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Hi!
Welcome 2 my homepage - I started this way back in 1999 and it was about time
I updated this because my spastic colleague was making fun of me and was embarrassing the sh!t out of me at work!!
I'm surprised I still remember how to do this!
I'm keeping all my poems cos they are fantastic!
A big shout out to my TAD team - Paul, Claudia and especially Chris for bringing this website back into my life!

Please sign the guestbook cos noone has done so in about 8 years!

Just click on Winnie to begin your exciting journey into DziYaH’z DyNAsTi!!
I can't be bothered changing the rest but this site will be revamped
in due course so I am not ashamed to show others at Informa!!