The worst movie in the history of man is 2001: A Space Odessy. The movie retells the adventures of a black rectangle in space. About half of the movie is watching the rectangle float around. It's quite majestic. Oh, but how could I forget the beginning? The beginning of the movie consists of a bunch of people in funny little ape suits hanging out with wild boars and eating foliage. After watching this movie I no longer have the will to make sarcastic comments about how bad it is. It has sapped my will to live. About halfway through the movie, I glanced at the clock on the VCR and found it to be more entertaining than the movie. Here's the bottom line, the movie is so dull that when something happens, ANYTHING happens, it is riveting. What suspense! After watching a black rectangle flip and rotate for an hour, someone eating oatmeal makes my heart leap out of my chest. I have made an extensive list of things more entertaining than 2001: A Space Odessy.
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