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ehartsay's corner of dementia
Who I Am:
Emily Hartsay


My Degrees:

    Spring 2000, B.A. in Anthropology,
        Indiana University, Bloomington
    Spring, 2003, M.A. in Near Eastern  
        Studies (concentration Egyptology),
        University of Chicago

My Digs:

* Indiana Purdue University at Fort Wayne Southern Indiana Archaeological Survey, Field Tech, June - August 1999, & June - August 2000

* Petra, Jordan; Temple of the Winged Lions, with American Expedition to Petra (AEP), volunteer field worker, June - July 2002
     link:
images of Petra
     link:
AEP

* Granger and Associates: dig at Von Alloman Farm, Louisville, Kentucky, August - November, 2003
My Writings
(Well, a few of my writings)

Scholarship
: My papers, and current research
Egyptian Humour.
Bad Things to Hear on a Dig
Other Writings
Some More About Me
What I Look Like

Some of my hobbies:
   
Drawing & fun with Photoshop
   
    
FLIER DESIGNS!!!!

    Jewelry design

I Have a New Arrival In the Family!
     
Check him out here!
     
Catabatics
AUDREY USEHENKO PAGE
Art and Bio

             
LINKS:
All Manner of Fun, Unusual and Interesting Items


                   




and now for my favorite quote of all time...


"AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING"
"yay...yay..."

and for my next favorite....

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Full scene ==>

"KING ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
OLD MAN, (um, sorry....DENNIS):
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

(from Monty Python and the Holy Grail -
clicky.)

          
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