Jarvis Smells of Roses
Welcome, I have been requested to dedicate a section of my webpage to my ex-room mate, Brandon "Jarvis" Jarvis.  Here you will find all things Jarvis, from memorable quotes to random bits of Chowan silliness.  Enjoy.
"The Life of Jarvis, Pieced together from what John can remember and odd episodes of Jim Henson's 'Dinosaurs'"

Brandon Jarvis was born on a cold day in Jersey sometime after the World's Fair.  Raised in a family of 12 Jarvis began his career as goat herder and college RA sometime in 2000.  Then one day he had to make the decision whether or not to throw his grandmother in a volcano.
More to come.......
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