Welkum tU thu Sekund UnifId Ebonix DikshunarE

NOt this prImarilE is u gramir secshun and not a wurd listing az wuns wun haz thu fundumentuls that I prEzent, U 2 wil bE as guud or betir than me in nO tIm flat. Az Wilyum ShAkspiir sed, "withowt furthir udU..."

ebonix mI On adishun 2 thE Ebon (ix)-(ks) DikshunarE, thu sekind udishin. + thu sekind Wurd iz frum unuther langwij. U get mI drift. + rEmembir that I Usd "thu" in defirins *twOrd*-this wurdz speling iz dEbAtibul and sOz this wun 2...ME rambul, hel nO. Duz thE Grand Pontif deficAt in du wudz? NEd wun ax such u silE q\kwestchin? I disugrE with thu self-dEgAding Us uv "Du" insted uv "thu". Wilst I inclUd aal sub-dIulex liffin iz pirfectlE aalruyt u substitUt 4 "lifting" az this is reerlE hird in sirtin gEOgrafik rEgins I.E. a direkt ref'rins 2 az Joorj Karlin rEfird tuu az thE "Ekinomic'lE chalenj'd hU okUpI substandird howzing in thu inirsidE--and theer fukEng brOk, bEkuz manijment wontid tuu rEduus rEdundinsEs in thu wirk4s... bak2du subject here "lifting is mor elevAtid 4ml Usij. Poynt uv refrins-thu "Murs" wir drivin owt uv Grunodu SpAn in du verE sAm yir that U nO hU discuvird U nO weer. mor iz mas in that kuntE. u muur is luyk u grasE Opn FEld UzhulE fownd in GrAt Britin, thu land dat gAv birf tU dis bUtiful subdIalekt wE prowdly rEfir tU as Amerikin hUs nAm orijinAts aftir Mujelins kuntemporarE. E-mAl mE if U hav qesh'tins komens or kridisizims abowt mI choys uv KAPITUL leders and numbirs wich simplifI and klarifI madirs az aal U hav tU dU iz Xsept that thA reprEzent theer sownd. 1 saaft sownd 4 Ech and 1 haard sownd + dubul vowuls wich giv it u loongir durAshin. K iz aalwAs Usd insted uv C xsept wen kumbInd with Ach az in ch. J luyk in "Joorj Joorj, Joorj uv thu jungul... Oy luyk Oliv "OY"ul hU wuz PopI's skIdir-buyt chest chik. Uy luyk thu wurd luyk, luyk if I sA luyk 1 moor tIm, Iul sownd luyk U nO... Ow luyk in kow, sow, ow, plow etc... in kindirgRdin wE had shO and Tel; thu opisit of hI is lO uv kors. I Us or to xpres the sownd fownd in: "mIning for or iz kwuyt u chor." "Ken U slEp U mA snor or not." U rEfirs 2 thu sekund pirsun and thu twentEfirst letir and fifth vowul uv thu Sekund UnifId Ebonix Udishin weer thu gOl iz 2 EliminAt wAst and simplifI spelings uv umerican English withowt disrupting 1 IOtu how it wuud sownd as spOken in normul conversAshun. Thu "y" sownd wich iz fownd in thu secund pirsun singUlir; Us is Xseptibul in plurul Us; U wil not ad a "y" sownd wen U Ncowntir thEz wurdz: "wut in blU blAzis iz gOin on" or tU tUlips iz tU tU menE. U Uz yor mInd and U rEulIz that Mr. Webstir did not bElEv in egzaktitUd or else hE wud hav ritin luyk this insted uv how hE did. Wen 1 Ncowntirs wurds luyk thEz egzampuls 1 sEs wI I chOz them: Xtruspeshul, NtirtAnment, B4, Bcuz, CsId or sEsId, Dtenshinaftir skUl, K-mart suks, Zbru is luyk a hors, MT pokits, FMinit lidul patsE, fIn Yn grOs in thu rIn, bRbiQ chitlins sownds betir than Hagis, u Skotish delikuC\sE. Kapitul letirs R for propir nowns; thA start sentinsiz, and thA invOk theer sown wen kapitulIzed as sure UkanC that the majir problim iz wen 2 nO if it is invOking its sownd or not jujmint is nEdid Xcept for obvEus sirkumstansis wen it is quyt obvEus wut is ment. "o" mAks a sownd luyk that wIlE C-dawg thu otir or az in thu patrimOnEul Eternul uv fother not to B kunfUzd with "muthir" i.e. mom and dad. "aw" iz for thu sownd fownd in wurds luyk tOtalE awsum, dirtE dawg, fawns hav huuvz not paws az JO PeshI thawt wen hE went tO hiz muthirs hows 2 get a nuyf 2 kut up thu mAd gI TomE shot in thu bar that nuyt az shE survs them rEfreshmints etc... 2

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