Hey, what's that? It my shadow! - Cat

Why mow it when it's soooo much more fun to smoke it?

Now is the Windows of our disc contents

Ensign Pillsbury. He's bread Jim.

HEY! Stop reading me!!!

In cyberspace no one can hear you scream

That's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

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I have so much to do. I'm going to bed.

Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!

Klingon Philosophy: "Do unto others. Period!"

Keep your eyes on your own taglines, this is a quiz.

Me thinkest the fecal matter has just hit the rotary blades ...

And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.

A double standard's better than no standard at all

Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead.

All the ferret tags in my humble collection follow...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? - Homer

Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe....

Life without weirdness is worse than death

MODERATOR of BORG. Your topic will be assimilated.

"Well, no plot visible on the horizon!" -- Joel

Emergency! Emergency! There's an emergency going on!

Ethics? Oh, I sold them to the highest bidder!

Press to Adopt Me! I need a better home.

God's okay, but his followers are a pain in the ass.

Nobody expects the Spanish in the Kitchen!

Normally you eat something illegal to be that crazy

NO NO Nurse, I said to grab his spectacles!

Now are they many members, yet one body. - 1 Cor. 12:20

"Schizophrenic?" No, we prefer the word "Imaginative."

Please ignore this line.

Maybe we should ask his cat.

My God, he spaced the teddy bear!

Everything is funny on Prozac.

Choosey mothers choose GIF.

All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!

Cat for rent. Specialty: barking dogs surgically removed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going and going and going...

Purranoia: the fear your cats are up to something.

Everyone on the premisis is a vegitarian except the dog.

I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!

Moderators moderating moderators, on the next Geraldo!

Keep watching this space.

Ever wonder how deep the sea would be if sponges didn't live in it?

God: What one human uses to persecute another.

Just THINK about where EGGS and MILK come from!!!

My American Express card left home without me.

Never dare to judge until you've heard all. Euripides

Obesa cantavit.......The fat lady has sung.

Keep out of reach of children.

Don't ask me, I have intermittent memory loss.

Disney Land: A people trap operated by a mouse.

HEY! I thought it was my turn to fire the missles!?!

Hurry up and eat your gagh before it dies.

Here, little tagline! I have some nice chocolate for you!

Miniskirt types : Mini, Micro, Don't bend over, NICE VIEW !

4 aces beats full house. Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces.

Paranoia Poster child for 2000.

Queen: We had peace * Mike: And carrots.

Roger, tower. Which way's the sky? - Crow as pilot.

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