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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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FILM AND THEATRE STYLES
(Part Three)
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: EmileJ, Turtle
Scene: Two people in line at Ticketmaster. Styles used: Cop show, Musical
western, Scottish porn, Survivor, Sci-Fi.
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS SHOW!!
I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR THIS!
IT'S GONNA BE HUGE!
SAY...DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING THE MONEY FOR THE TICKETS?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF ALL THAT??
*BZZZ*
Anyone can yell out styles?
Yes, someone yell out one.
Provided we can do it. :)
Cop show!
Musical Western!
Gak!
Swedish porn!
We just need one!
Reality TV!
It'd really impress me if you combined all those! ;>
So Clive? Choose us one. :) We're not getting any fresher!
Cop show.
SAY, YOU THINK THAT GUY OVER THERE IS SCALPING TICKETS?
MY GOD, CLEMENS, YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S BUST 'EM! *cue upbeat funky
70's disco music*
*SHOWS BADGE* OI! YOU! YOUNG MAN!
STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE L.A.P.C.E.F.M.Y.O.B.D!
WHAT HE SAID!
I just watched saturday night fever last night too! :)
The wha? LOL!
DAMN. HE LEFT BEFORE I FINISHED SAYING OUR DEPARTMENT NAME!
THAT'S HAPPENED THE PAST 8 TIMES!
I KNOW. YOU'D THINK WE'D WORK FOR A SMALLER CITY.
* Bremner is waiting for a municipal merger comment
*BZZZ* Musical western!
IN....YOU KNOW WHERE...*SINGS* OKLAHOMA!!!!
WELL I THINK WE BETTER GET A TICKET YES OH YES
BEFORE WE RIDE OUT INTO THE WILD WILD WEST!
WHERE MEN ARE MEN, WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND SHEEP ARE NERVOUS!
LET'S ROUND UP SOME TICKETS TO SEE THE BURLESQUE SHOW!
YEE-HAH!
LOL!
LOL!
I GOTTA HANKERING FOR SOME PRETTY WOMEN!! HELL, I'D EVEN SETTLE
FOR UGLY ONES!
*BZZZ* I'm bored of Swedish porn, so how about Scottish porn!
OCH AYE! TOUCH ME THERE!
OCH AYE! THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!
LOL!
Ewwww!
YOU KNOW THE WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH MY SPORRAN!
OOOH YOU'LL BE WANTING TO CAPTURE MY NESSIE WON'T YE?
IT'S FURRY IN'NIT!
AYE, 'TIS A HAIRY ONE, I'LL BE!
AND ME NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT ME SPORRAN!
* GypsyJr blinks away the mental image.
Ditto! ^_^
*BZZZ* Survivor.
I LIKE YER KILT, HAGGIS...
Oops! :)
LOL!
WE THE COLLECTIVE HAVE VOTED YOU OFF THE ISLAND.
I'D JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT IF YOU WERE IN THE DESERT...
STARVING OF THIRST...
This from a guy who's never ever SEEN the show!
Aaaagh! *hates survivor with a passion* How do you starve of
thirst?
LOL, good question
Back to the game... ;)
LOL!
THIS FLAMING TWIGLET REPRESENTS YOUR LIFE ON THE SHOW....THE
ISLAND SPIRITS HAVE SPOKE...YOU MUST NOW LEAVE..WITHOUT GETTING
YOUR TICKET!
LET'S GET THE TICKETS, BUT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. NO MORE NAKED GAY
GUYS!!
BUT COME ON, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!
AND HE'S IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT!
*BZZZ* I'm trying to save you from this. :)
*g*
Any more rounds or is that the end?
For god's sake, the mental imagery is overwhelming! :>
Calgon, take me away!
One more?
Ancient chinese secret, huh?
Sci-Fi!
Canadian public TV!
*snort*
But Jenna's not canadian!
Emile can guide her through it!
OMG....THEY'RE BEAMING UP ALL THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF US IN THE
LINE!!
DO YOU THINK THEY SUSPECT, ZANDAR?
Ooops that wasnt Lisa saying sci-fi..sorry Lisa. :)
It's okay. :)
LOOK, THE FOOLS! LINING UP IN THIS QUEUE FOR TICKETS. LITTLE DO
THEY KNOW THAT WE HAVE REPLACED THE BARENAKED LADIES WITH FOLGERS
CRYSTALS! LET'S SEE IF THEY WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE! *EVIL
LAUGHTER*
GET ON THE BOOS!
LOL!
Pika?? LOL!
YOUR.....YOUR FACE....IT'S ALIVE!!!!!! EEEEEEEEP
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*
Well that was interesting... :) I think I lost my touch. :)
*g* What was our last one anyway?
Canadian sci-fi public TV! :>
Oh, you mean Dr. Who?
Ahhh!
Not sure abou the folgers crystal part. :>
Eh eh? Wot wot? blanked out...are we starting a new game?
LOL, did you even see my BNL joke?
LOL!
That joke was out there for everyone to see
I don't even know what possessed me to say that! :)
The Folgers Crystals thing? Yes...note the quizzical "pika??" :)
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: Buke-hime, GypsyJr
Scene: Two people canoeing on a river towards some rapids. Styles used:
The Monkees, Making The Band, Xena
OMG! WE'RE PADDLING DOWN CRAP RIVER AND WE'RE 100% PADDLE FREE!!
EASY CAROL, WE HAVEN;T EVEN LEFT THE DOCK YET!
*snicker*
Hehe!
* Buke-hime pukes over the side...I am *not* a good..er..sailor...
HERE, HAVE SOME DRAMAMINE... WAIT.. WHAT'S *THAT*!?!?
*BZZZZ*
Comedia del arte! ;-)
LOL!
Ohhh dear!
The Monkees!
HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEES! AND WE CAN'T MONKEYIN' 'ROUND! CAN
WE SAY LACK OF ANYTHING TO SAY? :) CAN'T STOP I SHOULD SAY...
D'OH!
You couldn't have picked one i was ALIVE for, eh, lis?
You are so uneducated...
Oooh, ouch, Bex! LOL!
Fine! :P
You shouda said S Club 7, Lisa! ;)
I know squat about the Monkess, I just like their music
*BZZZZ* Making the band! (is that more your generation?) *Eg*
LOL, making the what?
Yes, but nm.
Who's a whatnow?
How O town was made.
What the heck is that? LOL!
Think a male form of "Pop Stars"
This just veered offinto Confusionland.. :>
Show about forming a boy-band
Hungarian porn!
OMG!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR OUR
BAND YET!
YO! DUUUDE! WASSUP WICH YOOU? I'M A SINGER NOT A PADDLER!
YOU'RE NOT A SINGER EITHER!
* Buke-hime starts dancing in the boat and almost tips it over.
See, they have watched the show :)
JUST SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND PADDLE!!!
HEY YO! I DON'T LIKE YO 'TUDE MAN!
Actually this is more like Road Rules :>
Everyone like my Puff Daddy/Sisquo/Will Smith/Eminem impression?
Of course... :>
* Buke-hime shoves Bex overboard.
*SPLASH* DAMMIT! THAT HAIR WEAVE WAS EXPENSIVE!
YOU CAN BITE ME BIIIIATCH!
*BZZZZ* I'll let someone else suggest the style this time.
Xena!
Shakespeare!
Hey, I'm up for Xena! :)
French Music Video!
* Buke-hime glares at Ev!
German Art film!
German huh??
To make up for what I just did - Tracy can do Xena!
Woooo!
ALALALALALALA SHEEEYAA!
* Buke-hime somersaults in the air and starts hitting on Bex.
* GypsyJr dunks Trace's head under the water *for lack of anyhting better
to do*
ooh, it's porn again!
lol
* Buke-hime starts karating Bex.
* GypsyJr falls backwards.
OW....THIS LEATHER BUSTIER CHAFES...LOOK OUT, BEX! THE BIG BAD
HORDE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! *STARTS DOING STUNTS THAT ARE HUMANLY
IMPOSSIBLE*
*SPLUTTER* DAMMIT!
WOW....BEX....I NEVER REALISED HOW CUTE YOU WERE...
Is it hard to tell i've never watched Xena? :>
*BUZZ* Let's put Bex out of her misery!
Thank you!
Hahaha
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Game: Film And Theatre Styles
Players: D_Siegel, MsBrady
Scene: The first two female astronauts being blasted into outer space.
Styles used: 1950's biker film, Vampire movie, Shakespeare,
Yugoslavian/Russian/German porn, Spanish porn.
READY FOR TAKE OFF?
READY AS EVER! BUT I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT RE-ENTRY...
*chortle*
me watches us gurgle down the gutter
IT'S ROUGH THE FIRST TIME, BUT IT GETS EASIER
THANKS! THAT'S SO REASSURING!
JUST REMEMBER - IT'S MY FIRST TIME TOO!
Kinky!
*snicker*
*BUZZ!!* Alright.....a style from our audience?
50's biker film!
Alright. 1950's Biker Film.
ALL RIGHT... JUST GRAB THE THROTTLE OVER THERE...
I LOVE THE FEEL OF THAT LEATHER BETWEEN MY THIGHS!
Oh! you *didn't* say porn yet... my bad!
Porn, biker film.. potayto, patahto ;)
*giggle*
*eg*
HOW ARE WE GOING TO RIDE OUR HARLEYS IN SPACE ANYWAY?
EEEEH! DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
NO WAY MAN! ME AND MY BIKE ARE INSEPARABLE!
HMMM... MAYBE MY HAIR GREASE WILL ALSO WORK AS A TYPE OF GLUE
FOR YOU!
I DON'T NEED GLUE - I'LL JUST HAVE TO SQUEEZE MY THIGHS HARDER!
*BUZZ!* Alright, that's quite enough of that.
Hehe!
Good timing!
*lol*
Let's try a Vampire movie.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER NOTICED HOW... PALE YOU ARE.....
IT'S THESE DEHYDRATED MEALS- JUST CAN'T SUCK ANYTHING OUT OF
THEM
LOL!
LOL!
HMMM... MAYBE WE COULD BREAK OUT THE BLOODY MARY KITS EARLY...
OR WE COULD JUST MAKE MARY BLOODY...*LICKS LIPS*
*BACKS AWAY SLOWLY* *REACHES FOR WOODEN STAKE*
*BUZZ!* That's enough "necking". Let's get another style from
the audience.
OK, if no one else suggests one... Merchant Ivory film.
Merchant ivory?
Huh?
You know, those costume dramas like Remains of the Day, Howard's
End, etc.
How about Comedia del Arte? :)
Okay thens omeone else make a suggestion
Alright, Shakespeare then.
*snicker*
THE MOON IS CLOSING IN, ALAS, WE ARE NEAR.
Well that sucked :P
Sucked? Are we still doing vampire movie?
*snicker*
THE SKY THAT MINE EYES DOTH LOOK UPON IS A MORE VAST EXPANSE
THEN THAT THAT DOTH DWELL BETWIXT THINE EARS...
YON SPACE IS A PEANUT COMPARED WITH THE SPACE IN THINE HEAD,
M'LADY.
LOL!
ooooooOOOOOoooo... :p Don't try me hon ;)
*BUZZ!* So that's what Shakespeare is.
Apparently :o)
Let's try some Yugoslavian Porn. *evil chuckle*
LOL!
Umm... I'm not that wordly....
LOL!
LOL! We could open an exhibit called "Porn of the World"
Alright...Russian porn?
ZE ROCKET MOVES VEDDY ERECTLY!
*evil snicker*
Or is that more German?
That's Swedish!
Who cares, let's press on :)
good ol' Swedish porn eh, can't beat it ;o)
I don't know Yugoslav dialects!
OOOOO! DAT WAS DERE BAD IST! YOU'RE ONE SOURKRAUT!!
DA ROCKETSKI IS VERY ERECTSKI!
YA, AND YOU ARE ONE NICE HOTDOGSKI!
*l* Em? Please?
*BUZZ!* Let's put you out of your misery.
You should have made it spanish porn, linz and i would have done
much better!
Whooo!!
Let's continue with Spanish Porn!
*snicker*
Oh no...
24/7 Porn of the World Channel!
The 4 Porners of the World!
QUIERO COMER TU PERRO CALIENTE...
MMMMMMM... ES MUY LARGO!!
I think this stopped having any semblence of a plot ages ago,
much like porno.. :> Not that I'd know!
*groan*
Largo??? Oy!
LOL, we're all porning!
Turts is doing the sound fx.
*L*
VENTE PRONTO!
ESTOY VENIENDO LO MAS RAPIDO QUE PUEDO!!
LOL, translation please? :) I shoulda said subtitled Spanish
porn. Oh well. :)
Trust me, you don't want to know.....;)
I said "I want to eat your hot dog." linz - "Mmm...it's very
long!!" "Come soon!" me - "I'm coming as fast as I can!"
Bad subtitled spanish porn? Is that like bab subtitled chinese
porn?
Bab?
Boob! so ;oP
I think that's a nice wrap up right there Em ;)