A MAN WHO WISHES TO REMAIN....

Another night in IRC, we spent a good portion of it coming up with
variations on the theme of "A Man Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous".
You'll get the idea once you see a few of our suggestions.

Contributors: Amy, Emile, Evan, Greg, Joe, Laura, Stelic

And now, from the Society for People who Think They Are Modes of Transport, a man who
wishes to remain an omnibus.

And now, from the Society of Meat and Plant-Eaters, a man who
wishes to remain omniverous.

And now, from the Society of People who Think They Are Breakaway Republics, a man who
wishes to remain autonomous.

And now, from the society of unpleasant people, a man who
wishes to remain mysogynous.

And now, from the socity of Stay-At-Home Transgendered Parents, a man who
wishes to remain a mom, no less.

And now, from the society for people who Think They are Important Parts of the Movie
"Speed," a man who wishes to remain a bomb on a bus.

And now, from the Society of Really Noisy People, a man who
wishes to remain cacophonous.

And from the Society of People who Hate Obscure Foods, a man who
wishes to remain falafel-less.

And now, from the Society of People Who Think they Are States that are not Alaska
or Hawaii, a man who wishes to remain contiguous.

And, from the Society of People Who Think They Are Bodily Secretions of Rich
Women, a man who wishes to remain Ivana's pus.

And now, from the Society of Disney Characters, a man who
wishes to remain a Minnie Mouse.

And now, from the Society of Mammals who Tell the Truth, a man who
wishes to remain an honest moose.

From the Society of Sick and Twisted Emperors, a man who
wishes to remain Caligulus.

From the Society of People who Think they are Animal Appendages, a man who
wishes to remain a walrus' tusk.

From the Society of the Constipated, a man who wants badly to be omniscient.

And now, from the Society of People Who Wish They Were on Sesame Street, a man who
wishes to remain Snuffleuphagus, or however the heck you spell that.

And now, from the society of People Who Think They Are Body Parts, a man who
wishes to remain an esophagus

And now, from the Society of People who Think they are Right Wing Talk-show
Hosts, a man who wishes to remain Limbaugh, Rush.

And from the Society of People who are Horny and Large, a man who
wishes to be a rhinocerous.

And now, from the Society of People Who Think They Are Sea
Creatures, a man who wishes to remain an octopus.

And now, from the Society of Ancient Greek Mathemeticians, a man who
wishes to remain Pythagorus.

And now, from the Society of People Who Enjoy Egyptian
Tombs, the man who wishes to examine a sarcophogus.

And now, from the Society of People who Think they are Advanced Math
Concepts, a man who wishes to remain a calculus.

And now, from the Society of People who Think they are Female
Demons, a man who wishes to remain a succubus.

From the Society of People who think they are in a Popular Alternative
Band, a man who wishes to be in Incubus.

From the Society of People who have Compulsively Wandering
Fingers, the man who wishes to tickle us.

From the Society of People Who Wish They Were Dessert Items, a man who
wishes to remain a charlotte russe.

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