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| (even monkeys cant belive this shit) |
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| Eminem's has Twinz |
| Blood test proves eminem is the father of the new born twins. But we are still searching for the mother |
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| Viagra not a fertilizer |
| Farmerz say you should never use viagra to fertilize crops or there will be serious consiquences |
| Farmer Ching Chang (below) says he used viagra to fertilize his crops thinking they would grow bigger but look what happened |
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| Gure Hand lotion |
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| Unwater Payphones |
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| President George W. Bush has invested 2 billion dollars to make payphones work under water. Bush says now if theres a flood you can call for help! |
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| Recent Studies show that the new (canadian) hand lotion made by Gure may cause major side effects in the area applied. Dennis Porter used the gure hand lotion on his hand and look what happened. Scientist belive the cause of the defects are because is was made and sold in canada |
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| Toilet Invention |
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| This is the winner of the invention of the month of March. Its for all you nerds that just dont feel like moving your fat azz now you can fax,talk on the phone to your homiez and use the computerz and drop some turdz at the same time |
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| Horny Turtlez |
| Horny Turtles escape from canadian ship, the ship was headed to Germany. These Horny azz turtles swam to Poland! Canadian Turtle loaded up on who knows what and they are screwing everything that rezembles a turtle. Recent studies say that the weather condition "El Nino" is the cause of these horny turtlez |
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| The "Santa Cruz Chili Paste" has bad side effects. It can cause heart burn and ass burns, if you plan on eating this have tums and Gas-X and a lot of Preperation-H |
| Santa Cruz Chili Paste |
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