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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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HOEDOWNS (Part One)
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Game: Hoedown
Players: Merton, Mochrie, She-Ryan, Vranch
Scene: The Weather / El Nino Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY... (no wait)
LOL....very Merton-esque!
Hehe!
I THINK I KNOW THE FORECAST, I REALLY DO, I WISH
CAUSE I'M A SILLY WEATHERMAN AND MY NAME IS MICHAEL FISH
ITS NOT TOO HARD TO PREDICT IT IN THE MAIN
BECAUSE IN ENGLAND ALL IT DOES IS RAIN
LOL
That's great!
(I told you I wasn't ready!)
You did wonderfully!
THIS WINTER'S BEEN A WEIRD ONE, WITH RAIN AND SLEET AND SNOW
AND IF THERE'S SOMETHING TO BLAME IT ON, IT'S CALLED EL NINO
IT'S A GIANT THING OF HOT AIR THAT DRIFTS OVER THE SEA
AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT EL NINO, IS THAT IT IS ME...
LOL
Hehe!
Now that was good!
Thanks!
Yes indeed it was!
ONCE I WAS IN A TORNADO, IT WAS REALLY NEAT
IT WAS THE FIRST POWERFUL THING TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET!
OH, BUT WAIT, MY BOYFRIEND SWEPT ME WITHOUT CARE
HE AND THE TORNADO ARE BOTH FULL OF HOT AIR!
Hehehe Ash!
WELL WE'VE BEEN HAVING WEATHER, LOTS AND LOTS OF RAIN
BUT WHAT I DO TO PASS THE TIME RIDS ME OF ALL PAIN
I REALLY LIKE THE FACT WE'RE HAVING NOAH'S FLOOD'S RERUN
IT MAKES ME TRULY SHUN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, THE DAYS WITH SUN!
OK, so i'm not in top form today...
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Game: Hoedown
Players: Clive, EstenC, McShaneM, Mochrie, PMerton
Scene: The Meeting Colin Mochrie Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
TODAY I MEET MY MAN WHO I SEE ON TV
HE IS NICE AND ALSO A CANADIAN
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COMES AFTER THIS VERSE
BUT HE IS KEEN!
COLIN'S REALLY HAPPY, HE NEVER EVER FROWNS!
BUT THE THING HE REALLY HATES IS SINGING IN HOEDOWNS.
HE FAINTS HE LAUGHS HE RANTS AND RAVES, HE SHOUTS OUT
"INSTRUMENTAL!"
AND SOMETIMES WHEN HE'S OUT OF RHYMES HE FAINTS...
* EstenC faints
:D
LOL! ROTFL!
LOL...cool!
Hee hee!
I WAS WATCHING TELEVISION JUST THE OTHER DAY
THE SHOW THAT I WAS WATCHING WAS 'WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?'
I LIKE TO SEE GREG PROOPS AND TONY SLATTERY
BUT THE COOLEST GUY WITHOUT A DOUBT IS COLIN MOCHRIE
Yea!
Very good!
OH I AM SO DARN NERVOUS, I'M REALLY FILLED WITH FRIGHT
IN MEETING COLIN MOCHRIE, ON SATURDAY NIGHT
WE'LL SEE HIM AT WAYNE GRETZKY'S, IN THE CITY OF T.O.
OH, COLIN IS AMAZING, HE'S MY PERSONAL HERO!
Very good!
Thanks.
OH HOW MY HEART LEAPS WHEN I HEAR THE WHOSE LINE THEME
ITS JUST ABOUT THE BEST TV SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN
RAVING ABOUT WHOSE LINE COULD BECOME A BORE
BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SEE COLIN DO HIS DINOSAUR
LOL!
THERE'S THIS GUY ON WHOSE LINE I LIKE SO MUCH, YOU SEE
HE'S VERY VERY FUNNY, HIS NAME IS COLIN MOCHRIE
HE'S SO GOOD AT IMPROV, HE COULD REALLY WRITE A TOME
I LOVED IT BEST WHEN HE WAS ELVIS IN A NURSING HOME!
EVERYBODY: IN A NURSING HOME!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: EstenC, Izzard, McShaneM, Mochrie, PeterCook
Scene: The Party Quirks Hoedown (It was played just before a game of
Party Quirks, and as you'll see, gets out of hand!)
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
I LIKE PARTY QUIRKING, I REALLY REALLY DO
WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE...
I INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE, I REALLY WONDER WHY
THERE JUST A BIG COLLECTION OF CRAZY, CRAZY GUYS...
Haha! LOL
Too funny Izzie!
SITTING HERE BY MYSELF, WAITING FOR THE GAME
TESTING MY INTELLIGENCE, IT PUTS ME TO GREAT SHAME
I'M SURE I'LL HAVE NO IDEA, WHAT THEY'LL CHOSE TO BE
OH WELL I DON'T THINK THAT THEY WILL HOLD IT AGAINST ME
DON'T YOU WORRY KIRK, OUR WORK IS ALMOST DONE
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BE HAVING FUN...
KIRK'S A CRAZY KINDA GUY HES GOOD AT HOEDOWNS
HE PERFORMS THEM READILY TO WIPE AWAY OUR FROWNS
NOW HE'S ABOUT TO HOST A GAME OF PARTY QUIRKS
WHEN HE SEES HOW TOUGH THE QUIRKS ARE, HE'LL THINK WE ALL
ARE JERKS
WE'VE GOT ALL THE QUIRKS, AND WE'RE READY TO COME IN...
WITH ANY LUCK HE'LL GUESS THEM ALL AND COME OUT WITH A WIN
SO LET'S GET STARTED, BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE...
IN WE GO TO DO THE QUIRKS AND SHARE THEM WITH OUR MATE.
YA-HOO
YEE-HA
Heh... what have i started!
LOL
IT'S TIME TO PLAY A FUN GAME, AND IT'S CALLED PARTY QUIRKS
IT'S KINDA HARD TO DESCRIBE AND BARELY EVER WORKS
SOME PEOPLE ACT LIKE WEIRDOS AND THE HOST TRIES TO GUESS
AND IT'S ALMOST SO IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT CAUSE SOME DISTRESS!
And now on the Hoedown channel... we should make a #hoedown
channel just for singing conversations...
Good idea...
...not! I don't even like hoedowns on the real show!
DING DONG! THE BELL HAS RUNG, I SHOULD GET THE DOOR
I HOPE THIS GAME WILL BE REALLY FUN, AND NOT A BORING SNORE!
I'M KIDDING OF COURSE, I JUST MADE A JEST
AND NOW I'LL GET THE DOOR AND INVITE IN MY FIRST GUEST!
"Hoedown Quirks" - the host has to guess the quirks while singing
in hoedown style...
Stop!
ROTFL!
Heehee!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: AshleyRya, Deano, JLoa, Mochrie, Schroeder, Vranch
Scene: The Making Fun Of Yourself Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
I'M A KIWI FAN, I'VE A STORY TO BE TOLD
CAN I HELP IT THAT I'M 31 YEARS OLD
I THINK ITS KIND OF SAD THAT MY HAIR IS GOING GREY
AND DO YOU KNOW I FORGOT TO GO TO WORK TODAY!
I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT I CAN BE QUITE A KLUTZ
HOWEVER I HOPE THAT NO ONE THINKS THAT I'M REALLY A PUTZ
I'M AFRAID I GET SORTA CARRIED AWAY IT CAN BE ANNOYING YOU
FIGURE
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE BOUNCING AROUND HAS EARNED ME THE
NICKNAME TIGGER!
I'M 22 AND GEEKY, AND THAT'S NOT REALLY ALL
I'M TALL AND KINDA LANKY, AND KLUTZY WHEN I FALL
I'M STUDYING COMPUTERS IN UNIVERISTY
AND EVERYTHING I DO TURNS INTO A MOCHRIE!!
HELLO MY NAME IS ASHLEY, AND I AM SEVENTEEN
I ADMIT I'M THE MOST STARSTRUCK FAN THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
WHEN IT COMES TO CONTESTANTS, I'M AS CRAZY AS A LOON
THE SIGHT OR NAME OF EVERY ONE CAUSES ME TO ::SWOON::!!
WELL, SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO STARE UP AT THE WALL...
LOOKING AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR I THINK I'M KINDA SMALL...
I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, AND NO IT'S NOT THAT THAT'S SUNG...
BUT I'LL ENSURE EVERYONE, THAT I AM QUITE WELL HUNG...
MY NAME IS NICKO, I DONT LIKE TO SING
DOING HOEDOWNS JUST ISN'T MY THING
SO WHILE YOU GUYS DO THAT I'LL GO AWAY AND SURF
COZ HOEDOWNS ARE THE THING I HATE MOST UPON THIS EARTH!
KIND OF LIKE MY HUSBAND, I AM A TOTAL GEEK
TRYING TO BE A SCHOLAR, AND WANTING TO LEARN GREEK
ALAS, MY BRAIN IS WASTED ON MUSIC, SENSELESS ART
AND YES, ON TOP OF THAT, SOME PEOPLE THINK ME A TART!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: Bremner, EstenC, Merts, MikeMcSha
Scene: The Breakfast Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
GETTING UP IN THE MORNING, A REALLY LOUSY TASK
GET OUT OF BED AND YOU FALL OUT ON YOUR ASS
BUT I GET REALLY PEPPY, HERE'S WHAT WORKS FOR ME
BE LIKE RYAN IN HELPING HANDS EAT CEREAL AND TEA!
I GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND NO I'M NOT FAKIN'
I TAKE OUT A PLATE AND I COOK SOME EGGS AND BACON
THIS ALL HAPPENS AFTER A LOT OF BED TOSSAGE
I ONLY REALLY DO IT SO I CAN PICK UP MY SAUSAGE!
WHEN I GET OUT OF BED I USUALLY HAVE THE SHAKES
BUT THEY GO AWAY WHEN I EAT MY CORN FLAKES
BUT IF I'M FEELING FANCY OR I'M PLAYING HOST
I MAKE MY SPECIALTY, WHICH IS REAL FRENCH TOAST!
WHEN I GET MY BREAKFAST, IT'S NEVER REALLY GOOD
IT TASTES LIKE SOME ROACH INFESTED WOOD
I LOOK AT THE LABEL, IT REALLY BLOWS MY MIND
IT'S KITTY LITTER THAT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND!
REALLY HARD TO FIND!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: ]V[aLLo, Bremner, EstenC, TonySlatt
Scene: The Internet Addiction Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
<]V[aLLo> I WENT ON THE INTERNET TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD
<]V[aLLo> BUT ALL THAT I COULD FIND WERE PICS OF NAKED GIRLS
<]V[aLLo> BUT SOON I FOUND A PAGE WHICH TOLD ME LOTS OF THINGS
<]V[aLLo> I NEVER KNEW MY WIFE LOOKED GOOD IN G-STRINGS!
I LOVE THE INTERNET, EACH AND EVERY DAY
IT'S REALLY EXCITING, REALLY REALLY IN A BIG WAY
OH MY GOD, I SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE COLIN...
I LOVE THE INTERNET, IT REALLY IS THE BEST
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET YOU'RE NOT DOING A TEST
YOU MAY THINK THAT I'M WASTING TIME, YOU MAY THINK THAT I'M
STALLIN'
BUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE THE INTERNET I COULDN'T SPEAK TO COLIN!
I LIKE TO SURF THE INTERNET IN PANTIES AND A DRESS
I LIKE TO HACK INTO THE UGLY IRS
IT MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, BUT BOY IT IS REAL FUN
AND ONE DAY I SHOT MYSELF WITH A REAL STRANGE GUN!
WITH A REAL STRANGE GUN!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: EIzzard, McShaneM, Mochrie, PaulMert, Proops
Scene: The Birthday Hoedown (in honour of Heather's birthday!)
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY, WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD
EVERYONE WAS CELEBRATING, DOING WHAT THEY SHOULD
I GOT SOME SOCKS AND UNDIES, HEY WHAT ELSE IS NEW
UNFORTUNATELY THEY WERE WAY TOO SMALL AND IN THE COLOR BLUE!
:-)
Wonderful!
THERE IS A CERTAIN RUSH FAN I CHAT WITH QUITE ALOT
I THINK SHE'S REALLY REALLY NEAT, HER CHARM SHE HAS A LOT
EVER SINCE SHE CAME AROUND, THE CHANNEL'S EVEN BETTER
I THINK YOU KNOW OF WHOM I SPEAK, THE ONE AND ONLY HEATHER!
Aww..thanks. :)
TODAY IT IS THE BIRTHDAY, OF SOMEONE REALLY NICE
HER LOVELY NAME IS HEATHER, SHE'S FULL OF CHARM AND SPICE
LET'S HAVE SOME CAKE AND ICE CREAM, AND CHEER AND CHEER AND CHEER
AND AFTER WE HAVE FINISHED, WE'LL PASS AROUND THE BEER!
* EIzzard claps. :)
Whoo hoo!! :)
Very good!
Thank you very much! :)
I REALLY LIKE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, THEY MAKE ME FULL OF GLEE
BUT NONE CAN COMPARE THAN THOSE FOR TONY SLATTERY
AND NOW I CANNOT GO ON FOR I AM REALLY STUCK
WELL I GUESS THAT I COULD HAVE STARTED A LITTLE BIT BETTER
Hee hee!
:-)
LOL!
ONCE A YEAR IT HAPPENS, ALWAYS AT THE SAME TIME
IT NEVER MISSES A BEAT, ALWAYS STOPS ON A DIME
IF THE SUN IS SHINING, EVEN WITH INCLEMENT WEATHER
ALL TOGETHER EVERYONE....HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!
OH, HEATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
Heater? lol
* Mochrie cheers! It's also the heater's birthday!!
* EIzzard laughs..and almost falls out of chair. Thanks!
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Game: Hoedown
Players: JonPryce, Mochrie, PaulMerto, Slattery
Scene: The Spice Girls Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
MY NAME IS GINGER SPICE AND I HAVE LEFT THE BAND
I HAD A CATFIGHT IN A NORWEGIAN LAND
GUYS WANT PICTURES OF ME WHAT ARE CRUDE
BECAUSE IN THOSE PHOTOS I AM TOTALLY... DRESSED.
I'M NOT FOND OF THE SPICE GIRLS, JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE
I DON'T CARE FOR POSH, OR BABY, OR EVEN SCARY
THOUGH THEY MAY BE TUNEFUL, AND DRESS UP REALLY NICE
IT'S SEEMS THEY'RE BREAKING UP, DUE TO A LACK OF SPICE!
Ooohhh... good rhyme! Hehehe!! Good!
I DO NOT LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME CRY AND PUKE
AND IF I HAD THE POWER I'D SHOOT THEM WITH A NUKE
SO WHEN THEY NEXT BEEN SEEN THEY'D SCARE EVERYONE IN SIGHT
BECAUSE THEY'D ALL BE GLOWING WITH INFRARED LIGHT.
MY NAME IS MEL C, THEY CALL ME SPORTY SPICE
THEY KICKED GINGER OUT AND I THOUGHT THAT WASN'T REAL NICE
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE LEFT OUT, NOT COS I LOVE SOCCER
BUT COS I'M THE ONLY SPICE GIRL WITH LITTLE KNOCKERS
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Game: Hoedown
Players: DrSwoon, Dr_Bhana, Dr_Dan, Vranch
Scene: The Hot Studmuffin Hoedown
BRAD IS A HOT STUDMUFFIN, THAT FACT IS PLAIN TO SEE
I HOPE THAT SOME DAY ONCE AGAIN HE'LL PUT HIS HANDS ON ME
(get your minds out of the gutters!!)
BUT TILL THAT DAY I'LL SETTLE FOR BEING OVER THE MOON
AND EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIS NAME, I'LL BE SURE TO ::SWOON:: ;)
Cute Ash. Real cute! :)
I KNOW A VERY CUTE GUY, HIS NAME IS BRADLEY BROWN
HE IS THE SEXIEST GUY IN ALL OF TOWN!
BUT TODAY HE GAVE ME SOMETHING, I MADE A FUSS!
CUZ HE SENT ME A LARGE PIC OF HIS PENUS!!!
There we go! :)
Hehehehehe!
LOL!!
<_Kristin_> My,my!! LOL!
A large pic you say ;)
I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL IN WING COMMANDER III
HER NAME IS JENNIFER MACDONALD, AS YOU CAN SEE
IF I EVER MET HER, IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST LUCK
AND I WOULD GIVE HER A REALLY NICE... PRESENT.
LOL!!!
Dan pulled a Greg!!!!! Woohooooooo!
THERE IS A STUDMUFFIN, HE HAS A TV SHOW
SOMEDAY TO A TAPING OF THAT SHOW I'LL GO
I'LL WAIT BY THE STAGE DOOR, AND TAKE HIM TO THE PUB
AND AFTERWARDS I'LL SHOW HIM MY ONE-WOMAN STRIPTEASE CLUB!
LOL!!
LOL! I thought you might go with "rub" as a rhyme!
LOL!
These have been excellent, if a bit disturbing! :-)
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Game: Hoedown
Players: Adia, Bremner, Mochrie
Scene: The Twiglets Hoedown
(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)
OH, WE'VE GOT A SNACK THAT'S VERY VERY HEARTY
THEY'RE CALLED TWIGLETS AND YOU EAT 'EM AT A PARTY
OH, TWIGLETS TWIGLETS TWIGLETS, LIKE TWIGS FROM A TREE
AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM, THEN GIVE THEM ALL TO ME!
(I GET LOTS OF TWIGLETS THAT WAY)
*giggle* :)