-Kevin Kline (Wild Wild West)
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
-Jack Nicholson (Batman)
Nice shootin', Tex!
-Bill Murray (Ghostbusters)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.
-Robert Duvall (Apocalypse Now)
The best thing you have going for you here is your willingness to humiliate yourself.
-Greg Kinnear (As Good As It Gets)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is selling something.
-Carey Elwes (The Princess Bride)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-Mandy Patinkin (The Princess Bride)
And then they ate Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
-from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back.
-attributed to Vigo the Carpathian (Ghostbusters 2)
We have to get drunk immediately.
-Jude Law (Gattaca)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
-from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
We demand... a shrubbery!
-from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Godfather is the source of all wisdom.
-Tom Hanks (You've Got Mail)
I'm getting angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, PEOPLE DIE!
-Mike Meyers (Austin Powers)
People, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?
-Mike Meyers (Austin Powers)
These are for you.
-Kenneth Branagh (Dead Again)
Here's the water, there's the door, sorry about the stairs.
-Kenneth Branagh (Dead Again)
You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
-Alec Guiness (Star Wars)
Someday you're gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not doing a thing about it.
-from 10 Things I Hate About You
It's only a party, Mr. Stratford.
And hell is only a sauna.
-from 10 Things I Hate About You
He'll bring them death, and they will love him for it.
-Derek Jacobi (Gladiator)
Are you not entertained?
-Russell Crowe (Gladiator)
He's got my father's eyes.
Gomez, take those out of his mouth.
-Raoul Julia/Anjelica Huston (Addams Family Values)
I would like to have seen Montana.
-Sam Neill (The Hunt for Red October)
Most men think they're God. This one just happens to be right.
-Elizabeth Hurley (Bedazzled)
Damn the devil! Damn the devil to hell!
-Brendan Fraser (Bedazzled)
All the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, and she walks into mine.
-Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca)
What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why, are you having fun?
-from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
I'm not shocked that there's another woman. 'Course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.
-from Stir of Echoes
People will say we're in love.
-Anthony Hopkins (Silence of the Lambs)
Ready when you are, Seargant Pembry.
-Anthony Hopkins (Silence of the Lambs)
Then you share my madness.
-Kenneth Branagh (Frankenstein)
I realize that when we met at the turkey currey buffet I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper that my mother had given me the day before.
-Colin Firth (Bridget Jones' Diary)
I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan.
-Renee Zellweger (Bridget Jones' Diary)
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