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In the dictionary under Father/Son Bonding features a bold claim: Winning a championship renders all else meaningless! 
The Cardinals' response? "Eh, guys, have a good time, just turn out the lights when you're done, alright?" 
By the end, the only tactic St. Louis had left was to unleash armies of 10-year-old girls to attack Boston fans. 
Curse, schmurse, the Babe's got better stuff to worry about than "No No Nanette." 
When Red Sox Elvis is on your side, however, that's a much more tenable conclusion! 
Yeah, sure, y'all won the World Series a half-hour ago, but what about 2005? 
No, you're wicked retahded! No, you ah! 
A panoramic view of the postgame celebration. (Click for larger view.)
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