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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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THREE OF A KIND
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Game: Three Of A Kind
Players: Gregsgirl, JMeskimen, Mochrie
Title: At the train station, all three are travelling salespeople.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT TIME DOES THE TRAIN TO HAMPSTEAD HEATH ARRIVE?
TIME IS MONEY, TIME IS MONEY, HAVE YOU GOT A CHEAP SUPER DUPER
SAVER FLYER TICKET? IF NOT, THEN YOUR LIFE IS INCOMPLETE! WALK
THIS WAY.
IF I COULD WALK THAT WAY....*NEVER MIND*....INDEED I DO! AND MAY
I INTEREST YOU IN SOME WASHING-UP LIQUID?
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS TICKET NOT ONLY LETS ME ON A TRAIN BUT IT
ALSO HELPS ME WHEN I DON'T HAVE A TISSUE?
YOU HAVE MULTI-PURPOSE TICKETS, AND YOU HAVE WASHING UP LIQUID...
BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH?
BUT WAIT! YOU NOT ONLY GET A 2 IN 1 TICKET YOU ALSO GET THE
EXPERIENCE OF TRAVELLING WITH A BEVY OF NATIONAL COLOR!
THAT COLOUR MATCHES THE CHEAP NASTY SUIT I BOUGHT FROM A SECOND
HAND SHOP THE OTHER DAY!
HOW COULD ALL THAT POSSIBLY BE ENOUGH!
I DUNNO...BUT WE'RE WILLING TO JUST GIVE IT AWAY! FOR ONLY 10
INSTALMENTS OF $39.90
AND IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU WILL RECEIVE A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF AJAX.
AND I BET YOU PROMISE NOT TO PUT DEATH SENTENCES ON MEMBERS OF
YOUR FAMILY IF THEY MISS A PAYMENT?
YOU BETCHA! WE'LL JUST REPOSSES YOUR HOUSE IF THE PAYMENTS DON'T
COME WITHIN 24 HOURS!
WELL, THERE'S A DEAL NO-ONE CAN MISS. BY THE WAY, I HOPE YOU CAN
SMELL MY AFTERSHAVE FROM 100 YARDS AWAY.
WHAT A STEAL! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO REALLY GOOD WITH THAT
REPOSSESSION? A NICE TALL GLASS OF NESQUIK!
Are we travelling salespeople or advertisers? ;-)
*same difference* :)
NESQUIK? I REMEMBER THAT - LET'S SEE, IT'S ALL IN MY LEOPARDSKIN
FILOFAX HERE....
AH, THE TRAIN FOR HAMPSTEAD HEATH IS HERE! AND JUST IN TIME!
HEY, YOUR TRAIN IS HERE! NOW DON'T FORGET TO RENEGOTIATE THE
PRICE OF A SOGGY DOUGHNUT FROM THE BUFFET!
AND THE BEST WAY TO KEEP TIME IS WITH THE NEW BULOVA WATCH, FOR
BOTH LADIES AND GENTS, A STEAL AT 40 POUNDS!
IF YOU GET ON THIS TRAIN RIGHT NOW YOU'LL RECEIVE THIS VERY
SPECIAL GIFT.
ANYWAY, BETTER GET MY NEXT TRAIN. MY LAST CUSTOMER RECOMMENDED
IT - HE TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL, THOUGH I CAN'T FIND IT ON MY MAP!!
LOL!
AH, YOU NEED THE NORTHERN LINE THEN.
WHAT'S THE SPECIAL FREE GIFT? A PERSOANLITY?
NO BUT YOU'RE CLOSE, IT'S A PERSONALITY ADJUSTER :O)
LET ME TRY IT OUT. WHAT DO I DO?
JUST STRAP IT TO YOUR HEAD. BUT BE SURE TO BE HOLDING THAT BAG OF
JACOB'S TWIGLETS IN YOUR HAND. IT HELPS CONDUCT THE ELECTRICITY.
LOL!
JUST CONNECT THOSE PIPES THEN SWITCH THAT ON THEN MAKE SURE YOU
HAVE A 12 VOLT POWER PLUG THEN PUSH THE LITTLE RED BUTTON.
ONLY 30 PENCE A BAG.
30 PENCE? A SNIP AT THE PRICE, MAY I SAY!
CERTAINLY, IT'S OUR MARCH MADNESS SALE.
WE'VE GONE CRAAAZY!
LET ME JUST TALK A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS INTO MY MINIATURE TAPE
RECORDER.......
LOL! *g*
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT SMALL BEFORE! AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW
SMALL!
THEY DO COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES YOU KNOW. :O)
*to tape* MEMO! TELL SAMANTHA THAT I'M STUCK WITH TWO PSYCHOS ON
A RAILWAY STATION AND SHE MUST TYPE MY RESIGNATION LETTER NOW!!!
* Mochrie thinks this is going off in a strange direction!
*BUZZ* That was bizarre!
What game were we playing again? LOL!
Bizarre?! It was down right spooky! *shudder*
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