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| Mr Carr's (a.k.a Yoda) philosophy on the joy's and interpretions of Poetry! "Passion leads to good writing, Good writing leads to passion, Passion leads to good writing, Good writing leads to poetry, Poetry leads to books, Books lead to money, Money leads to power, Power leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, Hate leads to passion." "innit!" (Repeat as many times as you feel necessary to express your love of Poetry!) (Best read by ED). |
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| Recently, two of our gay friends went to see a shite bike show, and were positively drooling with excitement at the sight of some many bike frames, and suspension forks. Then they fell in love.... here's a little song to describe that fateful day..... |
| Bike Show (by Blunk 69 aka. us) Hanging out at school on a weekend, Acting clever, getting A's with my notebooks I couldn't wait for Monday and the new week I remember it's the first time that I saw him...there. He's getting kicked out of school because he's a retard I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'm gay. He's the one, he'll always be there He talked about bikes and that made it I swear. Because I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. He said 'where's the food' and I told him that I didn't know. He's so hungry, he's gonna need some food soon. Everything's better when he's full, I can't wait 'til his parents go out of town, I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. When we said we were gonna go to Oswestry I remember the look his mother gave us Fifteen without money or a phone We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation. I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. He said 'suspension' and I told him that I didn't know He's so obsessed, gotta get out through his window. Everything is slower when he's around, I can't wait 'til his new bike magazine comes out. I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. Black and white picture of a Giant on my wall I saved up for a fork But it never got delivered. And if I ever got another chance I'd sue the bike company. Because it kept me waiting I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. He said 'I love you James' and I told him 'right back at ya' He's so cool, apart from Jack and Gavin. Everything is more normal when they're not around, I can't wait 'til his parents are out of town. I fell in love with Phil at the bike show. With Phil at the bike show I'll never forget my homework. (repeat to fade) The ballad of James McLeod esq. Jr. |
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