What If Titanic sank Today

Reaction from different countries:

U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden
you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your
Al-Qaeda network." (president Bush..whoelse?)


U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have
both agreed that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that
Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat
to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair)


Iraq: "LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)


Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to
say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide
bombers who have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their
homes and refugee camps." (ariel Sharon..bastard)


Canada: "Titanic who????" (Canadian president)


India: "Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani
extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous
act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.
" (prime minister Vajpayee)


Pakistan: "Can we get over with the elections first..please?" (President Musharraf)


UN: "Shit happens right??" (sec.gen. kofi annan)


Survivors: ".uhh.Helllooo.Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."