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| 06/09/02 ~~~~~~~ dan: hey everyone who can be assed 2 read this. Have finally become bored enough 2 update this myself!! We all just gone back to skool after the summer. We're in year 11!!!! Next year no shitty canteen food or skool uniform!!! We've gone back more knackered than we left tho after coming back from our PGL holiday!!! we're now experts at shithead and cheat cardgames, altho I suck at cheat, but kickass at shithead! I'm so flooky! There are lots of pics to go on da site later, but my fuckin scanners decided to be gay and not work so I can't do it now. Guess its up to Sailor Boy to do it on his supercomputer! Anyway, really can't be arsed to write as much as ed does, so I'll bugger off now. Au Revoir y'all, n'kay! p.s. hey to rosie! Dan.x 23/08/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: why the fuck to i keep doing this?!?!?! leaving huge spaces of time in between adding to this page!! i gotta remember to add weekly, or summit!! probably whenever i get gossip, which is never, now that people know bout my blabbin!! anyways, its near the end of the summer hols NOOOOOOOOOO!!! i just came back from two weeks in florida!! it was absolutely brilliant!! i went to 5 different theme parks in total!! erm, they were: busch gardens, wet 'n' wild, universal studios, island of adventure and i cant remember the name of the fifth!! oh yeh, it was seaworld!! there we go, i remeberd!!! anyways, i went on LOADS of rollercoasters, all kicked the ass of nemesis in alton towers which is pretty lame, compared to em!!the main ones were gwazi (shit scary wooden rollercoaster in busch gardens), kraken (ok-ish, was pretty slow, but had loads of loops in seaworld), mantu (feckin long rollercoaster which the class, went on front row and was amazed, it lasted 3 and a half minutes and was mega cool in busch gardens), the hulk (fantastic rollercoaster, mainly because right at the begining in stead of having a chain pull u up, it boosts the coaster and gives u G forces, going UP THE FIRST HILL!!!! AMAZING!!! in islands of adventure), duelling dragons ( two coasters which narrownly miss each other several times in islands of adventure), kumba (shit scary loopy twisty coaster, was amazing and really high!!! in busch gardens)!! right thats it!!! u count em!!! but i guarantee, that all of the above are better than any in alton towers!! course, me being sooooo manly, did em all handsfree first time!!! anyways!! enough gloating!! wot else!! "any news??" i hear u cry!!! why yes there is!! after gettin over han, my good m8 dan (co-owner of edndanuk) has got a new girlf!! whilst at a very gothic monkeycrap party (which was ok), dan met one of the few non-goths there!! her names rose, or roz or summit, i dunno!! so thats cool!! and by the signing on our guestbook by roz, id say theyre a fairly kinky couple (only kiddin dan, no need 4 a spac attack!!)!! and since seeing this site, roz's mate vicki has seen me, and thinks im good lookin!!! but hang on, all pix of me on this site are retarded ones!! ah well, maybe this is my irresistbly coming out!!! anyways, ill tell u guys (and gals (no need to have a riot bout rights and stuff)) if we get together or not!! k then, thats all i hav to say!! fuckin hell, ive written loads!! im amazed!! id be amazed if u read it all!!! anyways!!! bye all!! i wont be able to write to everyone, as next week, im away (again)!! this time though, me and 3 mates (james dan tom) are all going on a PGL holiday!! basically its an outdoor adventure place so we do cool stuff like rock climbing, absailing, raft building and stuff like that!!! so who knows, one of us may meet sum1 there (hopefully female)!!! anyways, this is captain ed, signing out for a week!!! chow 4 now!!! ill tell u all bout it monday!!! heh heh!! thats it!! 25/06/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: fuck me its been feckin ages, over a month, since i did anything to this!!! well, any news?!?! of course there is!!!! during this period (amount of time, not the type girls have) our mate tom has hooked up with a lass, sally (see her pic in the gigs page), and broken up with her!! dan has broken up with his girlf han!!! any other bad news?!?! not that i can think of!! ok now for happy stuff!!! our friend who is currently known as 'James' on this site must now always be called Spaulding!!! i hav also changed my name, i am now going to refer to myself as smeghead!!! please, if you possibly could, call me by this new radical name!!! anything else happend?!?! well during the gap, my whole year at school hav done our end of year 10 tests, they were mostly easy peasy!!! i didnt do too badlt either, amazing huh!!! oh yeah, ive got into d/l muzic, big time!!! im gettin a new song everyday pretty much!! anyone like that song 'girl all the bad guys' by 'bowling 4 soup'?!?! i do, the vid for it is funny too!! ooh, i know, a couple of weeks ago me and sum m8s had a lil get together at charlie's house. i think it was me, dan, tom, james, ben and of course charlie!! well that was fairly wicked!!! hmm, for now i can't think of anything good, so i'll say adious amigos, and leave it like this!!! 28/04/02 ~~~~~~~ dan & ed: hey everyone, this site has been majorly neglected recently, as usual! How's everyone doin? Good. Now, we must bring your attention to a very serious matter. The number of hits on our site isn't equal to the number of comments in the guestbook. If this isn't fixed soon, then something very serious, (but probably not affecting you in any way) will happen. Isn't much news at the mo. Exams are comin up as is our work experience. Ed's experience involves the phrase 'put the money on the table' but still, when Tesco's is full what you gonna do? Recently went over to Charlies and hooked up two X-boxes, that was pretty cool! But whats that I hear u sayin?? well, tecnically we dont hav x-boxes, we hav PS2s, but they are better!! thats all!!! Ed has a new watch strap, bought from the huge multinational business 'The bike shop in Welshpool'. Great huh??!! we've also spent alot of time (10 mins) makin sum polls for your enjoyment so check them out!! We're gonna keep addin more and we're tryin to get as many votes as possible!! We need sum relevent news on this page so if you've got sum interestin gossip then e-mail us on edndanuk@yahoo.co.uk and we mite put it on the next time we check it and update our sight. From now on, one of us is gonna try and update the news page from that week. but i (ed) reckon we'll screw that plan in a fortnight's time!! heh heh!! i (dan) agree. well, thats us done for now!!! see y'all in hell!!! bye!! SIGN THE FUCKIN GUESTBOOK, otherwise you can't come on this site ever again!!! (Wipe those tears from your eyes, we don't actually hav a way of stoppin ne 1 except for using the balistic nukes that i keep in my downstairs loo.) ed and Dan. 11/03/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: holy crap i cant believe how long its been since i wrote summit on this page, i also cant belive how lazy dan is, he has a way cooler PC than me, quicker internet and yet hes still too cheapskate to update this site. lazy git!!! oh well what can i talk about now?? ive got sum interesting info about dan but since hes too scared for me to put it on here so i cant tell you, but its really juicy gossip. ok what now, umm, well no-one seems to have signed the guestbook in a while, so do that. in fact i may have to change the site to make people sign it first, i dont wanna have to do that. screw this it sux, you lot suck and if u wanna argue tell me, in the GUESTBOOK!!! or email me at edndanuk@yahoo.co.uk. ok bye then gaylords!!! 21/02/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: well, ive decided that its about time i told u lot about my b'day!!! ok, first things first, wot did i get??!! well, i got a class game Max Payne for my PS2, a PS2 multitap, an AR2 v2 for PS2 (email me if u dont know wot the fuck it is), chemical borthers new album, alien ant farm album, avalanches album, XXL tub of miniature heros and thats pretty much it!! cool huh!! it wos great, but even better woz when a couple of my mates and i went to see "oceans eleven", which is a really good film, i highly recommend it!! i havnt done much this hols, which is a bummer, and i also laugh at the people who went to skool this week, hahahaha!!! anyway, im gonna watch banzai now on C4, chat to you lot later!! 12/02/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: ok, so last friday was a llanrhaedr (or howeva u spell it) party, first 1 ive been to, and it was great!!! i had quite a bit of drink and a double vodka helkped me to get into the P A R T Y mood!!! anyway, we should hav sum pix of that on the site soon!!!! right wot can i talk about now???? well actually i havnt a fucking clue, oh well!!!!!!!!! i saw vanilla sky recently, it was pants, so dont bother seeing it!!! hey, its my birthday on friday (15th feb) whichl'll be good, i'll tell u lot all about it on saturday, so you can look forward to that!!! hmmm wot else can i say????? screw this, i'll chat to you lot later!! bye!!! 26/01/02 ~~~~~~~ dan & ed: Wow! Hold the presses!!! Ed's had a haircut (just to look like his evil twin). Well, this site has just undergone a fairly major uphaul, and we will continue to add more stuff as we think of it. Dan had a PS2 for his birthday (Yay) but he's only got one game - Timesplitters (whereas ed has 5). Its an ace game though, we love it. We've bin back in school for 3 weeks now, which sux!!! we've just eaten some spaghetti bolognese which woz nice. hopefully we'll be having another weekend soon spending yet more time on this blasted site so even more improvement will come your way!!! again, we're gonna have to ask you to sign our guestbook. i know, here's a deal you can't refuse, for every person who signs our guestbook well give you a check for 50 squid (checks may not arrive). 04/01/02 ~~~~~~~ ed: Well, now im gonna tell you all about my xmas, tell me about yours in our guestbook!! wel my main present as ive already told you was a PS2!! it's great!!! unfortunately i hate one of my games, spyhunter, and ive completed one completely, crazy taxi, but im taking both of those back to the shop and swapping them for tony hawks 3 and world rally championship, SORTED!!! right now (10:23pm) im eating a bacon double cheeseburger, fries and a fizzy fanta which my dad just bought me and brought home. FANTASTIC!!! B.T.W this site may close unless we get more visitors and signings in our guestbook so get visiting and tell everyone u know (and some random peeps you may see walking down the street)!!!! back to my PS2, ive got onto the third island on GTA3 WITHOUT cheats!! right im going now. hope to see you lot on this site in the future. and also, so you know, its 10:31pm and ive just finished my burger king meal!!! this is Captain Lilac signing out!!! "its not furple, its not kurple, its purple!!!" 01/01/02 ~~~~~~~ ed & dan: Happy New Year!!! Look out for the 20th of Feb this year, check out wot the date will be: 20/02/2002. cool huh!!!! well i think so anyway!!!!! 20/12/01 ~~~~~~~ ed: Wow!!! wot a boring day today!!! everyone has been forced to watch the crappest (and sum of the best) parts of our school eisteddfod!! YAWN!!! so, hmmmm, not much has happened to me recently. loadsa peeps in our skool have given me xmas cards!!!!! dunno if i can be bothered to write 'em this year, well we'll find out tomorrow!!! lets see any romance gossip, well loads actually, but since only peeps from llanfyllin will understand it then its pointless but wait, only peeps from llanfyllin skool read this so YEY!!!! i havnt got any goss really, sorry. someone told someone else about my secret identity as CAPTAIN LILAC so now im having to sign loadsa autographs (i wish). well, im going now. see you all later, possibly unless i or you are killed brutally tonite. well, bye. by the way, i luv the new feeder song "just a day"!!! its great!!!! 26/11/01 ~~~~~~~ ed: WAY HEY!!!!! Went to Newcastle over the Weekend to visit my sis in uni. While I was there I've been bought one of the coolest things created by the short people from Japan, a PS2!!!!! I bought 5 games for £130 which is really good value considering they usually cost about £40. The games are: Spy Hunter (kickass game, what 007 never was), Red Faction (again a brilliant piece of work), Crazy Taxi (you gotta have a fun game to mess around on), Gran Turismo 3 (enough said) and finally the best of them all, Grand Theft Auto 3. GTA 3 is class!!! It's so easy to play and its a hellofa lot of fun!!!! It looks so realistic and the cars you can get are brilliant!!!! Also I got myself some DC trainers (sorry dan for teasing you for being a DC freak) they're really comfy and look pretty cool too!!!!!!! Keep an eye on this page for more info on us!!!! 7/11/01 ~~~~~~ ed: We've been in school a couple of weeks now. Im sure many people are enjoying it. Recently we went on a French exchange with some other peeps. It was crap. Christmas is coming soon so ladies, you know you want to buy me a pressie. I like chocolate and money (but not chocolate money, that sux). So if you want to give me sum stuff give me it ASAP. Dan, well he likes homosexual stuff (not really, he like footy stuff, wots the difference), so give him a call too. We'll be going on some army camp trip soon-ish so that'll be cool. I'll be updating this page as much as possible. |
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