| //+You Know You're Obsessed With Jesse When...+\\ |
| +You make a website just for him +You nearly break your neck falling down the stairs because you were running upstairs to make sure AMC was taping...twice. +The background on your computer is a picture of Jesse. +You put a big Jesse poster on the ceiling above your bed so that he'll be the first thing you see when you wake up. +You have a Dream Street file, and a Jesse file on your computer. +You've downloaded every song he's sang. +You start watching AMC for him, even though you've dissed soap operas your entire life. +You not only start watching it, you start taping it. +You enter in Jesse as a synonym for "Perfection" on your computer. +You marry him online. +After marrying him, you send the marrige certificate to everyone and tell them to call you "Mrs. McCartney". +When your bored, you make a Jesse collage. +You write fan fictions and in them, you always end up with Jesse. +You are able to connect anything to Jesse. (Just ask my best friend! She tested me!) +You zone out, but you are pulled out of the trance by any word related to Jesse. +"Mom...can we're out of jam again..." for the third time that week. +You suddenly enjoy peanut butter so much you want to take it for lunch...every day. +You can spend hours staring at his pictures. +You get into fights all the time over him. +You convert more than 5 people into Jesse fans. +Your favorites list is full of Jesse/Dream Street sites. +You make dolls of you and Jesse. +You dream about him all the time. +You've started picking out names for you and Jesse's children. +You check his official site every day for updates. +Your birthday cake read: Happy Birthday (Your name) McCartney. (I have pictures of the cake on my computer if you don't believe me.) +You kiss your Jesse posters before you go to bed. +If you're going on a trip, you take four disks full of your favorite pictures of him. +Your printer is out of ink cause you used it all to print pictures of Jesse. +If you hear he has a girlfriend, you start crying. +You only date people named Arthur or Jesse. +You ask everyone named Jessica is you can call them Jesse. +You keep asking people if they like jam. +Your screen names have to do with them. +Your friends are positive you're going to end up raping the guy. +You worship Jesse. +You spend an hour talking about Jesse in Spanish. It's the only way your teacher can get you to say something other than "Si" "No" and "No se". +You are about to faint when someone asks: Who's Jesse? +You have at least ONE Jesse related thing with you at all times. +You can't remember the last time you had a dream that didn't involve Jesse. +You're up till 7am chatting to fans. +You have 50 posers on your buddy list. +Everyone you meet says you're obsessed. +You spend all your money on ANYTHING with Jesse. +You get one of those little sand things that you can put your name on, but instead you get +Roxana Loves Jesse" written on it, except its a heart and the heart is the sun part of a sunset scene. +You daydream about him constantly. +You accidently call everyone Jesse. +You freak out when the new girl in your grade tells you she'll be fifteen on April 9th. +You that girl happy birthday on her birthday. +You wake up on Jesse's birthday and immediatly run to your mom shouting "It's Jesse's Birthday It's Jesse Birthday!" +You couldn't pay attention in school the day of the Young Artists Awards. +You told everyone that day that Jesse's was going to win. +People get sick of you because you're always talking about Jesse. +You find every word you can that ryhmes with his name. |