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The Profe§§ionalist's Interview w/ Hacker

Pro: 1: How did u get involved in E-Wrestling?

Hacker: I was looking around on Yahoo in November 1997 and I stumbled opon e-feds listed on Yahoo. Yahoo's much better if you want to find hot dirty porn.

Pro: 2. Was Hacker your only character ever? If not, What other(s) did u have?

Hacker: Are you kidding me? I started as The Ultimate Evils and it safe to say that gimmick sucked dick. I started with Hacker in 1998. I had at least 5 other wrestlers in one fed. In the ACF, I ran the eWo by myself whenover Kyle Kidman was AWOL. I have been Bry2K in aWa. I have been alot of characters and amazingly, none of them have charisma. *L*

Pro: 3. What e-fed(s) are you currently involved in now, and what are your future plans in it(them) ?

Hacker: I was involved in WHWA before eXiled hacked it and replaced it with hot dirty porn and shit info. I am in EWA as Hack. I am in aWa as Bry2K. In aWa, I have plans to win the aWa world title but I think someone here could object to that goal.

Pro: 4. Aight, Lets move onto Word Association. I'll give a name of an e-wrestler and you say whatever comes to mind.

Pro: Dave Fenichel

Hacker: Good man with angles. I hope he decides to come back soon.

Pro: Divine

Hacker: Freaky gimmick

Pro: Timmy

Hacker: TIMMAH!

Pro: The Profe§§ionalist

Hacker: A little unrealistic with the killings in (some of his) RPs. He is the wrestler that uses the "If you diss me, you diss yourself" philosophy.

Pro: Will Jones

Hacker: Cowboy Will, pure evil.

Pro: Hayabusa

Hacker: Great man to work with in e-feds, esp. in WHWA. A shame that eXiled had to ruin our fed and turn him off to e-feds.

Pro: Stan Tarpley

Hacker: Haven't talked to him in months but he ran the best e-fed ever on our side of the e-fed universe.

Pro: Josh Hamric

Hacker: I was never able to work well with him in his fed. I could never get used to RPing in NHBWF.

Pro: Reckless

Hacker: Sick sick bastard, although I did allow him to rise up to the top by allowing him to kill Lodi.

Pro: 91

Hacker: Daffy brit

Pro: The Regulators

Hacker: Greatest... tag team... ever. Seriously, the Regs rule.

Pro: ANNNDDD... Liger

Hacker: He should stop leeching off Sting. That's Lex Luger's job.

5. What titles, or some of them, have u held?

Hacker: ACF US title, ACF Tag Team titles, ACF Extreme title, eWWa World title, BLW world title, GWA Euro title, EHW world title, 4 time EHW Television Champion, EHW extreme champion, EWA International title (It doesn't matter what the record books say, I held the belt for about 4 minutes), NHBWF IC title and the EWA North American title, FCA tag team titles.

Pro: 6. What have been some of your most memorable moments in your whole e-fed career?

Hacker: defeating Liger on a PPV, winning the BLW world title, facing the Pro in FCA and the whole BLW run was pretty good for me.

Pro: 7. What is the name of the person behind Hack?

Hacker: You gonna stalk me? *L*. Robert Brandon Henderson. I was inspired by Kevin Nash for the size of Hack. I am not sure whom I got the style of interviews for Hack from.

Pro: 8. Anything you'd like to say to finish this off?

Hacker: Dino Delsante is Satan.

Pro: Okay. Yet another interesting interview to add to the record books of "The Only Rankings Site That MATTERS" EFR!

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