For all your medical ills! That salty taste tells you its working!

Scientifically proven* to:

• Cure shell rot
• Kill parasites
• Increase sex drive
• Help your shell maintain its rich pink glow
• Aid digestion
• Prevent claw click and molt shock
• Stabilize mood swings
• Restore good feelings and a swell attitude
• Pickle eggs, cucumbers, pig's feet, mummies and herring.
• Reduce anxiety over at-work web surfing.

*Based on non-scientific opinion poll of several "friends" of Dr. Zoidberg. 60% of those surveyed, agreed that these results were at least a "remote possibility" after taking Dr. Zoidberg's Medicated Salt Capsules.

Not legal for sale in New Jersey. Capsules contain 99.9% salt, .1% trace elements.