Weekend in Spain

i love weekends in spain go out at 11:30, hop bars until you find one not so packed that you like can´t move because your completely surrounded by spaniards and then finally end up at an irish pub where usddenly everyone is speaking english and watching NBA games and you find like 10 million kids from school and it turns out to be your ex´s birthday so you have semi uncomfortable convo with him both of you pretending you never dicked him over and then he watches you pick up random other guys all night while you try to talk to the hot waiter and some African won´t leave you alone and you pretend not to speak english or spanish... tell him you only speak french and then you find out shit, so does he and he starts rattling in french and you don´ know what the fuck to do and your best friend laughs at you and then suddenly its 3 am and your drunk as shit the games over and you don´ know who won cause your too fuckin plastered to watch the screen and plus you´e been dodgin africano all night and trying to stay away from the spaniards doing kareoke elvis no less, the spanish love elvis so yeah the games over the hot waiter disappears in the back before you can to talk to him and your out on the early friday morning streets of Sol where all the bars are closed but ppl are going apeshit in the street its cold as fuck, and everyone from school is like woooo i´m so drunk, lets go to Kapitol and your so drunk you decide its a good idea to ask your ex who still hates your guts for a cigarette while listennig to his best friend tell you she thinks your friend checked out her boyfriends penis in Gran Via the weekend before when she saw him pissing on the street so you try and smooth it over then you wander drunk and laughing away from the SLU crowd to any number of freaky adventures in Sol at 4 am then finally you have enuf after getting molested by spanish guys whose only english vocab consists of kiss, blow job ugh and then you finally have enuf and get a cab back to your apartment where your sometimes lame roomates are probably doing something stupid ( oh my god amber, did you see denis at kap-e-tul?? hes was so dancing like that guy in the shakira video, and then he WINKED at me OMG!) ok...shut up... and then you drink some more and get molested by the rest of spain that didn´ get you the first time around in Sol when you finally fall asleep its 7 am well then its sat, you awake at 2 and watch Animal Farm for some odd reason then you friend calls don´ you remember the belated thanksgiving dinner at his apartment on the other side of the city? on the metro for what seems like enternity, finally you get to his stop (Lacoma, wtf?) and you meet him and diego, your "pisans" from school and walk to their apartment and here you drop the sarcastic tone because you end up having a really great time because your surrounded by your "spain crew" who you realize you love as you eat for thanksgiving dinner, get this special chinease noodles mexican food turkey mashed potatoes from nigeria and italian food and everyones drunk and taking pictures then you realize its 2 am and the metro is closing and you don´ have enuf money for a cab so you decide you´l wait till 7 am when it opens again some of the not so hardy ppl head home and suddenly you find yourself alone with the guys of the house 4 of them and you on the couch watching rose red and one of them drags you of to talk about something your OTHER asshole ex did to him last semester and you have to apologize even though you hate him too and this whole time your trying to get with your friends albanian roomate whose really cute and cool and smart while this other guy goes on about how gareth is a prick and isn´t he better looking than gareth any day? (he isn´t, and you have to skate that one) then you end up alone at 5 am, with a guy who likes you and you like his roomate and the roomate is suddenly holding your hand then, since your drunk and still drinknig you decide its a good idea to drink spanish fly cause your italian and you´ll drink anything and you end up passing out on the couch for 10 mins have a dream your in your own bed but for some reason still wearing knee high boots and you reach to take them off to discover your still drunk, its 8 am and your passed out on your friends couch with no memory of how and hes passed out next to you you both wake up and all the sudden Albania is back, turns out he had gotten you covers and stuff when you fell asleep and you had totally forgotten him and passed out so your other friend, half incoherant says hes going to sleep pretty good right? and the albanian says that if youre cold and uncomfy on the couch you can sleep with one of the guys since youre all such good friends and surprisingly hes the only one who hasn´t gone to sleep so you kinda have to pick him or wake up the other three and prolly have them talk your ear off again for 3 hours and your drop dead tired and drunk ....but then you realize everyone is sleeping and your going into the albianans room with him so you both get in bed and all the sudden your not tired you suddenly rememeber The Spanish Fly and you wonder if it doesn´t work after all so your laying pretending to be going to sleep and he says remember about earlier when blah blah and your like um no, what and he starts relating to you everything that happened while your drunk and it seems the 10 mins of sleep has short circuted your memory of the night but then it all starts coming back and you realize you were like totally about to jump eachother in the living room in front of the other roomate who likes you so you both start talking about how its wrong to do something like that cause the other guy would be hurt and blah blah laying next to eachoher in bed under the covers practically on top of eachother alcohol and spanish fly all you have in your stomach at 9 am in the morning in spain and you start talking about how one of the other roomates, who you always make fun of because he has fetish porn on his computer and apprently likes to tickle (wtf, don´ ask me, i try to stay out my friends sex lives) and how your going to go to his room and sleep with him because albania stole all the covers and then he says well what would do if you snuck in there right now and climbed into his bed? and then your showing him and then hes showing you how the guy would respond and you totally forget about the other roomate who likes you and then by 11 oclock you realize many things One its 11 am and you still haven´t slept Two you just hooked up with a guy from Albaniam isn´t that weird? Three your finally not drunk anymore but the spanish fly is still there obviously Four This guy is turning out to be really really cool and funny and smart and your having a really good time making him jealous when you talk about getting with his other roommates Five wow, holy shit, youre in spain! so then its 8 pm, you still haven´t slept you barely did hwk cause it was just way too boring oh btw spanish fly is like a sex drug, its kinda a joke but its supposed to make you horny like when you say yeah i slipped him the spanish fly aka tried to get in his pants ooh my gosh and now you also realize your finally over Zack the asshole and you like the albanian and youre hoping your friend doesn´t kill you