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| God made a pterodactyl, God made a T-rex, God made Jesse, So I could have sex. God made pencils, God made paper, God made me To be Jesse's raper. God made Jelly, God made Jam, God made Jesse, To be my man. God made "kinda", God made "maybe", God made Jesse Just to lay me. God made tupperware, God made lids, God made Jesse To have my kids. God made peanuts, God made butter, God made Jesse, To be my lover. God made water, God made straw, God made Jesse's, Bigger than them all. God made forever, God made infinity, God made Jesse, To take my virginity. God made a rock, God made a tree, God made Jesse Just for me! God gave some kindness God gave some class But Jesse was given An very nice @$$ God made the moon, God made the sun, God made Jesse So I could have a little fun! |
| God made "kinda", God made "maybe", God made Jesse To have my baby. God made salt, God made pepper, God made me To screw my Jester. God made love, God made lust, God made Jesse, So I'll do what I must. God made frown, God made smile, God made Jesse To make life worthwhile. God made people cry, God made people groan, God made Jesse To make me moan. God made a virus, God made a germ, God made Jesse, To give me his sperm. God made a actor, God made a singer, God made me, For Jesse to finger. God made a shirt, God made a skirt, God made Jesse, For me to flirt. God made dark, God made bright, God made Jesse, What a sight! God made a drum, God made a malet God gave Jesse So much talent. God made silver, God made brass, God made Jesse have a nice @$$ |
| God made paper, God made glue, God made Jesse For me to screw. God made romance, God made luck, God made Jesse For me to f***. God made sandals, God made shoes, God made Jesse For me to use. God made fire, God made ice, God made Jesse, Oh so nice. God made sister, God made brother, God made Jesse So I could yell "harder". God made a hockey stick, God made a puck, God made Jesse For me to suck. God made crap, God made piss, God made Jesse For me to kiss. God made ugly, God made beauty, God made Jesse, What a cutie! God made arm, God made feet, God made Jesse So very sweet. God made pepper, God made salt. God made Jesse Without a fault I drew a circle, and inside it I wrote "Jesse". That circle represents my life and he's the center of it. |
| Okay, these are just jokes. Some are nasty, but THEY ARE JUST JOKES! If you're a sensative person you shouldn't come in here. And these don't all have to be Jesse, I just put Jesse because this is a site FOR Jesse. Please don't send me hate mail for these. THEY ARE JUST FOR LAUGHS!!! |
| These sayings are all made by my best friend and myself. They are copywrited (c) so DON'T STEAL THEM! If you want one made for yourself, just e-mail me. |