"Uh-huh...come on!"
"Jeff...be careful!"
*snerk* "Quit being such a pussy...come on, Matt!"
"You know I was just kidding, right?"
A low chuckle. "Really? You didn't *sound* like you were kidding...you sounded jealous."
"I was NOT jealous! Besides...we're not kids anymore, Jeff...do you think we'll even fit?"
"Oh...we'll fit. One way or another!"
"I didn't mean it like that you fucking perv!"
"I'm a perv? Who's the one who couldn't wait till we got back from the airport yesterday and ended up giving me a blowjob while I drove?"
"Shaddup! I didn't hear you complaining."
"That's because I was too busy trying to keep us from slamming into a tree."
A sigh. "I love you."
"I love you too. But flattery will not get you outta this...you said you wanted to try it!"
"Maybe I changed my mind!"
"Not allowed. Be careful what you wish for, Matty!"
"You're a brat. I've decided I don't love you after all. I hate you."
Giggles. "Liar."
Sigh. "Yeah."
"Come on...almost there!"
"I swear I don't remember it being this high..."
"I swear I don't remember you being such a pansy!"
"Hey! Somebody has to be the voice of reason here! These boards are all rotted...tell me you won't climb this again until I replace these boards!"
"What if I miss you and want to climb up here and think about you?"
"Oh...don't give me that look, Jeff...do you *want* me to fall to my death here?"
A low, purring sound. "You know what I want..."
"Oh ferchrissakes! Get up there, hurry the fuck up...I fucking hate you."
"Liar."
"Yeah."
"See? It's not so high..."
"Not so high? Whatever, mister daredevil. I can't believe you...you actually had sex up here?"
"Yup."
"I never knew Shannie was this brave."
"He wasn't."
A significant pause. "It wasn't Shannie?"
"Nope."
"Then...who?"
Sigh. "Does it matter?"
Pause. "No...I guess not..."
"Aw, Matt...don't look like that. It was forever ago, to be honest I barely remember the face or the name...mostly cuz I was pretending it was you anyway."
"Re...really?"
"Yeah, really, you fucking tool! Now...you gonna talk to me all afternoon, or are we gonna fulfill your little fantasy?"
"I dunno...maybe I changed my mind..."
"Already told you, not allowed."
"I love you, Jeff."
"I love you too, Matty." Pause. "Matt?"
"Yeah?"
"You mad at me?"
"What?! Why would I be mad at you?"
"Cause...well, cause of me quitting. You understand, right?"
Short pause. "Yeah, yeah I understand, darlin. And no, I ain't mad at you." Another pause. "Jeff?"
"Yeah?"
"You're happy, right?"
"Yeah. I am."
"Good."
Silence.
"Matt?"
"What?"
"Are we gonna fuck now?"
Laughter.
"Be careful what you wish for, baby brother..."
