Welcome.

Please take a seat and prepare to be educated.

What is this site? My complaints about life. Lets see how quickly I can get kicked off the server for talking shit. (its a joke, geocities). These are the things I don't say out loud, the shit you dont want to hear me say, and its uncharted territory so watch your step and try to learn something.

Infact, I'd better go ahead and write this:

Disclaimer: Anything you find on this site is out of my head (dangerous) and probably uncensored, and may or may not be appropriate for children (or anyone else for that matter) and anything that can be construed as illegal, terrorist, or otherwise something that will have the feds up my ass should be considered a) a matter of opinion, b) stated for satirical purposes, or c) fictional. I am not racist, anarchist, or a Democrat, but I do have extreme views that will have the conservatives crying and wondering where my mother went wrong. So get off it already! Oh, and I'm not Maddox, nor am I making any attempt to copy him, although I do have great respect for his work. And don't worry, there'll be something here to offend everyone.

>>Under Construction<<

So who am I?
I'm your bodyman, I'm your conscience, I'm your deepest, darkest thoughts and secrets, manifest into a bored sarcastic asshole with nothing better to do than complain about idiots to the very idiots I'm complaining about -- YOU.

It's your lucky day... my first entry into this blog of sorts is here, and you're not gonna like it! Or maybe you will. Read on:

I Think its Time to Secede Again - 7/21/07

someone give me a medal, I've just made a second one already:
Closed Minded People - 7/21/07