We created this site in seven days...
On the first day backgrounds were uploaded and we said, Let there be Pictures... and they saw that it was good,
On the second day the Amazing Button was created, and the page was without form and void... and they saw that it was good,
On the third day, guestbook was created in our image to show people's opinions... and they saw that it was good,
On the fourth day, friends pages were born which had dominion over the fish of the sea, over the fowl of the air and over the cattle and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth... and they saw that it was insignificant,
On the fifth day, the gallery was created in God's memory, to show man's true form... and they saw that it scared people,
On the sixth day, the text grew out of the keyboard into the eternal plain that was www.drink.to/edndanuk... and they saw that it took a while,
On the sabbath day Dan went home.

(Creation of Earth: Genesis 1:1)
Full Name: Edward James Maxwell-Lyte

Favourite Bands: Offspring, Feeder, Ministry of Sound albums, DJ Otzi, Blink 182, Alkaline Trio, Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers

Fancies: I'm one of the creators, so I don't have to say!
(Hannah Jones - our History class!!!!)

Likes: Lombard Direct (0800 2 15000), Caps,  annoying James, stating his claim to fame in the German plays of Year 9, lunging, eating food and knowing I wont get fat!!

Dislikes: Daniel, Sport/Exercise, peeps who 'wrt lk thyr txtin' in emailz, Michael Osbourn (alot)

Nickname(s): Ethiopian Ed, Mr Von Sexy, Smegward (by Tom's wife (Sarah), Captain
Lilac
\/
\/
/\
/\
Full Name: Daniel Peter Birks

Favourite Bands: Oasis, Stereophonics, Blink 182, Feeder, New Found Glory, Sum 41, S Club Juniors

Fancies: I'm also one of the creators, but I have a fetish for Vanessa Feltz!!!!!

Likes: Spending 97.48 hours on his hair every mornin', football, Man Utd (like everyone else except George), Port Vale (like no one else (saddo)), German/ Welsh plays with Ed, catchin James out with the Yes/No game, wishing to be tall!!, the Chris Moyles show (weekdays, 97-99FM, 3 - 5.45 pm)

Dislikes: Edward, Mr Mathias (the gaynor), Physics, Hotel Yorba by White Stripes (1,2,3,4 take the elevator...), Marylin Manson, his hair!!

Nickname(s): Captain Beige, Danny, Birkenhead
Our Links:


Manchester United Website

Rotten.com
(not for the faint hearted)
The Site with No Name

This site

Bored.com

Lombard Direct
THE ABOVE HAVE BIN WRITTEN BY THE OTHER CREATOR FOR A TRUER IMAGE OF THE GODS THAT IS US!!!!
(James, we know it's sposed to be 'are', not 'is' but you're not here!!)