On the links with Patrick, May '05, at River Bend, the "most scenic course" in Alabama. I don't see it, what with all the trees and hills in the way.

Patrick and Julie with first offspring, Caroline, days before the second, Eli, would make an appearance.

Marquetta sends this pic along of her and Aly at her (Aly's) third birthday party, also know as Q's "terrible twos are over" party.

Belle, Official Dog of The Russell Abode, must accept all petitions to sit in her recliner.

Jenny and Matthew go over the finer points of playing the guitar. Namely, don't play while we're watching touching comedies about anal-dwelling butt monkeys.

Ha ha, you're only seven! You have no worries and play all the time and have lots of friends ... aw, now I'm just putting myself down.

Note: The Official 2004 iJeff Hallmark Ornament is sold out. Thank you for your patronage.

When Steve gets bright ideas, wreaths appear over his head instead of light bulbs.

It's all fun and horsey until someone's back goes out.

"I wanna rock-n-roll all night/And potty every day!" ... Wait, that doesn't sound right.