Results written by Stuart Garnham

As Eclipse comes on air the scene is a nice quiet countryside view, birds
are singing and the sun is bright. Pleasant peaceful music plays in the
background. Suddenly the sun begins to be covered and the scene gets darker.
The sun is completely eclipsed and as flames burst from the ground and the
music changes to the heavy guitar riffs of the WWSF Theme Tune the words,
"WWSF Eclipse" appear on the screen. As the flames continue to erupt,
several wrestlers can be seen bursting from the ground. As the intro
continues each wrestler is shown coming up from the flames and then several
in-ring shots of their finishers and trademark moves, and this happens for
each wrestler.

As the intro ends the ring can be seen surrounded by excited fans waving the
usual array of banners from "Church of Crowbar" to "Arkangel Rules" and the
usual "Storm sucks!"

The camera pans down to the commentator's box and Venom can be seen just
about to throttle the life out of Triple M.

MMM - "We're live!"
Venom - "Damn ... You join us here for the first WWSF Eclipse, and where
better to put on this show then at our newly built WWSF Complex here in New
York, we're sold out with a capacity crowd of seventy thousand. Tonight
we'll see the last four more matches in the first round of the tournament!"
MMM - "Can I get a word in here?"
Venom - "If you have to."
MMM - "After the tournament matches we will see two of the Generation
Terrorists Texas and Terrier going up against Mecha Greiver and Morphene!"
Venom - "But our main event for tonight is going to be a handicap match with
RBD and Sabretooth taking on Dark Cloud!"
MMM - "But now it's time for the first tournament match of tonight, and that
is Justin Sane taking on Father James Blade"

Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays as Justin Sane makes his way to the ring. The
fan's signs are out including "Justin Sucks" and "Justin time to get a
beating". Justin ignores the jeering as he climbs into the ring, but the
arena blacking out and the writing on the big screen gets his attention.
Pyros explode skyward as 'Elite' plays and out of the smoke comes Blade and
his Disciple Dark Cloud. The crowd are on their feet booing the Heavenly
Divide and throwing abuse at them. As Blade and his disciple near the ring
the crowd change from jeering to cheering. Blade looks puzzled and he and
Dark Cloud turn round. They turn too late and Dark Cloud is gored into the
guard rail by a very angry Sabretooth. Blade goes to help his disciple but
Justin Sane hits him from behind and drags him down to the ring. Justin
rolls him in and follows and the bell rings as Hoffman stands ready to
officiate this match.

Venom - "Tonights Main Event is going to be mayhem! Sabretooth couldn't wait
until then to get his hands on Dark Cloud!"
MMM - "He had no right coming here, Dark Cloud just wanted to watch his
master at work."

After an initial exchange of chops Blade gets the upper hand and whips
Justin to the ropes, as Justin bounces back Blade powerslams him to the mat.
Justin rolls towards the ropes as Blade stomps on him. Justin rolls out of
the ring and regains his composure as Blade mocks him from inside. Justin
jumps on to the apron but is knocked back down by a right hand from Blade.
The referee Hoffman gives Blade a warning and Justin uses this time to get
back into the ring. Blade pushes Hoffman aside and lays into Justin with a
vicious clothesline.

MMM - "Justin is getting his ass kicked! This just shows you shouldn't mess
with the clergy!"
Venom - "If he's a clergyman then I'm the President of the United States."
MMM - "Well you kept that quiet Mr President"

Justin manages to nail a low blow on Blade and both men are on the floor.
Justin makes it to his feet first and legdrops Blade. As Blade lies prone
Justin climbs the turnbuckle, as Justin leaps off Blade lifts his legs in
the air and they catch Justin in the midsection. Justin rolls away in agony
as Blade gets back up.

The Camera's swing back to ringside and Sabretooth can be seen walking away
from a badly beaten Dark Cloud. As the camera's turn back to the ring, Blade
can be seen stood at the ropes shouting out to Sabretooth who has now
disappeared backstage. Justin scramble to his feet and rolls Blade up,
Hoffman counts 1..2. Blade kicks out, they both get swiftly to their feet.
Blade lunges at Justin with a right hand but Justin ducks and Blade knocks
Hoffman senseless! Justin whips Blade to the ropes and on the rebound he
nails him with the Insane Pain. Justin makes the cover, but the official is
unconcious. Justin gets off the unmoving Blade and tries to revive Hoffman.
The crowd erupt in jeering as Storm comes charging to the ring holding
CROWBAR!

Venom - "Damn it! What the hell is Storm doing here!"
MMM - "He's the commisioner, does he need a reason?!"
Venom - "Damn it! This isn't right!"

Storm slides into the ring and smashes crowbar into the back of Justin
Sane's head. Storm revives Blade and then rolls out of the ring as Blade
makes the cover. The referee recovers in time and slowly counts
1.......2.......3!

Venom - "Storm cheats Justin Sane out of his place in the tournament!"
MMM - "To be honest I didn't care who won, I like both of these guys!"
Venom - "And what the hell is Storm doing with crowbar!"
MMM - "Shut up and we might find out."

Back in the ring, Justin Sane has rolled out and is lying at the ringside
clutching his head. Blade and Storm stand in the ring and are joined by a
bloody and battered Dark Cloud. Blade is holding a microphone in his hand as
the crowd jeer like there's no tomorrow.

Blade - "Allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Church of
Crowbar. Your commisioner Storm!"

The jeering reaches an all time high as Father James Blade hands the mic
over to Storm and he and Dark Cloud stand either side of the commisioner.

Storm - "It's a pleasure to be a member of the Heavenly Divide and the
Church of Crowbar. I thank you Father James Blade for bestowing this honour
upon me. But now it's time for some serious business. I'm afraid the main
event where those cowards Sabretooth and RBD were to take on Dark Cloud will
not be happening!"

'Storm Sucks' chants are heard at great volume.

Storm - "Stop moaning! You will see something much greater than a simple
wrestling match. You will see the first public religious ceremony of the
Church of Crowbar as the right honourable Father James Blade performs the
Blessing of the Ring, and speaks to you of the ancient writings of Crowbar.
Now for my second piece of business..."

The capacity crowd leap to their feet with deafening cheers as
'Slaughterhouse' by Mortician resounds throughout the arena. Arkangel
appears at the entrance and walks halfway to the ring, he signals for the
music to stop and takes out a mic.

Arkangel - "Well, well. What do we have here? It's Gormless Storm, Arse
Cloud and the right dishonourable reverend. Who the hell do you think you
are, coming into MY ring and sprouting out all your religious shite! The
main event WILL be happening tonight, and I will be refereeing it, so what
have you got to say about that Storm?"

Storm - "What have I got to say! Well, it's funny that you should mention
refereeing, because I was looking over all the contracts and powers that
different positions hold in this federation. Anyway, I found something very
interesting, the Commisioner is the one who decides who is going to referee
matches, so even if the main event was to happen, you would not be
refereeing it. And another thing, let me introduce you to the referee for
tonights match. ME!"

Arkangel's jaw drops and the crowd can't believe it as Storm rips off his
shirt to reveal a referee's shirt underneath! Blade and Dark Cloud grab the
stunned official Hoffman and drag him out of the ring. As Arkangel steps
into the ring and squares up to Storm, 'Bodies' plays and Personal Enemy
charges into the ring. The bell rings as Personal Enemy lays into Arkangel
from behind.

Venom - "Damn that Storm! He's doing it again, now he's going to screw the
president Arkangel out of the tournament!"
MMM - "And why not? Arkangel messed with Storm, quoting rules and
regulations, now Storm is putting him in his place using the rules against
him!"
Venom - "Arkangel stands no chance, Storm refereeing and the Heavenly Divide
still at ringside!"

Storm is sat on a turnbuckle, watching with a smile on his face as Personal
Enemy nails a DDT on Arkangel. PE lifts Arkangel up off the mat and suplexes
right onto the rope. Arkangel bounces off the rope and falls outside the
ring. PE climbs outside to continue but Blade and Darkcloud shove him away
and beat down on Arkangel as Storm watches with glee. PE climbs back into
the ring and Storm begins to count Arkangel out 1...Arkangel struggles to
his feet as Blade and Dark Cloud rain blows on him 2...3...4... Arkangel
drives an elbow into Dark Cloud's stomach 5...6...Arkangel hits Blade with a
spine buster ...7...8 Dark Cloud runs at Arkangel but is hip tossed over the
barrier and into the crowd 9... Arkangel slides into the ring much to
Storm's displeasure. He flies Straight at Personal Enemy and they begin to
exchange chops and fists.

Venom - "This is just unfair. Arkangel is basically against four men here!"
MMM - "Well he brought it upon himself, if he had a brain like Storm he
wouldn't get himself into this position."
Venom - "If you have a brain you'll shut your mouth before I make you."
MMM - "I'm entitled to my opinion!"
Venom - "Yeah well, just remember, corporate ass licking doesn't get you a
raise."

Arkangel gets the best of the exchange and bodyslams Personal Enemy. As PE
gets back up Arkangel bodyslams him once more. PE gets to his knees and
Arkangel locks in the dying prayer. Personal Enemy is tapping out but
there's no bell! The camera spins round to the turnbuckle where Storm is sat
and he's reading a book and paying no attention to the match. Arkangel is
furious and releases the hold, as he turns towards Storm, Personal Enemy
bulldogs him from behind. PE rolls Arkangel onto his back and hooks the leg
for the pin. Storm quickly drops his book, leaps down as starts counting
fast 1..2.. Arkangel kicks out. Storm looks annoyed and sits on the
turnbuckle again. Personal Enemy pulls Arkangel to his feet but is caught
unawares by a boot to the midsection, followed by a DDT. Arkangel drags PE
to his feet and whips him to Storm's corner. Personal Enemy's head connects
perfectly with Storm's groin and Storm falls out to ringside holding his
injury. Arkangel spears Personal Enemy in the corner as Storm groggily gets
back into the ring.

Venom - "Now that's what I like to see, Arkangel killed two birds in one
stone, he hurt Personal Enemy and Storm in one move!"
MMM - "One lucky move!"

Arkangel lifts Personal Enemy up into the air and shows off to the cheering
crowd. He's just about to go far a gorilla press slam but Blade rolls into
the ring and boots Arkangel in the stomach, Arkangel falls with Personal
Enemy falling on top of him. Storm drops down 1..2..3!!!

Venom - "That's the fastest 3 count I've ever heard! This is just
disgusting!"
MMM - "Why, Storm has the power, he may as well use it to his advantage, it
takes brains as well as brawn to survive in the wrestling world."
Venom - "Well, I agree you need brains and brawns, which is why I've been in
the ring and you never will be!"
MMM - "Whatever, it's almost time for us to take a break but we'll be back
with more action!"

Personal Enemy, Storm, Blade and Dark Cloud leave the ring and head up the
ramp very fast as a furious Arkangel grabs a steel chair from next to the
Spanish Announcer's Table and heads off in pursuit just as the scene cuts
for the adverts.

***The adverts include videos for sale of the old WWSF PPVs, Mojo
advertising the new Mojo line of sunglasses, Arkangel advertising Vodka and
Blade & Dark Cloud in an advert for the WWSF Video game.***

As WWSF Elcipse comes back on air a recap of the previous two matches is
shown before the camera cuts back to Venom and Triple M

MMM - "We've had a great show for you so far, the Heavenly Divide are
certainly flexing their cerebal muscles tonight!"
Venom - "We've seen Blade and Personal Enemy go through to the next round of
the tournament, both in very controversial circumstances."
MMM - "And we get the pleasure of seeing Father Jame's Blade performing the
blessing of the ring! I can't wait!"
Venom - "If Arkangel and indeed RBD and Sabretooth have anything to do with
it then we'll be seeing the main event as it's supposed to be, not this cult
crap!"
MMM - "Language Venom, there could be children watching!"
Venom - "We're going to back stage for a second where something is going on,
then we'll rejoin for the next tournament match between Grave Gigger and
Solo."

The camera's cut to backstage where Arkangel is talking to RBD and
Sabretooth, all three of them look angry, but there is no sound on the
broadcast so nobody know what they are saying. As they're talking
Mecha-Greiver and Morphene come from around a corner, RBD beckons them over
and they join in the conversation. A big smile appears on the faces of
Morphene and Mecha-Greiver and they both nod. David Styles rounds the corner
next and as the group walks over to him the camera cuts back to the
commentary box.

Venom - "We've no idea what was going on there but things could get
interesting tonight!"
MMM - "They're probably up to no good. And speaking of up to no good, four
men have just brought a coffin and placed it in the middle of the ring! I
didn't know we were having a casket match in this tournament!"
Venom - "Neither did I, I bet this is Storm's doing again!"
MMM - "Watch what you say about our great commisioner, he's already punished
two people tonight!"

Solo's music hit's the PA and as Solo walks to the ring there is little
reaction from the crowd, they are waiting for the new comer to prove
himself. He enters the ring and the music stops. He looks at the coffin
puzzled and then stands at the ropes, looking up the ramp and waiting for
Grave Digger. The crowd begin to get puzzled as there is no sign of Grave
Digger.

MMM - "I think Grave Digger has chickened out! Solo could win by default."
Venom - "I think I know what's going on."

Hoffman begins to start the count out seeing as Grave Digger hasn't shown.
The fans begin to cheer as the coffin lid opens and Grave Digger sits up and
then climbs from the coffin. Solo doesn't see this but suddenly realises
that the ref is no longer counting, he turns around and goes white as he is
face to face with Grave Digger! Grave Digger wastes no time and delivers a
two handed choke bomb to the stunned Solo. Grave Digger grabs Solo by both
legs and guillotines him into the ropes. Solo rolls towards the centre of
the ring and Grave Digger slowly stalks him. Solo gets to his feet only to
be brought back down with a vicious back drop.

Venom - "Goodbye Solo, it's nice of you to come!"

Gravedigger plays to the crowd and Solo siezes the oppurtunity to get back
up. He leaps onto Gravediggers back and applies a sleeper, Grave Digger
grabs Solo's head and throws him off his back and too the floor like Solo
was a small child! Solo staggers up and leans across the rope. Gravedigger
begins to choke him on the rope but Hoffman grabs him and gives him a
warning. Solo strikes while his back is turned and punches him in the
Kidney. Grave Digger staggers and Solo runs to the ropes and then dropkicks
his legs from under him. Solo applies an armbar but Grave Digger hardly even
registers the pain. Solo gets up and stamps on Grave Digger in frustration.
Grave Digger ignores the pain and slowly gets up, Solo runs to the ropes and
dropkicks Grave Digger, Grave Digger staggers back but doesn't go down until
Solo repeats the move.

MMM - "Gravedigger ain't so big now, Solo's dissecting him."
Venom - "Gravedigger's just suckering him in, we'll see the tide change
soon."

Solo covers but barely gets a 1 count as Grave Digger gets a shoulder up,
Solo tries again but with the same result. Frustrated he pulls Grave Digger
up and whips him to the ropes, but one the way the back the fans go mental
as Grave Digger pulls of a hurricanrana and sends Solo flying across the
ring. Grave Digger signals for the end and lifts Solo up. Solo boots Grave
Digger in the midsection and goes for a stunner, but Grave Digger reverses
and atomic drops Solo. Grave Digger lets Solo get up and motions for him to
give him his best shot. Solo charges but Grave Digger drops to the floor,
grabs Solo's legs, trips him and then to the fans surprise puts Solo in an
anklelock. Solo wastes no time at all in tapping out Grave Digger's music
plays as he holds up his hand in victory to the cheering crowd.

Venom - "Well, Solo made a grave mistake."
MMM - "That's an awful joke."
Venom - "Grave Digger brought his endgame tonight! A couple of
uncharacteristic moves by the returning Grave Digger but they certainly did
the job!"
MMM - "He should be disqualified, I'm sure there's rules against coming out
of coffins!"
Venom - "Well, I'll call him over and you can tell him all about it."
MMM - "That won't be necessary. Anyway, we're gonna see the wonderful
commisioner and his friends backstage and then we'll be back to see The Omen
Greg Blackheart and David Styles go one one one in the last of our first
round tournament matches."
Venom - "I was supposed to announce the match!"

Backstage Storm, Blade and Dark Cloud are sat in Storm's office. Blade is
holding Crowbar in his hands. Storm begins to laugh evilly, then Blade joins
in, followed by Dark Cloud. The laughter gets louder. Then they all stop and
look at crowbar. Suddenly The Navy Seals Biehn and Sheen burst in from a
side door holding coffee.

Biehn - "Coffee for you sirs"
Sheen - "So when do we get to be in matches again?!"
Storm - "Aren't you forgetting something?"
Biehn - "What?"
Storm - "You didn't knock and I didn't give you permission!"
Sheen - "But you said to make coffee and bring it in!"
Storm - "You knock first, there's a hierachy here! I am the commisioner,
then you have the wrestler's, then you have the stage crews, then you have
the window cleaners, then the bin men, and under all them comes you two! You
respect me and you respect my office, you two got that?!"
Biehn - "Yessir!!!"
Sheen - "Yessir!!!"
Storm - "Anyway, two sugars like I asked?"
Biehn - "Er...."
Sheen - "We forgot the sugar!"
Blade - "Idiots! Infidels! You have angered my god, crowbar, and so you
shall be punished! Crowbar demands that you be made to repent! You two shall
feel what every mortal in this federation shall eventually feel! The might
of CROWBAR! I'm going to give you two a taste of what will happen if anyone
interfere's in my ... our ... Crowbar's ceremony tonight"
Blade forces Sheen and Biehn into the other room, and Storm and Dark Cloud
continue practising their evil laughter as the squeals and screams of the
Navy Seals are heard in the other room.

The camera cuts back to Venom and MMM
Venom - "Somebody call a shrink, Blade is insane!"
MMM - "He's not insane, it's just that a heathen like you can't understand
the importance of faith and religion!"
Venom - "I maybe a heathen but at least I'm not a corporate butt licker!"
MMM - "Well anyway, the next match..."
Venom - "Hey, I'm announcing it. The next match sees The Omen Greg
Blackheart going one on one with David Styles."

The ring blacks out and the words "The Son of Satan is upon us. Let the Dark
Knight enter" are heard, then pyros light up the entrance as The Omen Greg
Blackheart makes his way to the ring to the sound of 'Wake Up'. The crowd
seem to really hate this guy and give him hell all the way down.

MMM - "The WWSF is so big that Satan's sent his own son to join!"
Venom - "He looks like he should be in some dodgy metal band to me, perhaps
he's a reject from Iron Maiden. Anway, the better man is about to enter."

The WWSF remix of 'Let's Get Dirty' by Redman plays and David Styles forgoes
his usual entrance and simply charges to the ring but giving the fans a few
waves on the way in. For the first time David Styles actually gets a much
louder reception than Arkangel did, record levels of decibels are reached in
the arena! Greg Blackheart stamps on Styles as he rolls into the ring, but
Styles is fired up by the crowd and fights his way to his feet with a
vicious combo of left and rights and then whips The Omen to the ropes and
nails him with a spinebuster on the way back and immediatly elbow dropping
him after. Styles shouts at Greg to get back up.

Venom - "David Styles is absolutely on fire, he's got no time for messing
about, he's here to win this tournament and get that gold!"

Greg is just about back on his feet but Styles nails him with a clothesline,
this happens a further two times and the crowd are going completely crazy.
Styles climbs the turnbuckle leaps onto the rope and moonsaults off onto
Greg Blackheart, Styles covers and Greg only just kicks out before the 3.
Both men are on their feet and charge to opposite ropes, they both nail each
other with a clothesline and fall to the floor. Styles gets to his feet
first but is nailed with a low blow by Greg Blackheart which the referee
fails to see.

Venom - "Somebody please give that referee some glasses."
MMM - "Somebody please give me some earplugs!"

Solo dropkicks the kneeling Styles in the spine. Solo goes up top and
delivers a diving elbow to Styles, and goes for the cover, 1..2. Styles
kicks out. Solo waits for Styles to get up and then clotheslines him to the
floor before lifting him for a body slam. As he lifts him up Styles nails
Greg with a short arm lariat and climbs the turnbuckle, as he turns round to
face the ring Greg right hand's him in the stomach. Greg climbs the
turnbuckle looking to get a superplex but Styles recovers and nails a right
hand in the head of Greg, Greg is dizzy and Styles begins to set him up.

MMM - "He can't do that! Surely not! He'll kill him!"
Venom - "This is definitly going to hurt."

The mat shakes as David Styles hits Greg Blackheart with a modified
StyleDriver off the top turnbuckle. Styles lazily covers 1..2..3!

Venom - "David Styles is through to the next round! What a finish!"
MMM - "That was far too brutal, you could end someone's career like that!"
Venom - "I'll have to ask him to do it you then!"
MMM - "You wouldn't!"
Venom - "We have to take a short break now, but we'll be back with tag team
action between the Generation Terrorists Texas and Terrier and the team of
Mecha-Greiver and Morphene."

*** There are adverts for the new WWSF action figures and the WWSF car
trading game ***

There are quick recaps of the previous two matches as WWSF Eclipse returns
once more, before the camera returns ringside with Triple M and Venom.

Venom - "Well, tonight we have seen Blade, Personal Enemy, Grave Digger and
David Styles make it through to the second round of the tournament for the
most coveted prize in the WWSF!"
MMM - "But right now we have the Generation Terrorists taking on
Mecha-Greiver and Morphene!"

Texas and Terrier come out to there theme music and a lot of heat from the
crowd, they soak it all up and enter the ring. They stand poised waiting for
their opponents.
They don't have to wait long as first Mecha-Greiver's music plays and he
makes his way half way down, and then Morphene's entrance music plays and he
joins Mecha-Greiver. They talk for a second then charge at the ring. The
bell goes as the two teams lay into each other. After a short brawl Terrier
sends Morphene flying over the rope with a clothesline and the referee then
sends Terrier out of the ring as he tries to restore order. Mecha-Griever
and Texas lock up but Texas boots Mecha in the stomach and DDT's him. Mecha
gets to his feet much to to Texas' surprise and nails a DDT of his own. As
the crowd cheer him on he continues to punish Texas on the floor, first with
an elbow drop and then with a figure four leg hold, Texas manages to claw
his way to the ropes and the hold is breaken. Mecha-Griever suplexes Texas
to the floor, and then lifts him up and goes for another, but Texas reverses
and comes down behing Mecha and gives him a vicious stunner. He tags in
Terrier and Terrier gets Mecha in a reverse chin lock while Texas is booting
him in the midsection. The referee drags him away and sends him to the
corner.

Venom - "Mecha Greiver was in control of this match up but the Generation
Terrorist's have turned it around."
MMM - "This match is Texas and Terrier's, any fool can see that!"
Venom - "Well it looks like this is the main event match seeing as Storm has
cancelled the original main event for this dumb ceremony!"
MMM - "It's not dumb, the ring will be blessed by Crowbar, it's a good thing
to see some faith in this federation."

Terrier realises that Mecha-Greiver is never going to tap out and releases
the chinlock, as they both get to their feet he send Mecha to the ropes and
brings him down with a dropkick. He goes to whip him to the ropes again but
Mecha reverse, sends Terrier to the ropes and clotheslines him to the floor.
Mecha shakes away the cobwebs and tags in Morphene. Morphene goes completely
mental in the ring and lays into Terrier with a series of blows and
wrestling moves. As they battle they move towards the Terrorist's corner and
Texas gets a cheap shot right hand into Morphene's head, Terrier lifts the
dizzy Morphene and throws him to the outside of the ring. Terrier and Texas
get down to ring side and pull Morphene to his feet. Terrier takes him over
to the commentator's table.

Venom - "Hey not on our table!"
Terrier rams Morphene's head into the table and then Texas grabs him and
throws him into the steel steps. As they stand and gloat they are double
clothslined from behind by Mecha-Greiver, he rolls Terrier into the ring and
beats down on Texas as Morphene pulls himself into the ring. Terrier stamps
on Morphene's head, and then piledrivers him into the mat. He goes for the
cover, 1..2.. Mecha-Greiver breaks up the cover and then runs back and
clotheslines Texas off the apron as he tries to climb in. Terrier lifts up
Morphene and sends him crashing backdown with a Powerbomb. He covers again
but Mecha breaks it up again. Terrier turns on Mecha as Texas enters the
ring, the referee goes to stop Texas entering the ring. A recovered Morphene
turns Terrier round and boots him in the midsection, Terrier doubles up and
staggers straight into a Lion Heart from Mecha-Greiver! Mecha rolls out of
the ring as Morphene makes the cover and the referee turns round 1..2..3!

Venom - "Mecha-Greiver and Morphene pick up an important victory against the
Generation Terrorists!"
MMM - "But now we come to the ceremony of the Blessing of the Ring
adminstered by Father James Blade."
Venom - "Well, while we wait for that we'll recap and show the what led up
to the supposed main event for tonight."

The screen shows a recap of the events on Wednesday's Ressurection involving
Sabretooth, Dark Cloud and RBD.

The action comes back to Venom and MMM.
MMM - "Well, the ceremony is about to start."

Elite plays on the PA and the fans roar with disapproval as the Heavenly
Divide come out, Father Jame's Blade leads with crowbar on a gold trimmed
silk cushion, and he's followed by Storm and Dark Cloud who are wearing
robes as is Father Jame's Blade. The crowd has a moment of laughter as the
former WWSF tag team of Sheen and Biehn the Navy Seals scuttle behind them
wearing robes and carrying large lit candles. The procession makes it way in
to the ring accompanied by the deafening jeers of the crowd.

MMM - "It's time!"
Venom - "Oh great, I wanted to see the RBD and Sabretooth versus Dark Cloud,
not watch Blade and his religious sheep!"
MMM - "Silence and show some respect!"
Venom - "I'll show them respect!"

Venom gives the Heavenly Divide the universally recognised finger gesture
but Blade and his cronies ignore it.

Storm - "Silence you fools, Father James Blade has a ceremony to perform!"

The crowd boo even louder in defiance.

Father James Blade - "Welcome fans of the WWSF, to the Church of Crowbar.
Crowbar is the true supreme god and I am his messenger here on Earth. I am
here to spread the word of Crowbar and this ring is my pulpit. But before I
can use this vile ring as my place of worship, I must first cleanse it.
Hence the Blessing of the Ring ceremony that I'm now about to perform.
Silence please and pay your respects to Crowbar!"

Blade holds crowbar aloft and the heat that he is getting is unparalleled.
Blade smiles but then the smile is wiped off his face as the jeers turn to
cheer as Sabretooth's entrance music is played and Sabretooth and RBD make
their way down the ramp.

Storm - "How dare you interrupt the ceremony!"
Sabretooth - "How dare you cancel our match with Dark Cloud and replace it
with Father Jame's Jackass and his circus freak religion!"
Blade - "Well, seeing as you're here, the match may as well go ahead."
Storm - "But seeing as we're generous enough to allow this handicap match to
go ahead there's just one condition!"
RBD - "And that is?!"
Storm - "This will be a no disqualification match, so even though only Dark
Cloud can pin you, you still have to deal with me and the Father!"
Sabretooth - "Well, what a shame, it's five of you against two of us!"
RBD - "But me and Sabretooth were counting on you calling it as a No DQ
match!"
Storm - "What do you mean?!"

The crowd once again go mental as Arkangel, Grave Digger, Mecha-Greiver,
David Styles and Morphene appear at the entrance.
RBD - "If there's no DQs for you then there's none for us!"

The assembled group charge the ring led by RBD and Sabretooth, they lay into
the Heavenly Divide, except for Mecha-Greiver and Morphene who grab a Navy
Seal each and drap them up the ramp.

Venom - "Ha ha ha! Storm's fallen into Sabretooth's and RBD's trap! He's
been screwed properly here!"
MMM - "RBD and Sabretooth have no idea about sportsmanship! Bringing all
those people to the ring, damn cowards!"
Venom - "The only legal men are RBD, Sabretooth and Dark Cloud, they're the
only ones who can pin or be pinned."

Chaos ensues in the ring as the referee reluctantly climbs in. RBD and
Sabretooth are beating down on Dark Cloud, Arkangel and Grave Digger are
fighting Blade and David Styles knocks Storm to the outside and follows him.

Venom - "This is the madness, and the Heavenly Divide are being divided and
conquered!"
MMM - "It's not over yet!"

Arkangel and Gravedigger double suplex Blade right out of the ring and then
go to Style's assistance as Storm has started to get the better of him.

MMM - "At last, only the legal men left in the ring."
Venom - "The main event is happening! Thank the real god for that!"

RBD and Sabretooth continue to double team Dark Cloud with a series of
shops, suplexes and slams of various natures. The other wrestlers have
disappeared back stage. Suddenly Dark Cloud grabs Sabretooth in a headlock
and as RBD charges he boots him in the midsection and grabs him so that
RBD's head is on his shoulder. Dark Cloud jumps into the air and comes down
DDTing RBD and Stunnering Sabretooth at the same time. All three men lie in
the ring exhausted.

The camera's cut back stage. Arkangel, Styles and the rest of the mob have
cornered Blade, Blade holds the crowbar and screams as they charge towards
him.

The camera's switch back to ringside where Dark Cloud is punishing RBD in a
corner. RBD falls to the floor and rolls out, Dark Cloud turns round to face
Sabretooth and is gored straight into the ringpost. RBD climbs back in as
Sabretooth delivers The Ripper and RBD follows it up with The Game Over.
They both lie on Dark Cloud and the referee counts 1..2..3

Venom - "A great victory! Dark Cloud didn't have a prayer of a chance!"
MMM - "Yeah, well there was two against one in that ring even after all the
others left."
Venom - "Well, that was a great main event, but I wonder what's happening
back stage, we'll have a quick look before we go off air."

The camera goes back stage to a scene of carnage. Arkangel, David Styles,
Mecha-Greiver, Morphene and Gravedigger are all lying on the floor holding
various wounds. Blade is stood over them laughing manically!
Blade - "You may be able to stop me, but you can't stop the power of
Crowbar! Fools! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU STOP A GOD!!!"

Venom - "This is awful, Blade has decimated them all!"
MMM - "Yes! Blade is unstoppable!"
Venom - "Can anyone put Blade in his place, maybe we'll find out the answer
on Wednesday. May god save us all!"

*The scene cuts out as Storm joins Blade in laughter at the carnage*

 

Eclipse forSaturday September 8th 2001

Live for the WWSF Complex New York