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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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FILM AND THEATRE STYLES
(Part One)
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: BSherwood, SFry
Scene: A lifeguard and a beach patron. Styles used: Swedish porn,
Shakespeare, Dr. Who, Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
I'M SORRY MISS, YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. DON'T YOU SEE THE FLAGS?
WHY NOT?
ITS DANGEROUS TO SWIM THERE... ITS TREACHEROUS!
WELL, THANK YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHERE I CAN
SWIM.
HOW ABOUT BETWEEN THESE TWO FLAGS HERE, MISSY.
Hmm....perhaps...Swedish Porn? (If either one of you feel
uncomfortable doing that...say it!)
I think they'd like that too much!
Hehe!
LOL!
;)
OOOHHH, YOU COULD LET ME COOL YOU DOWN IN ANOTHER WAY! MY,
YOUR'E A FINE LOOKING WOMAN!
* Clivette giggles
Not very Swedish is it ;-)
Hey, I'm typing with an accent! :)
Hehe!
LOL!
OOOH, LET ME DRY YOU OFF.
OH YOUR BREASTS ARE GLISTENING IN THE SUN...MAY I CALL YOU...
MOMMA?
OH WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE?
LOL!
ROFL!
How about......Shakespeare!
TO SWIM OR NOT TO SWIM, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
LOL Dean!
OH WHERE FOR ART THOU, MY LIFEGUARD?
WHAT'S THIS MY LIEGE, A SWIM OUTSIDE OF THE FLAGS, FORSOOTH I
FORSEE DANGER!
Heehee!
AYE, EH, SO SORRY! ME TIS WILL SWIM IN BETWIXT THE LINES.
ALL THE WORLD'S A BEACH AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN MERELY... A
LIFEGUARD AND BEACH PATRON...
Any audience members have suggestions?
Since you're both fans... Dr. Who! I have no idea how good it
will be, though, I've never seen it :)
Hehe. Dr Who it is!
DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP!!! THE DELEKS ARE ATTACKING THE BEACH!!!
REALLY MY CALCULATIONS INDICATE NO DANGER BETWEEN THE FLAGS.
QUICK, LET'S GET IN THE TARDIS AND HEAD FOR... ANOTHER BEACH?
DOCTOR! LOOK OUT! CYBERMAN!!!
* SFry is Sarah Jane Smith.
IS HE SWIMMING OUTSIDE THE FLAGS?
YES, AND HE'S HEADED FOR US!!!!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000, if you guys know it well enough.
A challenge. =)
Hehe!
OH LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN!!!
* SFry is Crow T. Robot!
LOL!
YOU ARE TOO? HOW UNUSUAL TO FIND A PENGUIN AT A BEACH!
OH NO, LOOK, IT'S THE ROBBY BENSON FAN CLUB.
LOL!
DONT BE ALARMED MISS, SNUGGLE UP CLOSER...I DO HAVE MY LIFEGUARD
MERIT BADGE YOU KNOW!
Whew!
Great game!!
I enjoyed that! :)
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: Merts, Mochrie
Scene: It's the groom's wedding day, and the best man has lost the wedding
ring. Styles used: Baywatch, Kwik Witz, The Muppets, Titanic, The
Monkees, I Love Lucy.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, MOCH...
UH, WHAT IS IT, PAUL?
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW GREAT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY WAS, AND EVERYTHING,
HEH HEH....
YEAH....GO ON....
I BROUGHT THE RING WITH ME FOR SAFE KEEPING YOU KNOW, SO I'D
KNOW WHERE IT WAS...
SO? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Baywatch!
AND SOMEHOW I LOST IT WHEN I SAW THAT GIRL WITH THE BIG HOOTERS
IN THAT THONG BIKINI!
OH WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO...RUN IN SLO-MO TOWARDS
THE CAMERA!
* Mochrie does so.
* Merts cues slow motion music.
LOOK OUT, SHARK!
Kwik Wits!
OK, how about the Muppets!
OK, THIS IS TOTALLY IMPROV, OK, EXCEPT FOR THOSE PARTS WE
RECORDED BEFOREHAND! :)
HEY BERT! DO YOU THINK THAT SHARK'S GOT THE RING?
LOL! Or how about both?
Tash does Kwik Wits, Moch does the Muppets! :)
Let's stick to Muppets!
I DON'T KNOW ERNIE, I THINK MAYBE THE PIGEONS MIGHT HAVE IT!
AND WE ALL KNOW A RING IS ROOOOOUND! ROUUNNNND!
Hehehe!
NEAR!! FAR!!! NEAR!! FAR!!
YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP, UH HUH UH HUH!
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP, UH HUH UH HUH!
Any suggstions?
Nightmare Before Christmas!
I've never seen that!
Oh...
How about the Titanic movie?
WITHOUT MY RING, HOW CAN I BE KING OF THE WORLD?!?!
OH LEONARDO (I FORGOT YOUR CHARACTER NAME), I'M SO SORRY!
Jack!
I'LL JUST GET NAKED FOR YOU INSTEAD!
WHY, PAUL, I NEVER KNEW! OH, I'M JUST GOING TO STAND ON THE
BRINK HERE AND LOOK OUT AT THE SEA....WAIT, LET ME GET MY
SKETCHBOOK...
I'LL JUST LOOK OVER THE RAILING WHILE YOU DO...AH, AH, AHHHHHH!!
HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU YOU LOOK LIKE PETER COOK?
What about the Monkees?
THAT'S GROOVY!
GROOVY! TIME FOR A SONG! DAYDREAM BELIEVER.....
C'MON DAVY, CAN'T I GET THE GIRL THIS TIME? WHERE DID THOSE
STARS COME FROM?
I COLLECT THEM! I'M A STAR COLLECTOR!
* Mochrie breaks into "Star Collector".
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
I love this! But we've strayed away from our topic! :)
One more style: suggstions anyone?
OK.... I Love Lucy?
LOOOOOOOCY! YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!
RICKY - WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT YOU DO WITH MY RING! NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET TO BE IN THE
BABALOO SHOW....
LOL!
ETHEL TALKED ME INTO IT, IT'S ALL HER FAULT! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LOL!
DON'T TELL THOSE TALL TALES, LOOCY! AND DON'T CRY, YOU'RE MAKING
A SCEEN! AND YOU'RE WAKING LITTLE RICKY!
I MAY BE MAKING A "SCEEN", BUT AT LEAST I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
LOL you two! :)
This was fun!!!
Whew!
Very good you guys! :)
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: Maruyama, Mochrie
Scene: A girlfriend and boyfriend reuniting after 20 years at a party.
Styles used: Disney movie, Soap opera, Gilligan's Island, Disaster
movie, Romantic weepie movie.
OH MY GOD! KAREN! IS THAT YOU?
HEY, COLIN! MY GOD!
OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!
I'M DOING GREAT! I'M A SUCCESSFUL SUPERMODEL AND I'M DATING
BRAD PITT. HOW ARE YOU?
LOL!
WELL, I'M HOSTING SUPERTOWN CHALLENGE. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
UMM...NO. IS IT ANY GOOD?
Suggestions for styles, anyone? Disney movie?
WHY OF COURSE, IT IS GOOD. IT IS VERY GOOD.
I HOST A WONDERFUL PROGRAM, ON CANADIAN TV ...
TWO TOWNS FIGHT AND SEE WHO'S THE BEST IN OUR COUNTRY...
BUT DON'T YOU SEE...
Soap opera!
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! DIDN'T YOU KNOW I WAS CARRYING YOUR LOVE
CHILD?!
YOU NEVER LOVED ME, AND NOW THAT I'M A WOMAN YOU REGRET IT ALL,
DON'T YOU?
AND THAT FRANK, NOW FRANCINE IS YOUR OLDER SISTER'S BROTHER'S
STEP-COUSIN?
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE MY FATHER!
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY LOVE BACK! NEVER! YOU CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL
I CARE!
NOT IF YOU MAKE IT THERE FIRST.
YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME!
* Mochrie strides purposefully towards the door.
* Maruyama looks intensely into the camera for 5 minutes.
What about Gilligan's Island?
SKIPPER!!!!!
That's it! Next style! ;)
OK, disaster movie!
METEOR!!!
THE ROOM'S FLOODING WITH WATER! OH NO!
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO!
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO! RUN AROUND POINTLESSLY!
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GAME WITH THIS SUGGESTION!
* Mochrie runs around pointlessly, screaming.
* Maruyama does the same.
Romantic weepie movie.
KAREN...I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, BUT...I HAVE A TERMINAL ILLNESS.
OH MY GOD....SO DO I! WE'LL GO TOGETHER!
LOL!
HERE, HAVE A TISSUE....AND MY LAST WISH, IS THAT YOU'LL GIVE ME
YOUR LOVE, TO SEE ME THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE.
I CAN'T FEEL THE TISSUE...I'M NOT HUMAN. I'M NICOLAS CAGE - I
MEAN, I'M AN ANGEL.
* Mochrie sobs uncontrollably.
LET'S DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS AND LIVE FOREVER IN BLISSFUL
HARMONY.
YES. WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
OH KAREN....I'M GOING NOW.....I.....LOVE........
Would someone put us out of our misery here?
OK...
Oh! Now we never know who I love!
You didn't enjoy it Sharilyn? I thought you were good! :)
Nah, it wasn't going anywhere.
That was interesting....
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: Merts, Mochrie
Scene: Mochrie is a pet shop owner, and Merts is a disgruntled customer.
Styles used: The Brady Bunch, Hitchcock, Monty Python, Star Trek,
Happy Days.
GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, I CAME IN HERE YESTERDAY TO BUY A NICE PRESENT FOR MY
NEPHEW - AND YOU GAVE ME A PIRANHA! BUT YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A NICE
LITTLE FISHY. DAMN NEAR BIT HIS FINGER OFF!
LOL!
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MADAM. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU
WANTED A SMALL, YET VICIOUS LITTLE FISH FOR THAT SMALL, YET VICIOUS
LITTLE NEPHEW OF YOURS. AND OUR PIRANHAS ARE OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER!
YOU MUST HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM, YOUNG MAN!
I BEG YOUR PARDON? AM I HEARING YOU RIGHT?
The Brady Bunch!
DIDN'T I SEE YOUR SISTER COME IN HERE TO BUY A GOLDFISH THE OTHER
DAY? MARCIA, WASN'T IT?
YES, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRESENT FOR ME, BUT SHE WENT AND TOOK
IT FOR HERSELF, LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES! MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA, I
HATE HER!
NOW DON'T FRET DEAR. HERE'S A GROOVY SNAKE. YOU CAN HIDE IT UNDER
HER PILLOW!
OH WOW, THAT *IS* GROOVY! I'LL GET PETER TO HELP ME HIDE IT!
GOOD FOR YOU! AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF RATS.
Hitchcock.
DID YOU SAY.... RATS?
YES I DID....
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EEEEEK!!!!!
AND IF YOU LOOK THROUGH THE REAR WINDOW, YOU'LL SEE OUR NEWEST
SELECTION OF RARE BIRDS. BUT THEY'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGELY...
LOL!
BLACK AND WHITE BIRDS, OBVIOUSLY...
YES, BUT DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. WE'RE VERY HIGH UP. YOU DON'T
HAVE...VERTIGO, DO YOU?
THEY'RE FLYING NORTH BY NORTHWEST!!!!
Monty Python.
Of course!!! :)
Nooooooooooo.......
THIS GAME IS TOO SILLY, I DEMAND WE STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
I AGREE, TOO SILLY.
Next! Suggestions from the audience?
Star Trek!
I'M PICKING UP STRANGE ENERGY EMISSIONS COMING FROM THE BIRD ROOM,
CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MY FISH?
LOL! Oops!
LOL!
IT SEEMS...THERE ARE...FISH...IN THE...BIRD ROOM...SPOCK!
THAT WOULD BE LOGICAL, CAPTAIN.
LOL!
WHAT SHOULD...WE......DO?
FISH AND BIRDS COEXIST PEACEFULLY ON MOST PLANETS!
NONSENSE, SPOCK...EVERYONE KNOWS...THEY ARE...MORTAL...ENEMIES...
One more! Happy Days!
HEY FONZ!
YO RITCHIE! (I haven't watched HD in...uh...decades?)
YOU THINK YOU MIGHT GET ME SOME CUTE BIRDS TO REPLACE THIS FISH
WITH? THEN WE CAN ALL GO RIDING BIKES TOGETHER!
SURE, THEY'RE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR! :) I'D SAY TRIXIE IS THE
ONE FOR YOU! :)
Wooo!
Hehe!
* Cliver stops for Emile's sake! :)
Yay!
Good game!
Great game, tash!
You two are too good!
You were great! I got stuck a few times...
Hehe!
I now know what my favorite chat game is! :)
* DeanB congratulates Tashia and Emile on a very funny performance.
* Merts bows.
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: McShaneM, Sandi_T
Scene: An inept robber is trying to burglarize a variety store. Styles
used: South Park, Stallone Movie (Rocky), Nature documentary.
SIR, SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ER, UM......THIS IS A STICKUP!
EEK!!! DON'T SHOOT! UM, YOU HAVE THE GUN IN THE WRONG WAY.
Heehee! =o)
JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
D'OH!
OH, I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.