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Sean Hall- Sorry im late Mr. Hayes....i ugh...got....rrrr...raped by a cat??
Lorenzo Hayes- Oh really
Lorenzo Hayes- I raped my dog
yesterday
Sean Hall-........
Lorenzo Hayes- You're talkative.
Sean Hall- Okay seriously, lets get
down to business shall we, i mean ive got a life....and you have a life...*raises
eyebrow* dont you?
Lorenzo Hayes- I'm one popular pussy cat
Lorenzo Hayes- of course I have
a life..you dumb shit
Lorenzo Hayes- Why do you think
i quit mcw
Sean Hall- Well i suspect because...HEY!! Im the interviewer here, you answer my questions.....so...why did you quit as VP of MCW?
Lorenzo Hayes- Well life was getting too stressful, and I just couldn't handle it. I also had wrestlers breathing down my throat about each and everything. I just couldn't take it. I also am too busy to be running a fed at the moment, and trust me I WILL NEVER RUN A FED AGAIN
Sean Hall- Quitter...eh?
Lorenzo Hayes- Penguin Fucker Eh?
Sean Hall- Look thats besides the point, what do you think of the efed world's current status?
Lorenzo Hayes- Well right now, on our side of the e-fed world, I think that it's in some deep shiznit. Mcw is dieing, AWA if like dead and stuff, the only two feds left are EWA Which in my opinion is the only good fed going, and Jay's fed, which is full of so called "legends" and we all know that can't be good.
Lorenzo Hayes- *L*
Sean Hall- I see, so what your trying to say is that its better for feds to start out with lesser knowns than legends....but why so?
Lorenzo Hayes- It gives the rookies a fair chance. If a so called Legend goes into a fed, he is automatically in MAIN EVENT status, and that used to piss me off a lot when it happened in the NHBWF!
Sean Hall- Many people blame that as the downfall of The NHBWF...Now that we are on the subjects of "Legends", who do you think are some of the best roleplayers around are?
Lorenzo Hayes- Well there's some pretty god damn impressive roleplayers around here..but in my opinion Nick Diamante and Zed take the cake. They are creative as hell and have talent going through the roof. Some people might say that Nick Diamante is boring, just because he does normal interviews, but I don't i think they're pretty damn sweet!
Sean Hall- Okay......So how did you get started in the wrestling business, who brought you in? Who was your "mentor" if there was one...etc.
Lorenzo Hayes- Well my friend known as Chris AKA papi chulo and I came into the e-fed world at the same time. We both used to idiolize the same person in Brad "Buff" Baggs, but then I somewhat quit e-feds and he went on to join TPC, when I arrived back i began to look up to Don Micheals and I ended up tagging up with my mentor.
Lorenzo Hayes- In the NHBWF
Sean Hall- Don Michaels eh? He tried to reform me through UCW's training camp...i quit, he said i wouldnt go anywhere....but look at me now!!! *points around a looks at the small, shabby office*
Lorenzo Hayes- You're simply amazing Sean, I want you so Badly
Sean Hall- *flexes Muscles* Yep...i know...everyone does, but sorry i dont swing both ways...Youve been in the efeding world quite along time, whats your single most greatest memory?
Lorenzo Hayes- KICKING TASO"S ASS TWICE IN ONE WEEK!
Lorenzo Hayes- *Starts to strut like Ric Flair*
Sean Hall- *laughs out loud* Well "Ric" tell me...do you prefer EFR..EFRz or ASR???
Lorenzo Hayes- Well I love you and I love Grant so i guess EFR, except Grant screwed me over a few weeks ago on the rankings so I don't know! I guess i'll still go with EFR, but I expect to see The IconZ of PerfectioN ranked # 1 in the tag rankings. *winks at War CrYmE er... Sean*
Sean Hall- *laughs* shhh.....i told you...no one is to know of my secet identity......dumbass!
Lorenzo Hayes- Sorry baby, i'll make it up to you tonight! Is The Purple Yum Yum Pig going to be there..damn it I blew your identity again.
Sean Hall- Duhhh!!!! Shut up you!!! *kicks Lorenzo in The shin and runs madly down the hally screaming "IM A WIZARD!!"....
Lorenzo Hayes- *L*.. WaR CrYme chill man!
*a janitor walks into the room as Lorenzo shouts to his enraged friend*
Janitor Bob- He cant hear ya...he does this every 30 days or so....i told him sniffing canned cheese wasnt good for him....poor kid.
Lorenzo Hayes: I'll get him some help don't worry!
*five minutes later Sean walks back in with spray cheese all over his nose*
Lorenzo Hayes- Welcome back Sean, and you have a bit of cheese on your nose...
Sean Hall- Sorry...i needed my
cheese, now getting back to the interviw. Throughout the years you've
made many friends and most likely many enemies....who are they and would
you care to rag on them right now?
*furiously wipes his nose and smiles*
Lorenzo Hayes- Well name some names bitch!
Sean Hall- Josh Hamric
Lorenzo Hayes- Josh Hamric is the man who made me, sure he's made a few mistakes, but he is one hell of a prez, and one hell of a swell guy, and I will be the first man to be at the door knocking when the NHBWF reopens in the Summer. Because I am the NHBWF BABY!
Sean Hall- Pegasus Warrior
Lorenzo Hayes- He is known as
a Legend and maybe that is what he is. But honestly I don't think that
he is spectacular and half the time I think he wins just because his name
is the PEGASUS Warrior, but oh well he seems like a nice guy.
Sean Hall- MCW's President Dexter
Lorenzo Hayes- Hmmm Dexter. Well
I love the guy, but he made me do most of the results, so I pee on him
:) He's a nice guy, but I think that he doesn't know to much about running
a fed. No offense dexter.
Sean Hall- The whole CYDONIA
Stratagem
Lorenzo Hayes- When people make fun of Taso i get furious. Taso is one of the best roleplayers out there and he deserves respect. How he can roleplay with like 6 different people at the same time is beyond me. I have trouble just roleplaying with one.
Sean Hall- The IconZ of PerfectioN
Lorenzo Hayes- Like I said to Masta Red before. "Screw the Dream team, The IconZ of PerfectioN are going places. I really see EWA gold in mine and your future Sean! HEHE!
Sean Hall- "tHe KiNg Of GltIz AnD GlAmOuR" Lorenzo Hayes
Lorenzo Hayes- Hmm Well I don't want to sound egotistic...hmm how about underated..no that's making me sound like I think i'm really good...HOW ABOUT..I'M DEAD SEXY WOOOOOOO!
Sean Hall- And on that note im
going to say, its been a pleasure interviewing you and if you have any
final words, please say them now.
Lorenzo Hayes- Well I'd like
to thank god for letting me do this interview. I'd like to thank the production
crew, and especially you Sean. And I'd like to give my love to Jay and
Mark..because I really love them.
