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Divine: lol
Pro~Dawg: and no divine, these gloves are
not to inspect your anus. Question number 1: How did u get involved in
E-Wrestling?
Divine: Hmmm....that's a stiffy!! Well
me and my good buddy Cody Covington got it on together in E-Wrestling at
about the same time. We stuck together and he eventually was the one
who brought me to the EWF. I got fired from there,
then followed Cody once again to the EWA where he was the Ultimate
Warrior. We had a purty little feud that made my
nipples hard before I was fired and left on my own a few times.
Pro~Dawg: Was Divine your only character ever? If not, What other(s) did u have?
Divine: HaHa! I've been everyone! I've
been Shawn Michaels, Adam Kress(which I still do whenever the Bj BOYZ
"pop up"), Ultimate Warrior and a few others who dont need to be mentioned.
I was Goldust too but I hated being guys who
were already....how can I put it...taken. I liked adding my own little
twist to things so I made....DIVINE!!!
Pro~Dawg: What e-fed(s) are you currently involved in now, and what are your future plans in it(them) ?
Divine: I'm currently involved HEAVILY
in the aWa. I love it there because my boss is Watkins. When he bosses
me
around and bitch slaps me it drives me crazy!! The only person I'd
rather work for other than Watkins is Tom Stone, but that
will never happen again due to my childishness. I have BIG plans for
aWa, because I plan to make it my personal sandbox to
poop in.
Pro~Dawg: Aight, Let's move on to "Word
Association"... I give out a name and u tell me whatever the *CENCORED!
BUY THE OFFICIAL EFR "CENSORED" VIDEO TO SEE WHAT WORD WAS -REALLY-
SUPPOSED TO GO
HERE!!!* comes to mind.
Divine: Lets go!
Pro~Dawg: Dave Fenichel aka TBL aka Jewish Rage aka DatDrugDealerNamedDanny
Divine: I have never met this man before
and have had zero contact with him. He sounds sexy and from what I've heard
he packs a mean french kiss. I'd love to show him my french tickler
sometime. I think if we hooked up we could rock the
house.
Pro~Dawg: Oh my... *L*. Serial Thrylla.
Divine: YES!!! Now you're talking!! He's
one of my favs!! When I first went to the EWA I knew no one except for
Tony(Cody Covington) who was the Warrior at the time. Thrylla was commish
when I was in EWA and he was the first to
talk to me. He didnt fear me for being gay and I still frequently talk
to him. He's my "pal"!! I had a dream about Serial Thrylla
just the other day....I was eating fruit loops and I poured my milk
all over his body then "THRILLED" him by licking the
cereal milk off his chest....
Pro~Dawg: ......NoMaD....
Divine: Grrr....I used to be tight with
NoMaD until he did something VERY mean to my friend Watts!! Even though
Divine has been is some pretty nasty manhole's I have NEVER, EVER,
contracted HERPES!!! That is all I have to say
about that walking STD!
Pro~Dawg: Just to get this over with... The man you can't shut the fuck up about, Watkins! AKA Cody Covington!
Divine: I dont really have that much to
say about him......I like him......He's my friend, he's my partner, he's
my lover,
he's my provider and my confidant. Me and Tony have big plans for the
E-Fed world. One day this summer we are going to
get married kind of like Randy Savage/Miss Elizabeth. Our wedding will
be grand and I will be the bride and he will make a
handsome groom. Many people will be invited, and I just want to give
Tom Stone a personal invitation to be my best man
right now. Are you coming?!?!?
Pro~Dawg: Reckless
Divine: Reckless?? I think I came across
him once in BLW and once in NHBWF.....I'm not really sure. But with a
name like Reckless I'd like to hang with him!! He must not use condoms
either....cause that is Reckless!!
Pro~Dawg: Nick Diamante
Divine: OOooooooOoooOOOooooOOOooH!! That's
going to be a tough one!! When Nicky first came to EWA me
and he, he and I, we had some problems, but I think we're ok now. I
havent really talked to him that much....ever....but he
seems like a cool guy. He's a Sexy MF that I'd like to photograph and
have at the Tony/Divine wedding. He can be an usher.
I respect D for having alot to do with the EWA's huge success and I
envy him for living next door to Tom Stone!!!!
Pro~Dawg: Zed
Divine: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ZeD....the name
brings a smile to my face and a tremor to my pants. ZeD and I clashed
a few times in my early EWA days, and it looks like we're going to
clash in the aWa soon!! I'm looking forward to
that....well....not really....I'm just trying hype aWa stuff. I like
ZeD alot OOC, he's one of my main men
Pro~Dawg: The Profe§§ionalist
Divine: AAAAAHHHHH!!! When I first
met Pro we had some bad words but I really like him alot and he is the
greatest RP'er of all time *L* Seriously, he kicks ass, I love him
Pro~Dawg: *L*. The Brink
Divine: Brink!! Did you say Brink?!? He
was the first person to EVER kick Divine's ass and pin him, so I have a
soft
spot in my heart for Brink. I was orgasmic when I saw him return to
the EWA once again and I look forward to seeing him in
action once more!!
Pro~Dawg: Masta Red
Divine: Mastabata!! He takes things too
seriously and is a racist individual. Once I bumped into him and he called
me
honky lips then spray painted my car and robbed me blind. I LOVED the
Dream Team, but I havent seen DraVen around
anymore lately!! Masta Red is one of many who wants to kick Divine's
ass and he gets his shot this Sunday Night!!! WILL
HE DO IT?!?!?!? WILL HE?!?!?!?!?!?
Pro~Dawg: Lastly: *MONGOLIAN DRUM ROLL*... Tom Stone
Divine: *has orgasm* Tom Stone is the man
who is probably most responsible for the success of Divine because he
believed in me. When I went to EWF I was fired after 3 days because
they just couldnt stomach my roleplays and character.
I was like a lost little child in the woods and Tom Stone saved me.
Tony told me of the EWA, I applied and Tom replied!!! I
was overjoyed and began my EWA tenure. I wish I could say Tom Stone/Divine
was the greatest love story ever....but it
was not....I pushed Tommy too far and he fired me in October....I was
heartbroken, but I asked for it.....
Pro~Dawg: What titles, or some of them, have u held?
Divine: Stone gave me the ball and I sucked
it...uh...I mean ran with it.Titles have been few for Divine. I've been
EWA North American twice, that's it!! I WAS THE EWA JOBBER CHAMPION
TWICE!!! But I am the Cleveland
Champion, I've held that title for about 3 years now, and the Box Office
Champion.
Pro~Dawg: What have been some of your most memorable moments in your whole e-fed career?
Divine: Wow....my feud with the Ultimate
Warrior and my sex-capades with Tom Stone have been VERY memorable.
I gave Warrior a cum bath and Tom Stone kicked my ass on many occasions.
Tom Stone and Divine have
chemistry....chemistry that can explode like a RAGEING ORGASM!!!!
Pro~Dawg: Last question: Do u have anything to add to finish this off? Anything you'd like to say?
Divine: I love you all and I hope you have
sweet dreams every night. Every time you see a prison movie with a violent
rape scene in it.....think of Divine.....please......goodnight.....and
Godbless....
Pro~Dawg: *slips off "professional" gloves*
Aight! Thanks for conducting this... "interesting" interview for EFR. That's
all.
Divine: YAY! Thank you, Goodbye!!
