Girls

I couldn't put girls on my Friends page! My Friends page is my like my treehouse. NO WOMEN ALLOWED! So They ended up here instead.


The Doctor Is In
That is how a lot of us feel about Ellen. She was our "Mother Hen" in Korea, providing a matronly "wing" for us to seek shelter under. Everyone on this page knows Ellen in someway or another...and loves her. Mother of two, wife, and STAFF SERGEANT, Ellen is an advice- giving, beer-drinking, daughter-raising, BBQ-cooking WOMAN. But if if I were you, I wouldn't cross her. The quote "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was coined by someone who ran into Ellen on the warpath. We love you Ellen. Never change.



Why are Kat and I friends? Well who else would
I smoke a cigar with...drink myself under the
table with...or eat cheesy lasagna with? I know,
you're thinking Bill or Paul. But I wouldn't also
DANCE with them, which is what Kat and I would often
do during the guzzling. Kat is a transplanted Texan who
wouldn't have it any other way, and I always appreciate
someone who appreciates Texas (and the Texas 2-Step...)
Kat lives in Dallas now. Maybe she can get my wife to love
the Cowboys as much as I do?



Shelley is Ellen's confidant. She is also the little devil that sits on Ellen's shoulder and whispers all the things prudent married women shouldn't hear. Things like, "Hey, let's get a puzzle and a case of beer and stay up all night." If I had my way, you people would be looking at the pictures from my video tape archieves from Korea. These suddenly brazen women just come to life with a few beers in them, but then again, maybe that's what makes them so cool. I still haven't replaced my "4 Non Blondes" album that was in her stolen car (in my parking lot)!


Cindy is Chris Brinkmeyer's wife. But before that she was still Cindy. Cindy is sweetness personified; the perfect match for CMB, and as you can tell, she's going to give birth soon. Leslie Warren said it best when she proclaimed, "They will make some beautiful children." With their love for each other and Genive Monet, I retract my previous statement that Chris should NOT breed :)


Meet Lael, aka MRS Brian McIntosh. I don't know how she put up with so much champange and bean-dip, but she did, and without even blaming me for Brian's hangovers! Lael's creative side has authored her own webpage, which frankly puts mine to shame. Be sure to visit her at WEBNOTIONS. I guess it's a good thing I didn't kill her in the Jaguar on those days we'd burn time in St. Ives waiting for Brian to get off of work. Hey Lael, WRITE ME!


Why does Eric have a 19 year old girl on his webpage (hehehehe)? Just kidding. Michelle is NOT 19, she only looks it (lucky her huh?) Michelle is Lori's cousin from Kansas (somewhere bleak between Nebraska and Texas) whom I had the privilage of meeting whilst in Augusta this past Thanksgiving. She makes the statement, "It seems to me that you do just as much drinking with your female friends as you do with your male friends..." so why the seperate page she wanted to know. Well you know me, I didn't answer the question, asked her what her favorite beer was (Miller Lite) and we'll press on from there. Thanks for the picture Michelle, you beat out Beth! (See below at some future date.)


DISCLAIMER: THE IMAGE OF BETH REDDING DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY FEMINIST OR NON-FEMINIST VIEW EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED ON THIS PAGE. That having been said, meet Beth, my dear friend Paul's wife, and a dear friend herself. Beth has always been able to get me to communicate, whether I wanted to or not, and that is to her credit. I met her at the same time I met Paul, as they were dating in England. The four of us make quite a quartet, and with her and my wife on one side (emotion) and Paul and I on the other (logic) it's usually the boys against the girls. That's not to say Beth isn't a thinker. She always comes up with these, "If a tree fell in a woods..." questions that really bring out the best in Paul and I. At least it never comes to blows. Just the other day Kat was looking though the photo album and came across a picture of Beth and asked Lori, "Is that your sister?"






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