| Mae govannon! Right, the first thing you need to know about us is that we are very strange people. If you will be disturbed, please run away now, before you get hurt. You have been warned Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are the Dúnedain Pirates, for those of you too stupid to realize that on your own. We are known to you diminutive mortals as Tabachka Rose, Queen Aragorn II, and Insane Girl Tree. Be afraid. Be very afraid. You have been warned – a second time. But please, don’t run away! (For the record, that does NOT contradict itself. Why? Because we, the all-powerful democratic co-overlords of the universe, said so.) For here, you shall find an extremely random assortment of perfectly calculated hilarity. And if you find us less than so, you shall NOT PASS! (Email complaints and/or mindless praise to dunadanpirates@yahoo.com. Constructive criticism also accepted – if you must.) Mary-Sues, ye be warned. We don’t like you. In fact, our sole purpose is to eradicate you from the face of the earth. GIRL TREE: *Pippin voice* What’s eradicate? QUEEN ARAGORN: She does that a lot. Just so you know. *snorts* Lesser vocabulary. GIRL TREE: *Sam voice* Who does what? QUEEN ARAGORN: *shakes head* She’s hopeless. Anyway, we hope you like our site. We have Fan Fiction, MSTs, and probably some more random stuff coming along. Enjoy! Formatting credits go to The Last Evenstar and Anamaria Elentari. Animation credits go to proverb. Thanks to all! |
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| UPDATE 78/3/03 The entire site has been converted to our new layout, along with some new infromation and pictures in the About US section. No estimate yet for when the gallery will be up, but we hear it will be spiffy. UPDATE 7/24/04 Yee! A new MST, Fighting Temptations, has been posted. Beware - the innuendo might be too much for an innocent person to take. And as for re-doing the site, we're proud to say we've made no progress. Except for a beautiful new graphic in the MST section. And the fish is just there BECAUSE. UPDATE 7/14/04 We're in the process of redoing our layout, so if things seem a bit mussed up temporarily, it'll all be sorted out. Meanwhile, two MSTs and a redone Fanficiton section are in the immediate future. Also, we have a new graphic design program that should enable us to spice up the look of our site. Thanks for your patience! |
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