April 10th, 2001- K: So, Doc, are you happy that today is the birthday of your very own Duran club? D:Not a chance, Muaha haha ha K:Gee Doc, quite a sense of humor you got there.  So, do you think there will be any chance that I will ever see a John Taylor concert in LA? D:Yes, that is if you can escape! K: Escape from LA, I believe that was a mediocre Kurt Russel Film that came out recently.  Did you like the flick Doc? D: No way, never in a month of Sundays. K:  Well at least we know you have a taste in movies.  Did you enjoy the flick Barberella? D:  Without a doubt. K:  Suddenly your taste in movies seems to have gone down hill, but to each his own.  So, are you going to continue to provide the same quality Duran material in the coming year that you have in the past? D: I doubt it.  K: So that means you must be ready to provide better service!  Wonderful Doc.  Speaking of upgrades, you ever thought of remodeling the Arena?  It’s kind of spooky you know? D: Not a chance, Muaha haha ha K:  You certainly are good at that evil laugh.  Is there an Evil Doctor school were you can learn that sort of thing? D: I doubt it. K:  And do you doubt that there will be a reunion tour? D:  It’s possible, if you escape. K: Hey how did you know I’m secretly involved with Duran? (hoodwink to the general crowd) D: Lurker, remove this body.  K: Wait!  One more question, I must know, are you secretly a member of Duran Duran? D: Absolutely!  Now go to your cage! K: (As she is dragged off by something not quite human.) Well I guess that ends our interview for today.  The moral of this story is, don’t tick off the doc. Don't lie to the Doc, and don't be annoying.  Also, if you have an inside track, try to find out which member he is.  Depending upon whom, I might have to schedule another “appointment” real soon.  That’s all for now chickadees!  This is your roving reporter Kim, signing off.  (Kim is brutally thrown in her cage) Oh my God!  Can I at least get some color in here, perhaps some tapestries… (She is cut off by the slam of the cage door.)

Intimate Interviews With Kin Durangoddess

Welcome to this month's addition of Intimate Interviews with Me!  Kim DG.  This week I braved the fiery pits of the arena and fought off numerous wild boy guards to find my way to the Doctor's Robotic Permission Booth.  Being as that the Doc is a very important man and I'm well nothing but a dickey bird, I could not interview the actual Doc, so I settled for Interviewing his fabulous machine instead.

Live!  From the fiery Pits under the Arena!

Next week, I interview John's neighbor's dog as seen in this famous publicity picture!  Join us, same time same place, only at Dancing on the Sand, telewebbin for Duranies!