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I decreased the bitrate on all of these songs to 96kbps for the simple reason that I am hosted on a free service and don't have much room. Mainly because I'm a cheap bastard. So unfortunately if you choose to listen to a couple of songs you won't hear them in thier full glory. But you'll get the general idea. These are songs that MP3.com either wouldn't accept, or I just didn't feel like waiting 2 to 3 weeks for them to be posted seeing as how they're not worthy of such a wait in my mind.

  A few of these have been copyrighted for the simple reason of people stealin my shit and not givin me credit. I don't want money for my music, you can use it however-the-fuck you want. Just don't say that it's yours. I would feel very awful if I had to buy a plane ticket , come to your house, and punch you in the head. That's just not fun for me. Unless of course you paid for the ticket.... and the beer... and maybe got me some hot wings. But then I'd feel bad after all that for punching you in the head. So lets just not do it.

   Also, if you're expecting a fancy page with super animated links and flash intros and all that jazz.... well.... sorry.... text links will have to do. One day I may actually do something that people would find attractive on this website.

Today is not that day.

So go click some of those links over there ------------------>
and see what you can find. You may be suprised. After all...
it's not like you really
HAVE to...
I guess not everyone can be a GTA3 freak like me. Aside from really, really, really liking to walk around just nonchalantly shoot people in the head, the game had alot of good music. One of which I decided that I liked so much I would do the world a favor and try to make it into a complete song... without that damn DJ woman talkin over it. The song is "Bump To The Music" by a band named Fatamarse. On the game, the song is attributed to a group named Sassy Ladies. Which as we all now know is false. With me in my infinite wisdom we can all learn quite a few things here... or we could... um.... not?
Fatamarse - Bump To The Music (DJ Beer mix)
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DJ Beer - Flute Lupe

DJ Beer - Fuck Me (stupid loop)

DJ Beer - Bass Test No. 3
(I am not responsible for broken speakers)

Eagles - Hotel California (DJ Beer Remix)
(A really bad ((awful)) remix)

DJ Beer - Ode To The 80's
(I dunno... you figure it out)
There's a few more which aren't all that bad.
But I ran out of fucking room.
Some 911 humor pictures and what not here
hmmmm.... Nitrous anyone?