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WEBMASTER - 12/11/98 07:00:13
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It's good to be the king.
P.S. - 12/11/98 06:56:42
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I got my domain name! It won't work transparently until I LEAVE Geocities and Namesecure::::::grrrrrrrr:::::::::but, it's a start......
I Got Yo CYA Ritcheer - 12/11/98 06:37:13
My Email:GUESS
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::::::muffled laughter::::::::Excuse me Mr. Fibmeister - ohuh I mean uh Webmaster - would CYA include, like, retroactively altering one's guestbook?
WEBMASTER - 12/08/98 08:00:00
My URL:YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT!
My Email:ericlori@worldnet.att.com
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If there is ANYTHING I have said below that is untrue, my most sincere apologies. However, let me remind you that you do not have to cover your own ass in here. You are as free as you can allow yourself to be. Thank you. P.S. I removed the most off
nsive of the gif's from the "GIRLS" page.
Uma Twooooooo - 12/03/98 21:18:03
My Email:webwhatever
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tut tut! Now let's not have FIBBING added to your list of crimes....
WEBMASTER - 12/03/98 00:36:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~erichowton
My Email:ericlori@worldnet.att.com
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I won't comment on who will or will not, should or should not either spank or be spanked. I will however agree that the wallpaper (albeit modified) is much easier on the eyes and oh so more feminine :) Thanks for being such a good sport. And Beth was a
cusing me of running a sexist page! I'm glad she didn't know that it was YOU who cut and pasted your head into a too-slim leather-clad body! And if she EVER found out that it was a female that gave me that animated woman on the girls page - hell
I would lose her predetermined view of me!
It Never Spanked Me - 12/03/98 19:46:49
My Email:webnot-yahyah
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hahahahaha! You DID find a place for that stupid gif... Yikes I walked right into that one... Conceding defeat :::::Hail O Mighty One Wave::::: I shall not comment on your use of ACCOUTREMENTS; however, to have my beautiful pink clouds so altere
, so maimed, so defiled! It's inhuman, that's what it is. I dub you Cruel Ruler of Pepto Bismal Land!
UmaToooooooooo - 12/02/98 20:36:42
My Email:webnotions@aol.com
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UmaToooooooooo - 12/02/98 20:36:42
My Email:webnotions@aol.com
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PS. Yay Chris and Cindy! We're thinking of you!
LOVE
UmaToooooooooo - 12/02/98 20:32:52
My Email:webnotions@aol.com
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Hey, I'm famous! I still think that pink background is the visual equivalent of stiletto fingernails against a chalkboard, but who am I to argue with the Bean Dip Man? Thanks Eric for the memories....and ah yes....watching my life flicker by as we r
cketed thru roundabouts at 80 miles an hour in the Jaguar....British motorists gaily waving us the "Yanks are Number One!" sign....those were the days...... :) Working to get the web page business off the ground. Got a meeting with some clients next
eek who have threatened to pay for my work - WOW. Got dumped by a potential one who sent me the address of a page some company designed for them for FREE.....I was happy to see that it totally sucked.....snicker.....(hell hath no fury like an
ma scorned). Ok putting away my catsuit and going back to work! SMOOCH
ah, hell - 12/02/98 14:23:08
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my woman started have'n them things called cuntractsheeuns this morn'n - my lil'un might jus be here sooner'n y'all think....by the way you ingnorant puke - fix your computers clock/date TPB!! (tiny penis boy) and somebody get me e-mail addresses that WO
K for stoneback and mr. fix it.
cracked like a shotgun - 12/02/98 14:18:55
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Your salary made me laugh, really - it did! My ho's bring in that much in one night, well at least they did until one of'em got pregnant......
WEBMASTER - 11/03/98 00:36:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~erichowton
My Email:ericlori@worldnet.att.com
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Words can wound. I cry when made fun of. Can't we all just get along? I'm not thick-skinned. I just want to bring a little joy into everyone's pathetic miserable lives. I forgot about the ADCOMs. Those are nice. I stand corrected. Brian, if you're
o vindictive, why don't you just make your own homepage instead of dragging Brinkmeyer down into your own personal hell? I'm sorry your life sucks dude, but leave us out of it. I left Chris my base annual salary on his answering machine. He won't be ma
ing any more of those flippant remarks I assure you. My wife was quite concerned about Chris' frequent remarks about my size. I had to tell her about the watermelon.
Yeah, yeah - 12/02/98 05:14:03
My Email:figure it out
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Eric, just checked out my bio...your time will come, my friend...I hope you're thick skinned! Chris, you got a webpage yet??
Got one - 12/02/98 05:10:43
My Email:immac
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Dudes, what's up?? Chris, good to see you still have it in ya. Eric, way to stir up Chris! We all thought Larry-boy could antagonize... What's up Larry?? Going out this weekend? Eric, I have not found the way to the mp3 stuff. I admit that has me l
st. I want all to know I hesitate to admit this fact for fear of invoking name-calling :) Anyway ole' chums, I see I'll have to start visiting here again. I took a leave of absence after riling Eric up by forwarding him an e-mail he had already receive
(sensitive cuss). Anyhow, let me know what's all going on. I am waiting to see if I get an unsolicited assignment this month...I'll keep all posted. Peace brothas.
Lightning & Thunder - 12/02/98 02:16:44
My Email:RevOneVs8@aol.com
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Oh, really? Well then Mr. My Penis is SO small I have to put other peoples stereo systems down - it just goes to show that you are willing to admit you believe more is better, quantity over quality - eh? First of all, your RIGHT my Kappa's absolutely div
ne essence which is sound DO NOT constitute a complete system - no, in fact I believe that is where my Nakamichi tape deck, Adcom (yes - although purchased at a BX and on sale - have lower harmonic distortion than any piece of plastic (called "components"
that Tiny Penis Boy (Eric) owns) amp and pre-amp, and of course the heart of my system - the Sony C.D. player come into play. Now, since this is clarified - let it be known - I here-by concede.....Brian's stereo is BETTER than mine - but, being a deaf
otherf---er doesn't really make that something to brag about now does it? You mention Tim, well considering our good friend now makes more than all of us combined in a year - shut the f--- up and sit the f--- down. I love you dear Tiny Penis Boy, but so
etimes you actually step on that thing you call your manhood....ha, BITCH!!! CMB
p.s. -- I know when you came to the term "harmonic distrotion" you said what is that? Well ant penis haver, turn on YOUR stereo and you will know........
Jake Perks - 12/01/98 20:05:43
My URL:http://jakecam.co.uk/index.html
My Email:jake@jakecam.co.uk
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Yo Eric! It seems to have been a while. How have you been?
Thanks for paying a visit to my new-look site. Glad you like it. It took a whole afternoon to create - haha!
If you ever want me to install a webcam in Texas, just let me know...
WEBMASTER - 11/03/98 00:36:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~erichowton
My Email:ericlori@worldnet.att.com
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Lael, I added your pic to my "Girls" page, and a link to your homepage. Beth...I'm still waiting on your decision. And as far as I see things, though I win for "most components" I think that Bria
has the best sounding stereo. Larry wins for "smallest TV" and Tim for "It sounds just fine from my mono alarm clock." Was just thinking last night Brian, that after those Missions, I was really never over much. A shame. Oh, and Chris will win for "I'm
hurt that you didn't mention my mediocre system." You're just not a player Chris, sorry. $1000 Infinity's a system does not make. (Wanna sell them???)
Shane Tunnell - 11/09/98 19:49:29
My Email:bstunnel@paranet.com
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Shawn Riley & Elastar Carlyle - 11/04/98 06:42:31
My Email:biotec@earthlink.net
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Steve Rotton - 11/03/98 03:21:23
My Email:rotton@flash.net
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Cool page.
WEBMASTER - 11/03/98 00:36:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~erichowton
My Email:ericlori@worldnet.att.com
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Larry, I see your $5 and raise you $10.
Stephie the Warrior Princess - 11/02/98 17:45:25
My Email:vesper@ne.uswest.net
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Chris, regarding your scanning offer...ummm...that scanner has a magnification feature, right? Or are we going to all have to practice our PI skills?
Larry - 11/02/98 12:27:02
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Chris I would like to be the first to put a five dollar bid on you NOT scaning in any part of your anatomy. Cheers big ears
Cash Money Brother - 11/02/98 01:33:17
My Email:RevOneVs8@aol.com
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Have scanner-will digitize any part of my body - if the price is right.....let the bidding begin!
Larry - 11/01/98 23:01:37
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Eric maybe you should invest in a QUALITY entertainment system so you could fully enjoy Starship Troopers and not be stuck in the past with ID4
WEBMASTER - 10/28/98 20:51:28
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~erichowton
My Email:eghowton@sprintparanet.com
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....so difficult to access newsgroups through a proxy...can't get to...mp3's! Must try alternate means...(Eric then sucks Brinkmeyer's brain through a freshly created hole in his skull) *Yuk* ; *spit, spit* No mp3's there!
Kat - 10/23/98 06:59:14
My Email:pftpft@worldnet.att.net or katmylove@hotmail.com
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Friends may come, and friends may go, friends may peter out, I know...but we'll be friends through thick and thin, peter out or peter in.....
I love ya'll. Jimmy, it was good hearing from you big guy...Bill, where's the love man? Ellie and Russ, good luck on the move. I love ya'll and you're in my prayers; kiss the ladies for me will you? Joey, what can I say....hey! When you comin for a v
sit? And last, but certainly not least, Brian, thanks for making our birthday party and for the ride on the bike. Eric and Lori, we'll talk when I get back from my vacation in Florida Wooooooooo Hooooooooooo. Take care everyone!
the artist formerly known as hanta - 10/21/98 23:18:21
My Email:RevOneVs8@aol.com
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I want all of you to e-mail me.....I haven't forgotten the short story I promised everyone, it's almost ready - to all...best wishes & eternal happiness!
Log Boy - 10/16/98 22:02:14
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Hey E-man, I miss you! Smooches.
Jim Barnes - 10/08/98 17:28:55
My Email:barnesj@spawar.navy.mil
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If you can look a steer striaght in the eye and be at peace, and the steer doesn't smell the traces of dead flesh from your blood stream, then look on.
If not, look away, away down south in Texas!!
Good seeing you(r)webpage....
Joey - 10/05/98 10:23:01
My Email:gflo@n-jcenter.com
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I just wanted to be next to Cindy!!! WOO HOO!!!
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Cindy - 10/02/98 12:04:46 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy | Comments: |
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You know, Rusty from work...
Doug Brown - 09/13/98 03:25:05
My Email:diggdugg@juno.com
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Eric, the page fuckin' rocks!! Joey and I are drinking many beers and it is his fault. Why does he burn so goddamn much incense?
kat - 09/11/98 05:48:01
My Email:pftpft@worldnet.att.net
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Hey bud! I finally got an e-mail address of my very own. As soon as I figure out how to use it, I'll mail you :-) Can't wait to see ya'll this weekend. Hi Ellie. I miss ya girl.
Motownman - 09/04/98 13:16:34
My Email:wattsp@spawar.navy.mil
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What's up broh? Hope things are well...Hey include me on your email to Spawar. Can't wait to see die-cast model!! Hi Lori....Take it easy Eric!
Motownman - 09/04/98 13:14:57
My Email:wattsp@spawar.navy.mil
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What's up broh? Hope things are well...include me on email to comp. Can't wait to die-cast!! Hi Lori....Take it easy.
Scott Alfsen - 09/01/98 01:46:34
My Email:ScoAlf@aol.com
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Great page. Hope all goes well in Texas
Leslie - 08/31/98 14:10:45
My URL:http://www.I_don't_do_computers
My Email:mcginnisl@nima.mil
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Eric....are you kidding me?
Kat - 08/28/98 18:33:39
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Eric! Lori! Where are ya'll man! You should be in TEXAS by now! Don't forget to call me, I have the celebration bubbly on ice as we speak.
Can't wait to see ya'll :o) Hey Ellie!
Kat - 08/14/98 19:56:17
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Just wanted to say hello Eric and Lori. 11 Days and counting until you move to TEXAS, the promise land--I can't wait to see you again! Hi Ellie, Bill R., and MrPupDog.
Leon the Replicant - 08/10/98 23:27:59
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Strand/4524
My Email:rickpugh@gsc.gte.com
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Is it really him?
I have been hearing through the grape vine that my picture was on this web site. Well I have looked and I am here.
I don't appreciate Eric putting my picuture up for all to see. I have worked hard to change my looks so that Harrison Ford could not find me for a movie sequal. For those of you who THOUGHT that you saw me die in the movie, you were wrong. I joined the
navy to hide out and abuse wimpy Air Force guys in England. This is when I first started hearing of Eric, from many of the Fly Babies that were stationed where I was. I knew there could be trouble from him in the future, but I trusted him anyway. Well,
this was a big mistake. Now I must kill him and all of you to ensure that my secret identity stays a secret after all.
Walk Cautiously,
Leon
Alanisssss - 08/10/98 12:32:29
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Alanisssss
My Email:Alanisssss@webtv.net
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Eric!!
I miss you!! When are you going to come and see me again??? I know you are busy. Please just come find me and say hello sometime!!
Love xoxoxoxo AL xoxoxoxoxo