Welcome to my home page!
See pictures of me with my lovely mistress -- now my wife!
Read about our wedding -- and my bachelor party!
What I do when I hang out with my brothers!
See my fabulous modeling portfolio!
Meet my dog, the Pucklet!
I'd like to share some of my favorite recipes with you!
And, finally, here are some of the sites I like to visit!
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I just love to get e-mail!
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My wife and I won the caption challenge!
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My darling wife acquired me from MulderClones 'R' Us.
If you -- as, I am sure, any sensible person would -- need to have one of my brothers come to live with you, just contact the talented gene-splicing technicians at that fine corporation. You'll find that most of us, in addition to being extremely decorative, are homebodies who like nothing better than to keep your home tidy, tune up your car, and take care of your shopping and laundry.
Well, maybe we prefer the, um... personal services we perform. And we are darned good at 'em, too.
Or so my wife tells me...
