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The penguins

There were two penguins in a bathtub.  One of them drops the soap.  He tells the other one to pick it up.  He said, "What do I look like? A typewriter??? GET IT!?!?!?

The catfish

There were four catfish in a school bus.  One of them throws an ear of corn at another.  He said, "What'd you do that for?" The other said, "Shut up faggot!!" GET IT!?!?!?

The hippoponomous and the eagle

There was a hippoponomous and an eagle. the hippoponomous started choking on a zebra.  The eagle asked if he was alright.  He said, "No I don't pick up hitch-hikers." GET IT!?!?!?