These are actual quotes spoken during the games by my players and occasionally myself. Gamers say the darndest things sometimes!

 

"Does it sound like there are weapons in there?" - spoken by Mantious as he stood outside a locked storage shed.

 

"...well you must agree that Ax is a little slow." - spoken by Valantas to Orc Chieftain Tonazak concerning the Chieftain's bodyguard Ax.

"He is my son!" - spoken by an offended Orc Chieftain Tonazak.

 

"Do your worst!" - spoken by my player Atilla to me, the GM. At which point the Horror that had marked him decided to paralyse him while he was trailing a thief in Kratas. The thief just took all his stuff. I could have done worse!

 

"That's not so bad" - once again spoken by Atilla as Valantas was struck for pathetic damage by a Stoneman. Next combat round Valantas kissed the floor.

 

"Oh, I can sell Blood Charms, I am just not allowed to install them. Nasty accident with a customer's Targeting Eye." - spoken by a seller of Blood Charms in Kratas.

 

“I recognise your face, I slept with your mother last night, the wench! I remember, because her moustache kept tickling my toes when she kissed my feet. Begone and send her my love and this copper piece for her services!” - spoken by Cervantes the Great, Swordmaster to Valantas the Mediocre, Swordmaster

 

"I'm gunna kick the shit out of some no hoper!" - spoken by Forge against a group of guards trying to arrest the group.