| PRESTIGIOUS PIT OF CREDITS + THANK YOUs |
| I would like to thank the following people for their help, (in no particular order): |
| Matt Conroy Charles Paslawski Charles Jaeger John F. Kennedy Justin Braun Todd Jones Ed McCaffrey Mike Kieger Vladimir Putin Simon Irving Tim Teufel Sammy Belinki not Josef Stalin George Washington Mickey Mantle Jonas Salk EA Sports Morpheus Rodney Dangerfield Matt Conroy Mr. Roboto Abraham Lincoln God Napster Mike Modano Chocolate Norm Coleman Mister T Metabolism Saturday Matt Conroy Creativity Red Ink Lobsters Mobsters and Monsters (oh my) James Taylor Hair |
| Bill Buckner Warren Sapp Jeff Gordon Vlade Divac Michael Bolton Jesse Ventura Matt Conroy Lenny Schwartz Charles Schwartz Darth Vader Iron Butterfly Beetle Bailey Dikembe Mutumbo King Solomon David Spade John Candy Mrs. Sweet Whoever Kills Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars Ep. 2 Bumblebee Man Weekends Light Time Half Life Temperature Adlai Stevenson Pants SNL Courage Blue Oyster Cult Insanity Ads Fun Things Disco Basketball Oklahoma Sooners Nick Conrad |
| CREDITS |
| WEBPAGE CREATOR/SOLE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS MEANINGLESS CRAP: Matt Conroy PROVIDER OF SARCASM, PESSIMISM, AND SCREENPLAYS Charles Paslawski and Simon Irving BEST BASEBALL PLAYER EVER Todd Jones, RP Colorado Rockies BEST US PRESIDENT OF 2002 George W. Bush (so far) WORST ACTOR EVER Keanu Reeves |
| Dracula Asher Lev Steve Largent Canada Art Bell Randy Johnson Curt Schilling Anyone not named "Carl Pohlad or Bud Selig" Tony Blair Matt Conroy Pimpbot 5000 Conan O Brien Julius Ceaser Cleveland 02 R2D2 Superman Geneva Uzbekistan John Candy SCTV Boston Celtics Obafemi Ayanbadejo St. Louis Odysseus Homer Simpson Matt Bilski Shea Hillenbrand Montreal Expos Mental Breakdowns All Who Like Me Keyboards Clock Radios Matt Conroy Freinds Jump Rope |