YEAH, BABY!! Wecome to the ultra-Groovy Commissioner's Cup
SHANK-ADELIC
Page!! You blind Cup chaps are finally opening your eyes to the "Power of the Shank" that the slippery ButterBoy duped you with. It works for me too!! I try to SHANK everything in my vicinity (OH, BEHAVE!!). But there is a special process in becoming an international SHANKMASTER that both myself and the ButterBoy have discovered...it puts the GRRR in SWINGER, BABY.. YEAH!
First, there's the secret ritual SHANK dancing that must be practiced over and over with his shag mistress. Notice how all steps move wildly to the right, similar to the golf shot the dancing helps perfect. That chap ButterBoy worked all Winter on these moves...what a bloody well kept secret, eh?..
SHANK YOUR BOOTY...SHANK YOUR BOOTY..
SCRUMPCIOUS LOOKING SHANKS, EH BABY? Identifying the food that helps develop and nourish the secret shank plan is the second step. This sheeps ass is well rounded, I MUST SAY!! The sheep shanks hold the power that drive the brain to
wild acts of shankery. ButterBoy's shag mistress became jealous when he started spending more time with this cute sheep than
WITH HER, BABY!! BAH-BAH-BAH-TTERMAN!!
MMM, MMMM, SHANK-ALICIOUS!! Here are a few OUTTA SIGHT shank recipes that the Earl of Shank consumed prior to stepping into the tee box this year (click the arrow for yumminess!!)
Braised Lamb Shanks
Lamb Shanks Kabob
Buttered Lamb Shanks With Pinto Beans
Osso Bucco Alla Milanes (Veal Shanks)
But BEWARE BOYS, the use of the SHANK can grow to be habit forming and lead to abuse and addiction, including the downward spiral of not only golf skills, but also personal integrity and self-esteem. Certain individuals you always outplay will rise up and crush you, even on your home courses. If this sounds like you, those who are in need of help can call 1-800-SHANK-ABUSE to talk to a recovered SHANKAHOLIC and be referred for therapy. IT"S SERIOUS, BABY!!