The incident
Incase you don't know, Juan Pablo Montoya is a F1 racer for BMW Williams. He possesses a henchman by the name of "Gonzo" (their own name for him, nothing to do with us!) Basically, as you can see in the photo (bottom right!) we gate-crashed the private Karaoke session that he was having with that minging, blonde slapper!
Gonzo wasn't very happy and in typical "I am with the famous person" fashion he threw a titanic tantrum! A frentic struggle ensued and among other things, my beloved Ferrari shirt ended up being ripped!!!
Then Juan appeared on the scene and looked at first to be taking a surprisingly impartial view of it all. You see, we got into the party posing as BBC camermen and Juan believing that were exactly that, pulled out a tiny camera and started snapping us! The fecker then said that first thing in the morning he would call the BBC and get us all the sack!
Now I have got into some scrapes in the past and I have tried to hurt my opponents in the most unspeakable ways, but to try and take away someone's job just because you've had a scuffle with them is something so evil that not from the bowels of Satan could it have been coughed up! Juan Pablo Montoya - shame on you!
We then smirked at him and said Mr. Juan, bring it on! We walked away not quite fully comprehending what had just happened! |
