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Once upon a time, in a place far far far away from civilization. A man named Mr. Spermcock wanted to own a gay and lesbian porn shop. They rejected because he was a bi(sexual). So he decided to build a school(just as bad). Hookers would be walking the streets outside the school. So he took the hookers and asked them if they wanted jobs. They all had strange habits; Mrs.Troyer needed beano, Mrs. Feldman was a slut, Mr. Hogan was a crazed superhero named Hoganator, Mrs. Hainline was a gopher experiment gone wrong, Mrs. Norton was a rodeo clown, Ms. Barricklow was a patient at Jared Goldilocks Insane Asylum, Mrs. Buckner, the evil witch in Power Rangers, Mrs. Baranzchuck is the spokeperson for Midol, Mr. Spillman is the spokeperson for Viagra, Mr. Bell is secretly Jareds father, Mrs. Durick plays the demon in Little Nicky, Mrs. Kelly had surgey to get a joda and to get her jings removed. Well i think you get the point here. Oxford later blossomed into one of the shittiest school ever recored. Hopefully it will be knocked down by a tornado and all the hookers died a horrible and sensual death much to the dismay of their loving students YEA RIGHT! THE END |
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