| C. H. S. ------------------------------------ CONROY HONOR SOCIETY |
| "The many, the proud, the many" - the Conroy Honor Society, building today's immature youths into tommorrow's immature adults. |
| LEADER/PRESIDENT/CEO: MATT CONROY VICE PRESIDENT/2ND IN COMMAND: NATHAN HEIL |
| TO ALL POTENTIAL MEMBERS OF THE CHS You must meet and fulfill the following requirements to have a membership in the prestigous Conroy Honor Society. 1) You Must NOT Be A Member of Any Other Honor Society, Especially the National Honor Society 2) You Must Be Known Personally By Matt Conroy Or, At The Very Least, You Must Be Willing To Meet Matt Conroy. 3) You Must Possess And Be Willing to Possess a Fanatical, Insane, Thoughtless, Almost Brain-Washed Loyalty to the Leader of CHS - Matt Conroy. 4) You Must Have Visited the Matt Conroy Homepage at Least Once (Assuming You Are Reading This I'm Guessing This One Will Be Easy) 5) You Must Submit a CHS Entry Essay (details below) of EXACTLY 75 WORDS. 6) You Must Partake In Some Small Way In The Matt Conroy Website: Whether Through Contest, Column, or Some Other Ingenious Idea. THE CHS ENTRY ESSAY The most important tool of a CHS Member is the ability to use sarcasm. To ensure all CHS Members have this tool, they must submit a 75 word essay (no more, no less) proving that Aliens exist. To start the CHS Essay, include the following as your title: Name (duh) Favorite Song Reason For Joining CHS In the essay, potential CHS members must use the following words at least once: Todd Jones, www.geocities.com/dwarfcatt, Monkey Ketchup (must be used together), Dune Buggy, and Toronto. As said earlier, all essay's must be 75 WORDS LONG EXACTLY. This is hugely important. Congratulations to all CHS members and welcome to all possible future members! |
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