/discography":

2002 mar improbably rare S. Washington basement tape vol. 1, 2 copies

"2002 aprsplit maxell ur30 cassette with the crippled bat dicks, 1 copy made, promptly lost

2002 jun "dr,b,gtr1,gtr2 free" instant love single, master only. 1 copy.

2002 jun rare S. Washintgon basement sessions tape vol. 2" 3 copies. feat. unlicensed sample of robert redford's "language of wolves" lp: threats made all copies destroyed

2002 jul "Sinus; and Loady" microcassette release. 1 copy ea. of two versions.

2002 jul "the Hayford Viking drums" microcassette release. 1 copy ea. of three versions.

2002 jul "sinus fux Blec" mono casette. 3 copies

2002 aug "His penis went in my penis" mono casette. left channel. 2 copies

2002 aug Ultra big 5-song demo. fucking exploded. At least 10 copies.

2002 nov-2003 jan: interminable panties.

2002 dec lover's rock cover single, 2trk, hidden backwards track at end of side 2. 1 copy.

2003 jan Dad's Can Be Queer microcassette 1 copy.

2003 jan the scumfuck mysterians 3.5 song casette. 2 versions.

2003 feb "andy is an engineer" 5-song compact disc. One copy, immediately surrendered to radio in fit of stupidity.

2003 mar "kult of abyssmal ravening" rehearsal digital 8 track recording, lies in eternal unrest on a harddrive, available to crush your face at dom ERGASTULUM de FORMIDONIS, hayford.

2003 mar "horde of infernal abomination" aka "the tease self-titled demonstration" compact disc. Twenty copies. Repress of ten.

2003 apr "Live DAT" recorded kindly by Jason of Calliope at Ken Knott's birthday swingers' party. reportedly a shoddy performance...tape to be hunted and disembowelled.