Favorite Quotes from Movies and Songs

Movie Quotes

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn
Rhett Butler - Gone with the Wind
(not giving a damn is highly underrated)

He is a Disco Dancin', Oscar Wild Readin', Streisand Ticket Holdin' Friend of Dorothy.  The boy is gay.
Murray - Clueless

What's with you Kid, you think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the RatPack?
If anything happens to my daughter, I have a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you.
Mel - Clueless

Well, I believe in the soul. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball.
High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey
Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.
Crash Davis - Bull Duhram

King of Swamp Castle: You killed the Bride's Father, that's all.
Lancelot: I'm terribly sorry, I really didn't mean to
King: Didn't mean to? You stuck your sword right through his head
Lancelot: Oh dear, is he alright?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(I'm going to leave it at that on the Grail quotes, or I'd go on forever)

Song Quotes

People inside their houses
With the shades pulled down
God knows we could use some romance
In this sleepy bedroom town
Don Henley - The Last Worthless Evening

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere in sight
Don Henley (Eagles) - One of These Nights

Bit down on the bullet now
Had a taste so sour
Had to think of something sweet
Love's like suicide
Safe outside my gilded cage
With an ounce of pain
I wield a ton of rage
Just like suicide
Chris Cornell (Soundgarden) - Like Suicide

And there you lie
Like a painting of Christ
Bleeding on the hands
Of the ones who nailed you down
Chris Cornell - Disappearing One