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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                              HOEDOWNS (Part Two)
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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, Jlawrence, JoeIsham, Kiniski, Mochrie, RStiles
Scene:   The Hallowe'en Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   ON MISCHIEF NIGHT, THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN
   WE LIKE TO DO THINGS TO WHOSERS THAT ARE RATHER MEAN
   WE GO UP TO CANADA, AND THIS KNOCKS OFF THEIR SOCKS
   WE PUT JOHN SESSIONS PAINTED EGGS IN THEIR MAILBOX!

 ROTFL!
   LOL!
  Haha!

 HALLOWEEN IS A SPECIAL NIGHT, BUT THIS YEAR THERE'S A QUIRK
 EVERONE IS TRICK OR TREATING, BUT THIS YEAR I WILL WORK
 IT MAY BE REALLY BAD, BUT THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN
 I AM PICTURING BREM DRESSED AS A TUB OF POUTINE!
           
   LOL!!!
   LOL!!
            
  LAST YEAR FOR HALLOWE'EN WE WENT ON SUCH A WHIRL
  MY GIRLFRIEND DRESSED UP AS A MAN, AND I WENT AS A GIRL
  NOW YOU MAY THINK CROSS-DRESSING IS SOMETHING I WOULD HATE
  AND I SURE DID WHEN MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME ON A DATE!

 LOL!
   LOL!!!!!!!!
 ROTFLMAO!
   LOL!
   LOLOLOL!
  Thankyew!

   I LOVE HALLOWEEN ITS SUCH A SPECIAL NIGHT
   EVERYONE IN COSTUMES GIVES ME SUCH A FRIGHT
   BUT WHAT DO I DO WHEN I WALK UP THE LAWN,
   AND CLIVE IS STANDING THERE WITH NO PANTS ON!!

   Scary thought!
   ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

* Jlawrence falls off her chair!

 OMG!!!!!!!
  Hahaaaaaa!
   LOL!!!!!!!!

   WHEN HALLOWE'EN ROLLS AROUND, THE WHOLE WORLD SHOUTS HURRAY
   I DRESS UP IN MY FAVORITE COSTUME, THEN I'M ON MY WAY 
   I KNOCK ON DOORS, SHOUT "TRICK OR TREAT", UNTIL THE EARLY 'MORN
   I ONLY WISH THOSE CHEAPSKATES DIDN'T HAND OUT CANDY CORN!!

   LOL!!!
 Hehe
   Whoo hoo!!
   We get huuuuuuuuuge candy bars in my neighbourhood
   YAY!!!!!!

   WHEN I GO TRICK OR TREATING ON HALLOWE'EN, I GO WITH MANDY
   I GO OUT, AND GET LOTS OF CANDY
   YOU MAY THINK, ITS NOT VERY HEALTHY, BUT I....*faints*
   *thud*

 Hehe!
   Hehe =o)

* Mochrie breaks out into thunderous applause

   You've made this Mochrie proud!
   *you made me giggle*
   Yay! That's what I was going for =o)
   LOL!!!!!!!!! Claudia pulled a Colin! Or did Colin pull a
            Claudia?
   She pulled a me!
   Even when I'm Ryan!!!
   Hehe!
  Haha!
 Hehe!
   WTG Claudia!!! :)
   Thank you! That was my first HD ever!
   Yay Claudius!!
 Who hoo!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Brady, Bremner, Dean, KaiserTuk, Mochrie, MrsTony
Scene:   The Packing Luggage Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   WHEN I GO ON HOLIDAY, I LOVE TO PACK MY TRUNK
   I STUFF IT STUFF IT STUFF IT, WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF JUNK
   IT'S REALLY REALLY HEAVY, AND I CAN'T CARRY IT ANYMORE... MAN
            I'M TIRED 

    LOL!
      LOL!
 *applause* *hysterical laughter*
       LOL!
    Great!

      PACKING FOR MY HOLIDAY REALLY IS A BORE
      I LEAVE IT TO THE LAST MINUTE COZ IT IS A CHORE
      THEN I END UP PACKING MY STUFF IN A RUSH
      GET WHERE I'M GOING... DAMN! FORGOT MY TOOTHBRUSH!

     *L*
    LOL!
       LOL!

 I PACK SUITCASES I DO IT ALL DAY LONG...
 BECAUSE OF THIS MY ARMS ARE VERY VERY STRONG
 BUT WHEN I GET ON THE PLANE MY HEAD FEEL ALL MESSED
 CAUSE AT THE END OF THE FLIGHT I FIND OUT THAT MY CLOTHES ARE
            IN BANGLADESH!

       LOL!!!!!
      Very good :)
    Yaaaaaay!
   Go Emile! Bravo Kaiser!
 :)

   WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAY, A SUITCASE IS A MUST
   YOU CAN USE A NEW ONE OR AN OLD ONE BATHED IN DUST
   IT'S SUCH A CHORE TO TRY AND PACK UP EVERY LITTLE THING 
   I'M JUST DAMN GLAD I'M FINISHED, CAUSE I'M THE PACKING KING!

    LOL!
       Yeah!!!!
      Hehe good one!
 YEEHAW!
   Thanks!

   I LOVE TO GO ON HOLIDAY, IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH JOY
   I SIT AROUND THE PLACE AND CHASE AROUND ALL THE POOL BOYS
   BUT THE CARELESS AIRLINE PUT A DAMPER ON MY TRIP 
   BECAUSE MY BRAND NEW SUITCASE AND MY RUBBER-WEAR WERE RIPPED!

      LOL Sam
    LOL!
       WooHoo!!!!
 LOL!

     STUPID ME I WAITED TILL THE LAST MINUTE TO PACK
     I'VE GOT SO MUCH STUFF I'M GOING TO BREAK MY BACK
     I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT, I REALLY HAVE NO MORE ROOM
     NO WONDER THEY CALL IT THE OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOM!

   OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
   OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOMMMMM!
 OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOOOMM!!!

      Yay very good!
    LOL!
   Bravo!!!
    Wooohoooooo!
       Way to go guys
 *Roaring applause*! LOL!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: JoeIsham, Mochrie, Slatts, ZDean
Scene:   The Santa Claus Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS, I COME AND SHOW MYSELF
 AND FOLKS AROUND THE WORLD CALL ME A HAPPY, JOLLY ELF
 SOME FOLKS CALL ME SANTA, AND SOME CALL ME ST. NICK
 AND IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN KIDS SIT ON MY ... LAP!

    LOL!
  Joe!!!
   Oooohhh!
   ROFL!
 Sorry, I'm in that kinda mood tonight! ;)
    No! Very good! :)
 Haha!

  UP THERE AT THE NORTH POLE, THERE IS A JOLLY MAN
  HIS NAME IS SANTA CLAUS, AND BRINGING TOYS IS HIS PLAN
  HE LOADS UP ALL HIS GOODIES AND PUTS THEM ON HIS SLEIGH
  IT TAKES SO LONG TO DO IT, HE STARTS ON THE CIVIC HOLIDAY!

   LOL!!
 LOL!
 Haha!

   SANTA CLAUS IS COMING DOWN MY CHIMI-NAY
   "HO HO HO HO HO HO HO" IS ALL I HEAR HIM SAY
   HE'S BRINGING MANY GIFTS TO ALL GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS
   BUT TO ALL THE WHOSERS HE'S BRINGING THEM THE STUFFED CLIVE
           ANDERSON TOYS!

   LOL!!
    LOL!
      LOL!
  Woo!! great one!
   Thanx!

    OH I LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE, MY NAME IS SANTA CLAUS
    I SPEND ALL YEAR MAKING PRESENTS AND ALL THE OTHER CHORES
    MAKING DOLLS AND TRUCKS AND COMPUTER GAMES TAKES ALL THE BLOODY
           YEAR
    AND THEN SOME OF THE LITTLE BRATS FORGET TO LEAVE OUT A BEER!

      LOL Dean! T'was good! <------applause from the gallery

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: BSherwood, Maruyama, Mochrie, SFry
Scene:   The Dessert Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 I LOVE TO EAT DESSERTS, I LOVE AN APPLE PIE
 A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OR CHEESECAKE WILL BRING TEARS TO MY EYE
 BUT WHAT I LIKE MOST OF ALL, IT MAKES MY CHEEKS SO ROSY
 IS TO POUR CREAM ALL OVER MYSELF AND HAVE IT LICKED BY JOSIE :)

  Eww....yet, hah! =o)
      Oohhh!
 Sorry emile :)

  I LIKE MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING, CHERRY CHEESECAKE TOO
  BUT I HAD TO LAY OFF WHEN MY ASS AND TUMMY GREW
  BUT NOW I'M NICE AND SKINNY, WHICH ALL OF YOU NOW KNOW
  I MAKE $92 MIL A YEAR AND HOST A HIGH-RATED TALK SHOW

 Hehe
      :)
  LOL =o)

* Maruyama bows

   I LOVE SWEETS AND CANDY FROM ALL AROUND THIS EARTH
   THE HEALTHY AND THE FATT'NING, THEY GIVE ME WARMTH AND MIRTH
   BUT WHEN I WAS IN AFRICA, MY TEETH THEY REALLY HURT
   ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT THE SAHARA DESSERT ;-)

  LOL!! *groan*=o)
  That's great!!
 Ooohh, good pun!
   Sorry! I had to!

      I LOVE TO EAT ICE CREAM, IT REALLY MAKES ME SCREAM
      I FEEL SO GOOEY INSIDE, THAT I JUST CAN'T HIDE
      THAT I WANT TO JUMP UP AND DOWN, JUST LIKE A CLOWN

* SFry is done.

 OK, cool!
  LOL! Yay!
      I can't do it! That's hard!
   Good try Mol!!! :) It just takes practice sweetie! :)
      But I like it!
  100 Points to everyone but Emile, for being so un-punny =o)
      Thanks guys, now I love hoedowns!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Dean, JeffyB, JoeIsham, JonPryce, LoriV
Scene:   The Winter Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

     I HAVE SOME NORTH AMERICAN FRIENDS, THEIR LIVES ARE FULL OF WOE
     THEY KEEP TELLING ME THEY CANT MOVE, THEIR HOMES ARE BLOCKED BY
           SNOW
     AND YET AS THE SUN SHINES ON HERE, I CANT HELP BUT WONDER
     WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU ALL COME AND LIVE DOWN UNDER? :)

 LOL!
 Haha!
 Yay!!!!!!
   That was great Dean!!!
   Yeaaaaaay! 
    LOL!
 Yeeeeeeeeee haw!

   I LIVE HERE IN CANADA, SPECIFICALLY T.O.,
   THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED MUCH, JUST SNOW AND SNOW AND SNOW.
   THE ARMY HAS BEEN CALLED IN, TO CLEAR THIS NASTY STUFF,
   BUT MY NEIGHBOURS DON'T COMPLAIN MUCH, CUZ I SHOVEL IN THE BUFF!!

 LOL!
    Woohoo!
 Yaya!!!
 Haha!
      ROFL!!!!!
   ROFL!
 LOL, but oh my...

 I LIVE IN NORTHERN TEXAS, IT'S REALLY REALLY NICE,
 BUT WHEN IT TURNS ALL WINTRY, WE DON'T GET SNOW, JUST ICE...
 I LIKE THE ICE WHEN IT COVERS JUST THE GRASS,
 BUT BOY, IT'S A BIG PROBLEM WHEN I FALL AND BUST MY... TUSH.

* Joanne thinks there is some kind of joke here about buns in the
  freezer...but she can't quite find it

 LOL!
      LOL!
  Heh heh!
 Joe pulled a Greg!
     LOL Joe!

 I WORK FOR THE ARMY, IT'S FUN DONTCHA KNOW
 WHENEVER WE'RE CALLED IT IT'S TO SHOVEL SNOW
 SO WHEN TORONTO HAD A BLIZZARD, IT WAS US THEY'D SEND
 SO COME AND JOIN THE ARMY, WITH YOU WE'LL HAVE 80 MEN!

     LOL!
 Yay!!
    LOL!
      LOL Dan!
 Haha!
   So true!!!
 Stealing a line, I know :)

    IT'S BEEN SNOWING FOR THREE DAYS, IT REALLY IS A PAIN
    I HAVE TO GO OUT AND SHOVEL AGAIN AND AGAIN
    IT'S REALLY INCONVENIENT, THEY'VE CALLED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD
    WORST OF ALL MY DOGGIE'S LOST IN MY OWN BACKYARD!

 IN... MY... OWN.... BACK.. YARD!

     Awwww! That's kinda sad... sniff.... :)
 Woohoo!!!!!
   Awwww and yaaaaay!
 BUZZ!!!!! And Aww, also.
   Ditto!
      LOL Lori!
   Good job :)

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Cookie, GaryGary, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Valentine's Day Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   I GOT A STRANGE CARD IN THE MAIL JUST TODAY
   IT WAS A VALENTINE, I THOUGHT 'WHAT THE HEY?"
   I THOUGHT HOW LUCKY I WAS TO GET A VALENTINE
   JUST ONE PROBLEM, TWAS MY FLATMATES AND NOT MINE!

   Whew!
   Awwwwwww, LOL!
      LOL!
 Yay!
   LOL!

 VALENTINES COMES ONCE A YEAR, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE DAY
 IN FACT I HATE IT QUITE A LOT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
 IF YOU GIVE ME CANDY, I'LL PROBABLY SEND IT BACK
 THIS DAY REALLY SUCKS SO MUCH I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK!

   LOL!
 :)
 Not that I'm bitter or anything! :)
 Haha!
   LOL Donna!
 And I wouldn't really give chocolate back ;)
   LOL!
    Good for you Donna!
 My roomie and I are calling it Black Sunday :)

 VALENTINE DAY'S HAPPY, A DAY THAT MAKES ME SIGH,
 WHEN COUPLES STARE DEEPLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES.
 BUT LAST YEAR MY GIRLFRIEND REALLY MADE ME CRY,
 CAUSE THAT'S WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE USED TO BE A GUY!

   LOL!
 LOL!!
    LOL!
  Hehe!

 I USED TO LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY, IT NEVER MADE ME SAD
 BUT THIS YEAR I'M AFRAID IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING BUT BAD
 MY WIFE HAS WALKED OUT ON ME, AND SINCE SHE'S LEFT I'VE FOUND
 I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT HER, IT'S LIKE HAVING HER AROUND!

 Haha!
   Awwwwww!
 Hahaha
  Good one!
 You're not bitter either are you? ;)
  And now comes the mush!!
   LOL, I think...

  OH, VALENTINE'S IS A DAY THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS
  TO YOUR SWEETIE YOU SEND CANDY OR A VERY LOVELY ROSE
  TO ALL THOSE SPECIAL LADIES, HAVE A VERY HAPPY DAY
  AND I HOPE THAT MANY SPECIAL THINGS WILL COME YOUR WAY!

  Okay, so I'm a sentimentalist! So sue me!
    Aww!
   Awwww!

 THINGS WILL COME YOUR WAY...

* Toksvig still thinks dying pets would have been funny.
* Mochrie hugs all the special ladies in this room.

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: dfw, EmileJ, HqnDemon, jk, JoeIsham, Marsha
Scene:   The Hoedown Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   WHEN I WATCH MY "WHOSE LINE" TAPE, IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH GLEE
   TO SEE THE GANG PLAY HOEDOWN IS SUCH A TREAT TO ME
   WHEN COLIN TRIES TO FAINT OR RUN, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE
   THOSE GUYS ARE SOMETHING BRILLIANT, THEIR HOEDOWNS HAVE SUCH
           STYLE!

       OH, HOEDOWNS ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUN TO DO
       BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM, IT'S SAD BUT IT'S TRUE
       THE THING ABOUT HOEDOWNS WHICH REALLY IS THE WORST
       IS THAT WE CAN NEVER DECIDE WHO SHOULD GO FIRST

   LOL!
  :)
    LOL!

   I FELT LIKE SINGING A HOEDOWN, JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
   NO MATTER HOW I TRIED, IT DIDN'T COME OUT QUITE RIGHT.

 I ADORE WATCHING HOEDOWNS, THEY'RE AN AMUSING THING
 THEY'RE LOTS OF FUN FOR ALL BUT THOSE WHO HAVE TO SING
 BUT THE PART I LIKE THE BEST, FOR WHICH I'D GLADLY BEG
 IS WHEN I GET TO SEE SOMEONE PULL A COLIN, RYAN OR GREG!

 WHETHER IT IS PLAYED BY RICHARD VRANCH OR LAURA HALL
 I HAVE TO SAY THE MUSIC IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL
 I LOVE THE HOEDOWN MUSIC, IT REALLY IS THE BEST
 IN FACT, I'M DANCING TO IT WITHOUT EVEN BEING DRESSED!

   LOL Julie! LOL Joe!
 LOL, Joe!
      Scary Joe!
   Joe! 
 Haha! :)

      OH I LIKE DOING HOEDOWNS ALTHOUGH I'M NOT THAT GOOD
      I WILL DO THEM ANYWAY LIKE A GOOD WHOSER SHOULD
      I PRACTICE AND I PRACTICE I'M IMROVING YOU SEE
      I DON'T HAVE TO FAINT OR SCREAM LIKE COLIN MOCHRIE

   LOL Donna!
 Very good Joe and Donna :)
 Thank you
 I love these!

   HOEDOWNS CAN CHEER YOU UP, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN
   YOU NEED TO KEEP ON SMILING, THERE IS NO REASON TO FROWN
   IF YOU'RE FEELING DOWN & OUT, JUST GIVE IT A TRY
   OR GO PULL A COLIN AND PRETEND TO DIE!

 LOL Marsha! :)

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Deanogre, dfw, EmileJ, HqnDemon, JoeIsham, 
Scene:   The Ashley and Joanne Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 I KNOW A SWEET PERSON, HER NAME IS ASHLEY COOK
 SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART, WORTH A SECOND LOOK
 THE THING ID GIVE HER FOR CHRISTMAS IF ONLY I COULD
 IS A TIGHTLY WRAPPED PACKAGE FULL OF BRAD SHERWOOD

   Oh, very good, Dean!
     Aw deano! :)

* Asha gives the ogre a kiss on the cheek :)

 Thanks Ash! :)
 That's so sweet, Deano. :-)

   ASHLEY IS A SWEETIE, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT
   SHE IS VERY CLASSY, AND IN EVERY WAY SHE SHOWS IT
   SHE KNOWS HOW TO CHEER US UP, HER FRIENDSHIP I WILL SAVOUR
   SO WHEN SHE'S FEELING BLUE, I'LL GLADLY RETURN THE FAVOUR!

     Aw Emile! :)
   LOL Emile!

* Asha gives Emile a kiss on the cheek too :)

   Thank you sweetie. :)

 THERE ARE TWO LOVELY WHOSERS, THEY'RE CALLED ASHLEY AND JO
 A PAIR OF SWEET, KIND LADIES, TWO OF THE BEST I KNOW
 IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD WHEN I SEE THEM WEAR A FROWN
 AND I HOPE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER BY SINGING A HOEDOWN!

 Very good :)
     Aw julie:)
  That was good Julie...what I could read.

 ASHLEY IS A SWEETIE FROM CHARLOTTE N-C
 AND JO'S FROM PENNSYLVANIA, NOT TOO FAR FROM THE SEA
 WE LIKE TO CHEER THEM UP WHEN THEY'RE IN A BAD MOOD
 AND I BET THEY'RE REALLY GLAD THAT WE DON'T CALL THEM 'DUDE'

      SO HERE'S A LITTLE HOEDOWN FOR ASH AND MAMA JO
      THEY ARE BOTH SO WONDERFUL, TWO OF THE BEST I KNOW
      SO THEY BETTER CHEER UP BEFORE THIS SONG IS THROUGH
      OR I WILL SLAP THEM WITH SOME TROUT TILL THEY ARE BLACK AND BLUE

   Boy, are we a talented bunch of people or WHAT!  We ROCK!
   LOL !
 LOL Donna! :)
     Eek! Now I'm scared donna! ;)

   JOANNE IS OUR RESIDENT WHOSER SPACKLE QUEEN
   SHE'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOUR THE LIKE OF WHICH I'VE NEVER SEEN...

   Ran out of words, eh? LOL!
 I'll finish yours, Emile!

 SO HERE'S TO JOANNE AND IF I MAY BE SO BOLD
 YOU'RE LOOKING REAL GOOD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S SO OLD! :)

  Boooooooooooooooo!!
   Deano! :)
   ROFL Dean!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Deanogre, EmileJ, HqnDemon, MrsHugh, 
Scene:   The Whoser Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   THE WHOSER GIRLS ARE SPECIAL, THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND
   FRIENDS AS GREAT AS THESE ARE VERY, VERY HARD TO FIND
   THEY BRING US JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THEIR SPECIAL WAY
   THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! :)

     Aw shucks! :)
 Awwwwwwwwwwww!
  Once again, Emile compliments the Whoser women and snubs the
           guys!
  That was sweet!
 Aw Nick.
  Dean, I think you're special. :-) I know Emile doesn't! Heh heh.
 As a woman  just kidding ... As a woman, thanks Emile! :-)

 I HAVE AN ONLINE FRIEND, HIS NAME IS DOCTOR NICK
 WHEN I DONT CHAT TO HIM, I START TO FEEL QUITE SICK
 SO I SAY THIS TO NICK, IT IS MY INTENTION
 TO SHARE A DRINK AND A CHAT WITH YOU AT THE WHOSE LINE
           CONVENTION! :)

  Woo hoo! Sounds good to me Deano
   Awwwww!

 WELL JOANNE LIKES TO SPACKLE, AND ASHLEY LIKES TO SWOON
 AND THEY'RE JUST TWO OF THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE IN THIS CHAT ROOM
 I HOPE TO BRING YOU ALL A SMILE WITH MY HOEDOWN VERSE
 GOOD THING YOU CAN'T HEAR ME SINGING, OR YOU'D ONLY FEEL WORSE!

     LOL!!

   DEAN AND MARK AND JOE AND NICK AND THE OTHER WHOSER GUYS
   THEY BRING US CHEER AND HUMOR (AND ARE LADIES IN DISGUISE...j/k!)

     You guys always cheer me up:)
 Haha!
   ROFL!
 Love it, Emile!
   Well, part of one. I couldn't think of the rest!
  Thank god for small favours!
   Oh, Veronica, Dr_Nicole, Betty, Mrs_Tim...etc. :) LOL!
 Ssssssssshhhhhh Emile! :)
 ROTFL, Jo!
   Thanks for the memories......

  OH WE CALL NICK CAPTAIN MEGABYTE,
  BECAUSE HE HE HELPS US WITH THE COMP
  BUT I BET HE WOULD RATHER STOMP
  ON SOME OF US 

  Yeah, maybe on Emile! :-)
  I did a Colin!
   LOL!
 Lovely, Mol!
   You guys are so much fun!
  :)

  EMILE IS THE TAPING SAINT
  HE MIGHT SAY HE AIN'T.....

  Short but sweet.

 I AM SO PROUD TO CALL ALL YOU WHOSERS MY FRIENDS
 I KNOW YOU'LL ALL BE THERE FOR UNTIL THE VERY END
 I HAVE A CRY FOR HELP, HOPE IT WON'T MAKE YOU SICK
 I NEED READERS TO HELP ME WITH MY NEW MYSERY FANFIC!

   Misery fanfic?
 MYSTERY! But it's giving me misery!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, dfw, Dr_Nick, JoeIsham, Meskiman, Mochrie, SFry
Scene:   The Hockey Playoffs Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 OH, EVERY SINGLE WINTER FROM FLORIDA TO B.C.
 THE GAME OF CHOICE IS HOCKEY, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
 IN THE SUMMER ARE THE PLAYOFFS, THE BEST TEAMS WILL RISE UP
 JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO WIN LORD STANLEY'S CUP!

  I'M AN AVERAGE HOCKEY FAN, I WATCH IT ON TV
  "HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA" IS AN EVENT FOR ME
  BUT MY SEASON ENDED EARLY THIS YEAR, AND NOW THERE ARE NO GAMES
  BECAUSE I'M A HABS FAN AND OUR TEAM WAS PRETTY LAME!
           
      YOU ASK IF I'M A HOCKEY FAN I SAY THAT I AM NOT
      AND IF YOU WONDER WHY, DON'T YOU KNOW FLORIDA'S HOT?
      HOCKEY CAN BE FUN TO WATCH BUT MOSTLY I JUST SCOFF
      I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT IT WAS THE PLAYOFFS

  WTG Donna!
     OMG Donna! :)

 THE DALLAS STARS ARE MY TEAM, THEY'RE GOING ALL THE WAY
 THE STARS WILL TRAMPLE BUFFALO SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY
 BUT I'M A NEW HOCKEY FAN , AND I WASN'T AWARE IT
 WAS A *TROPHY* CALLED THE "STANLEY CUP" AND THAT I COULDN'T
           WEAR IT!

 YOU CAN TELL I PLAY HOCKEY FROM LOOKING AT MY TEETH
 I TAKE OFF MY FACEMASK, AND THERE AREN'T ANY BENEATH
 IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, A 60 MILE AN HOUR PUCK
 I TOOK IT IN THE MOUTH, AND SHOUTED..."OH, WHAT ROTTEN LUCK!"

 Haha!
     LOL!

      THE THING THAT I LIKE BEST IS THE MUSIC AT THE GAMES
      WHO ARE THE PLAYERS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES
      I THOUGHT THAT SAILORS EARNED THE STANLEY CUP
      AND WHEN THE PLAYERS START TO FIGHT I ALWAYS YELL "GROW UP!"

  THE PLAYERS IN THOSE HOCKEY GAMES, THEY DO SOME DIRTY TRICKS
  THEY SLAM EACH OTHER ON THE BOARDS, GET BEAT UP WITH THEIR STICKS
  THE PLAYOFF TIME IS JUST AS BAD, IT REALLY IS YOU SEE
  AND THIS YEAR, OL' TORONTO IS THE LATEST CASUALTY!

     OH THE SABRES ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM.  THEY REALLY MAKE ME BEAM.
     WHEN HASHEK MAKES A GOAL.  IT FILLS MY SOUL.
     WE WILL DANCE ON THE CARS WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS. :)

* SFry sucks
* Bremner likes her form... maybe WL should adopt it.

  Dancing on cars? That's my hobby!
     LOL!

 Everybody: "WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS..."
  WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS!!!!
  WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS!

  Yay to you all!!!

  I LIKE PLAYING HOCKEY, I REALLY LOVE TO SKATE
  AND NOW WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS, AND I AM PLAYING GREAT
  I'M IN A FIGHT 'CAUSE THEY ARE MAD THAT I GOT A HAT TRICK
  I'M BEING GRABBED... HEY WATCH IT, THAT IS NOT MY HOCKEY STICK

 Yay Nick!
     Wow, Nick good job

 WHEN DALLAS PLAYS BUFFALO IT'S ALWAYS LOTS OF FUN
 AND ALL THE FANS ON BOTH SIDES HAVE A LOT OF FUN
 THE STARS AND THE SABRES WILL GIVE US LOTS OF THRILLS
 IT'S TOO BAD THE SABRES WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE BILLS!

 Only I could rhyme "fun" and "fun"!
     Ehem!!!! I don't think so Joe :P

 "COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE BILLS!" :)

  I WATCHED THE HOCKEY PLAYOFFS JUST THE OTHER DAY
  AND SOMETHING ELSE DID HAPPEN, MUCH TO MY DISMAY
  THE GAME IT WAS PRE-EMPTED, IT ALMOST MADE ME THAT SICK
  BUT WHEN I SAW IT WAS WHOSE LINE, I CHEERED FOR THAT "HAT TRICK!"

  THE SABRES OF BUFFALO, ARE NOT MY FAVOURITE TEAM
  THAT THEY BEAT TO IN THE PLAYOFFS, JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM
  I WOULDN'T WANT TO TO LOSE, THAT WOULD CAUSE ME LOTS OF GRIEF
  EXCEPT IF THEY WERE PLAYING... CANADIENS VS. LEAFS!

     Hey, stop picking on Buffalo! We'll beat your butts.  :)
  We'll march up and down the Peace Bridge until you proclaim the
           Leafs' superiority!
     :P
 Stars win 4-1! :) :) :) 

* SFry slaps Bremner around a bit with a large trout

  HOCKEY IS A FUNNY SPORT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
  WHY DO THEY BOTHER WITH THOSE STICKS, WHY NOT JUST USE THEIR HANDS
  BUT THEN WHEN I GET THINKING, AND HAVE TIME TO SAVOUR
  IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS SOMEONE BEATS THE SABRES! ;-)

 "SOMEONE BEATS THE SABRES!"

  Hehe, sorry Mol ;-)
     LOL! I don't take offense.
 Because your team has none :)
     Honestly I don't think they'll win. But I wouldn't say it in
           public.
  LOL!!!
     Ehem, Jeff! NEXT!!!
 Just kidding. I don't even watch hockey :)
  Perhaps a new game, or new topic? Or just continue rattling
           Sabres....fans.
     I usually don't watch it either, but since they're in the
           playoffs I thought I would route for them.
  Root! Root! You're not on my root route!
     D'oh, I did a Colin!
 Route route route for the home team!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Aube, Blondie1, Duddy, EmileJ, Gregsgirl, jk
Scene:   The Whoser Hoedown Infestation of March 29, 2000. The gang started
         with Hoedowns celebrating Tracy's birthday, but soon escalated to
         Hoedowns about other Whosers, not only those in IRC that night.

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

      The 28th was Tracy's birthday, folks.
    Awww, happy belated b-day Tracy.
  And I feel *much* older than I am!

* EmileJ gives Tracy a big b-day hug.
* Gregsgirl hugs Tracy "Happy Birthday" :o)

  Awww, thanks..now if a certain *someone* had remembered today, I
            wouldn't be kickin' ass come morning.

* Aube hugs Trace - see the board.
* jk gives Ang a locely Proopsicle.

      Locely?
        *sigh*
    BTW, Here's a belated Birthday hoedown for you Trace....*clears
            throat*

    THERE IS A WHOSER PRESENT, WHO BRIGHTENS UP OUR NIGHTS
    SHE MAKES US HOWL WITH LAUGHTER, SHE NEVER EVER FIGHTS
    OUR TRACY IS SO SPECIAL, SO I PROPOSE A CHEER
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACY, FROM ALL THE WHOSERS HERE!

 Oh no! HD!
      Yay! *applause*
 That was pretty good, LOL! *claps* How do u come up with these
            things Emile?! LOL, good one! :o)
  OMG....Em that was good! :)
    Hoedowns are my strong point. :)

        I HAVE A FAVORITE WHOSER, HER NAME IS TRACY
        I MUST ADMIT, SHE KINDA DRIVES ME CRAZY
        I WISH SHE WASN'T MARRIED, I WISH THAT SHE WAS HERE
        I WISH SHE'D WEAR SOME WHIPPED CREAM WHILE I NIBBLED ON HER EAR

  Oh boy.....*g*
 LOL! Now you're in trouble, LOL! *g*
    Jeff!
  LOL!!!
      ROFL!
        OK, so I'm no Emile either! :) 

      I KNOW A WHOSER, TRACY, SHE REALLY IS QUITE FUN
      SHE LISTENS TO MY RANTING AND IS VERY HARD TO STUN
      SHE'S ON THE CON COMMITTEE, AND NOW I HAVE TO SAY
      THAT SHE WAS FAR TOO CHICKEN TO MENTION HER BIRTHDAY!

 LOL! Mention her birthday!
  LOL!

        I'VE *ANOTHER* FAVORITE WHOSER, HER NAME IS NATTIE...
        EVERYONE KNOWS HOW SHE DRIVES ME BATTY 
        I HOPE TO SEE HER SOON, AT THE CON I SUPPOSE... 
        UNTIL THEN I'LL JUST CAUSE HER TO BLOW COFFEE OUT HER NOSE!

      LOL!
 LOL! Don't look at me! LOL! I ain't doin' no Hoedown! *g* (Ryan
            has inhabited me! *gasp* lol *g*)
      Are you logging this, Em?
    And now, my Natalie hoedown....

    NATALIE'S THE WHOSER QUEEN OF THE PSEUDONYM
    SHE'S CHANGING HER HANDLE ALMOST ALWAYS ON A WHIM
    FROM AUBERON TO D'AVRANCHES AND MANY IN BETWEEN
    SHE IS ONE OF THE LOVELIEST GIRLS I'VE EVER SEEN!

 Aww, LOL! *clap*
      *smile*

* Aube hugs her fave Ex.
* EmileJ returns the hug.

        I'VE *ANOTHER* FAVORITE WHOSER, HER HANDLE IS GREGSGIRL...
        IF ONLY SHE WERE OLDER, I'D GIVE HER QUITE A WHIRL...

 Oh no...here we go! :oP LOL! "Help Me!" LOL!
  Nope, you're on your own...good hoedown btw Em:)
 Fine! :oP LOL! *g*
  LOL!

        SHE LAUGHS AT ANYTHING, SHE'S EASILY TICKLED...
        JUST DON'T TRY TO HAND HER A LOVELY POOPSICLE!

 LOL!
  ROTFL!!!!!
 Hahaha *g*
 Any1 game enuf to an Emile HD?... *g*


        I'VE ANOTHER FAVORITE WHOSER, HIS NAME IS EMILE...
        HE'S A GUY... 

  THERE ONCE WAS A WHOSER, WHOSE NAME IS EMILE
  HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY, HE DOES A HOEDOWN SO REAL
  HE'S THE BEST TO HAVE AS A FRIEND, HE IS SO SINCERE...
  Damn......I'm losing it here! :)

 Aww neva mind Tracy, LOL!
        Tracy... that rhymed!
 Awesome one Jeff! LOL!
  Never have I claimed to be able to do a Hoedown! :)

    JEFF IS ONE OF THE COOLEST OF THE WHOSER GUYS
    HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE US LAUGH (AND DO GREAT THINGS WITH PIES)
    HIS LAST NAME'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE, I'VE TRIED IT ALL I CAN
    AND IT'S PROBABLY THE REASON HE'S BECOME THE TYPO MAN!

 LOL Emile! *g*
        Hehe, thanks Emile! :)

* Duddy (matthew@62.136.89.98) has joined #WLIIA

 Hey Matt! :o)
     Mornin' all! :)
  Hiya Matt! :)
      Yo Matt!
     Greetings to Tracy, Jeff, Ang, Emile and Nat!

      EMILE AND I WERE MARRIED ONCE, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS
      BUT THOUGH WE'VE SPLIT WE GET ON GREAT, AND I THINK IT SHOWS
      HE'S MY VERY FAVOURITE EX, AND WILL BE 'TIL THE END
      BECAUSE HE ISN'T JUST MY EX, HE'S ALSO A GREAT FRIEND!

      Em, ya like my HD for you?
    Awww, nice HD Nat! *hug*

    ANGIE'S A NEW ZEALANDER, FROM FAR ACROSS THE OCEAN
    SHE'S FUNNY AND SHE'S WITTY, ALWAYS CAUSING A COMMOTION
    NATTIE LIKES TO CALL HER SLAG, AND I ALWAYS, ALWAYS LAUGH
    SHE'S DEFINITELY A SWEETIE, SHE'S A WHOSER AND A HALF!

 Aww, LOL, thanks Emile! :o)

        NOW HERE'S A COOL WHOSER GUY, HIS NAME IS MATT
        THE GOOD OLD UK IS WHERE HE IS AT...
        THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT HIM I FIND REALLY FINE....

     Shall I go now? :)
 No! LOL, stay put! *g*

* Blondie1 pins Matt down..you'll listen and you'll like it! :)
* Duddy has never had it so good ;)

 LOL!
  LOL!
 U use safety pins?... *g*
     Here it comes...

        IT'S NICE TO HAVE A GUY HERE WHOSE HAIR'S LONGER THAN MINE!

  LOL!
     *phew*

    MATT'S THE U.K. WHOSER WITH A DIRTY, DIRTY MIND
    THE INNUENDO HE CAN SPIN CAN ALMOST MAKE YOU BLIND
    HE CAN MAKE US ROAR WITH LAUGHTER, AND THIS AIN'T JUST FLATTERY
    I SWEAR HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR TONY SLATTERY!

 LOL!!
  LOL, yay!
     You have found my alter ego! :)

      MATT IS FROM H*LL, WHICH IS CLOSE TO THE H*MBER
      IF HE WERE FROM CANADA, HE'D BE JACKING LUMBER
      INSTEAD HE'S ON THE RADIO AND TO INTRODUCE THE BANDS
      AND YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS THINKING OF HOW TO USE HIS *CENSORED*

 LOL Nattie!

     EMILE IS CANUCK, WE KNOW HIM OH SO WELL
     THE MOMENT HE COMES ONLINE, OUR PRIDE AS ONE DOES SWELL
     HE WORKS IN A CASINO, BUT HE DON'T GIVE NO LIPS
     CAUSE IF HE DID WE'RE CERTAIN HE WILL HAVE HAD HIS CHIPS!

     That's the best I can do pre-bedtime :)

        AND NOW LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE WHOSERS WHO HAVE SINCE DEPARTED
        LIKE LORI, BROOKE, AND ALL OF THOSE WHO LEFT BEFORE WE STARTED 
        THE ASHLEYS AND THE TASHIAS AND THE MARSHAS AND THE LOT...
        LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE RONALDOS...ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S NOT! 

 LOL!

      I REALLY DO MISS TASHIA, SHE WAS THE TAPING SAINT
      SHE NEVER WAS A SWOONER, SHE NEVER ONCE DID FAINT
      SHE WRITES VERY STYLISHLY IN SPANISH AND IN FRENCH
      AND WE ALL KNOW SHE WOULD LIKE TO GET PAUL M. ON A PARK BENCH!

 LOL, good one Nat! :o)

    WELL, MY NAME IS EMILE, AS YOU'RE PROBABLY AWARE
    I'M LANKY AND I'M GEEKY, BUT A WHOSER TO BE FAIR
    THE FURIES TRY TO CORRUPT ME, HAS THEIR ENERGY BEEN SPENT?
    BUT I THINK THAT IT'S BEEN WORKING, I'M NOT QUITE SO INNOCENT!

      Are we hd'ing ourselves now?
 LOL Emile!

     YOUNG JEFFREY IS UNCOMPROMISING IN WHO HE LIKES AND NOT
     HE'LL TELL YOU WHO'S GOOD ON TV AND WHO'S A LOAD OF ROT
     I'M GOING TO HYPNOTISE HIM, AND LET HIM TAKE THE WRATH
     CAUSE WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, HE'LL SUDDENLY LIKE GEORGE MCGRATH!

 Ew! George McGrath! :oP LOL!
    LOL Matt! You cruel, cruel bastard! ;-) (j/k of course!)
     Emile - that's the biggest compliment I've ever been paid! :)
    LOLOL!!!!!
        "YOUNG", Matt? Thank ye! :)
     Jeff - the pleasure was all mine....I think. :)

  MATT IS A WHOSER, HE REALLY IS A CHARM
  HE ENJOYS A GOOD FLIRT, BUT REALLY MEANS NO HARM
  HE REALLY IS A JOY TO HAVE AS A FRIEND
  AND I'M GLAD TO SEE HE'S A WHOSER RIGHT 'TIL THE END!

 LOL!
  So I'm behind..getting sleepy! :)
     Thanks Trace *xxxxx*
  NP darlin'! :)

      WELL, MY NAME IS NATALIE, BUT I NEVER GO BY THAT
      I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS HAT
      I HAVE A REPUTATION, I'M PART OF WHOSER LORE
      AFTER ALL, WHO ELSE WILL ADMIT TO BEING THE LOSER WHORE?

     LOL!
  OMG..LOL!
 Aww, LOL!
      *giggle*

* Aube apologises for her last hoedown, but come on, the pun was so
  inviting... :)

  MY NAME IS TRACY, AND PROUD TO BE WHOSER
  IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS MY HONEY THINKS I'M A LOSER
  BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FRIENDS THAT I DO
  SO TO ALL THE WHOSERS, THIS IS FOR YOU!

 Aww, LOL! :o)
  That was sentimental.  Must be time for sleep soon. :)

    THE WHOSERS ARE A BIG, BIG BUNCH OF VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE
    WE SHARE EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, WE LAUGH, SOMETIMES WE WEEP-LE
    WE PLAY THE GAMES THAT MAKE WHOSE LINE OUR VERY FAVOURITE SHOW
    I NEVER THOUGHT SO MANY WONDERFUL FRIENDS I'D GET TO KNOW.

      Weep-le, Em? :)
        Weep-le?
  Awww...weeple?
     Weep-le??? Since when has Steve Frost been online?? :)
 LOL!
    Sosueme! I needed a rhyme, dammit!
 LOL!
  LOL!
        Kind of a stretch there, dontch athink! :)
    I athink Jeff!

* Aube is glad she's not drinking any coffee at the mo!

        Well, it's as good as "grouse-ing" :)
  So are we Nattie:)

     SAMANTHA IS THE WHOSER WHOSE SARCASM FLOWS ALONG
     SHE WON'T TAKE ANY PRISONERS IF SHE THINKS SOMEONE IS WRONG
     BUT HER MAIN ROLE IN LIFE, AS NIALL ONCE FAMOUSLY SAID
     IS TO PROVE TO US ONCE AND FOR ALL SHE IS A NATURAL REDHEAD

    THE HOEDOWNS OF WHOSE LINE HAVE BECOME AN INSTITUTION
    WE ALWAYS WAIT WITH BATED BREATH FOR RYAN'S RESOLUTION
    SOMETIMES HE MAKES IT BRILLIANT, BUT SOMETIMES HE CAN FLOP
    CAUSE COLIN'S WAY-OUT HOEDOWNS ARE SOMETIMES HARD TO TOP!

 Yes! LOL!
 LOL Emile! :o) His HD last nite made no sense! LOL!
     Everybody who writes a hoedown gets a free bowl of jello...
 Fabulous!
        Fabukous!
 LOL, we're gonna remember that line for awhile aren't we! *g*
            LOL Jeff!
     FabuKous? LOL!

      LET'S NOT FORGET DEAR JESSIE, WHO ALSO GOES BY LOA
      SHE IS MY GAELIC SISTER, AND SHE WEARS A FEATHER BOA
      WE ONCE DID TRY TO TANGO, AND BOTH FELL ON THE GROUND
      "NEVER TANGO ON A THROWRUG" IS THE MORAL THAT WE FOUND

 LOL Nat! :o)
  LOL!
    I wonder how I should arrange this, should I put each hoedown
            sorted by subject or should I just leave them in as they come.
      Em: just call it the mega hoedowning session of march 28/29!
  Yay, good date Nattie:)
      *g*
    Good plan! "I remember the big Hoedown infestation of March 29,
            2000."
  And it's certainly a date I cannot forget..I like that! :) Oh
            gee, Gram's bday now...she's 95! :)

     EMILE IS A TOP BLOKE, HE HAS EVERYONE AS A PAL
     HE IS OFTEN PEACEMAKER ON SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL
     BUT HE'S ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME, FOR TIME THAT GOES SO LONG
     FOR WHEN I SET A QUIZ, HE NEVER GETS ONE WRONG

 Aww, Happy Birthday Tracy's Gram! :o)
      Happy birthday, trace's gran!
  Yay....*applause*
 LOL, true! *g*

        IT'S TRACY'S GRAN'S BIRTHDAY, OH HAPPY HAPPY DAY
        OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNY, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY...

 LOL!
  LOL!
      Cute. Dancebreak?

        IT'S HIGHLY UNORIGINAL, BUT IT'S HOW I FEEL...
        AND IT'S BETTER THAN "WHY DOES YOUR BATHWATER LOOK LIKE OATMEAL?"

     LOL, you haven't quite got the hang of this, have you Jeff? :)
 LOL!
  LOL, it was still nice Jeff, thank you! :)
    Hehe!

* EmileJ changes topic to 'I remember that there Hoedown Infestation of
  March 29, Two ought zero zero...'

      *giggle*
 LOL!
  LOL!
 Two ought?...
    Old geezer talk. ;-)
      Ought is another word for zero, unless he means nought.
 That's what I was thinking...

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: D_Siegel, GregP, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Star Wars Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

  I GOT MY STAR WARS FILM JUST THE OTHER DAY
  WHEN I FINALLY SAW GREG I THOUGHT I'D FADE AWAY
  SEEING THE FILM AGAIN BROUGHT ME LOTS OF MEMORIES
  LIKE WHEN I LEFT THE THEATRE AND HAD FORGOTTEN MY KEYS!

     THE OTHER DAY I PURCHASED THE STAR WARS PODRACE GAME
     IT'S DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS, AND YET IT'S QUITE THE SAME
     I CAN RACE ON ANY COURSE, I GET FREEDOM OF CHOICE
     BUT THE PART I LIKE THE BEST IS THE ANNOUNCER'S VOICE!

 LOL, woohoo! *claps*
     That's all true, BTW! :-)

  MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS STAR WARS AS A KID
  I'D SEE IT EACH DAY WITH MY FRIENDS, YES INDEED I DID
  BUT EACH TIME LEIA CAME ON SCREEN, MY FRIENDS WOULD GO "OH NO..."
  'CAUSE RIGHT THERE IN THE THEATER, I'D DO A "HAN SOLO"! 

    Jeff!!!
     Ewwwwww! And yet so very WL!
 Ew, LOL!

   I WENT OUT TO SEE STAR WARS AT THE MOVIES YESTERDAY
   FOR THE SNACKS AND THE ADMISSION, MANY DOLLARS I MUST PAY
   I LOVED ALL THE CHARACTERS, FROM LEIA TO CHEWBACCA
   BUT THE USHER TOSSED ME OUT WHEN I TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO!

   Alright, not the most inspired verse...
 LOL! *g*
     But it was cool! :-)

  "TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO...."
     "TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO...."

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, ChipEsten, D_Siegel, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Lifeguard Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

   I SIT ON VENICE BEACH, YOUNG, CUTE AND SO BULKED UP
   BECAUSE LIFEGUARDING HAS BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A LITTLE PUP
   I HAD A RESCUE JUST LAST NIGHT, I ONLY SAID "OH NO!"
   BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED CPR, JUST RUNNING IN SLO-MO!

   Hehe, cute.

 I AM A HANDSONE LIFEGUARD, THE GIRLS ALL FLOCK TO ME
 THEY PRETEND THAT THEY ARE DROWNING SO I RESCUE THEM YOU SEE
 THEN AS I START THE CPR AFTER GETTING THEM OFF THE BOAT
 THEY SUDDENLY WAKE UP AND PUT THEIR TONGUES RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT!

 *Dance break!*

  SHARLA IS MY FRIEND WHO LIFEGAURDS AT THE POOL
  AND AS ALL MY FRIENDS SHE IS WAY COOL!
  BUT INSTEAD OF DOING HER JOB SHE TRIES TO PICK UP GUYS
  AND ABOUT HOW MANY SHE GETS, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIES! =)

  OH, LAST WEEK I WENT SWIMMING ON A SOUTH TEXAS BEACH
  I WAS RESCUED BY A LIFEGUARD WHO'S AS CUTE AS A PEACH
  WHEN I RECOVERED, I ASKED WHO SHE COULD BE
  AND THAT'S WHEN SHE ANSWERED "PAMELA ANDERSON LEE"!

 *saw that one a mile off* :)
  Dream on, Joe :)
  You wish!

  LAST SUMMER AS A LIFEGUARD, I GOT IN QUITE A MESS
  WAY OUT THERE I SPIED A LOVELY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
  SHE HAD A LOVELY FIGURE, EYES OF BLUE AND HAIR OF BROWN
  AND AS I WAS TRANSFIXED BY HER GREAT BEAUTY... SHE DROWNED

 LOL!
   LOL!!
   LOL Jeff!
  Haha!
  LOL!!
 Heartless, cruel, vicious, unwarranted - funny!

   I WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN NOT TOO LONG AGO
   BUT WHEN I STARTED DROWNING, THE LIFEGUARD SAID "OH NO!"
   HE DOVE INTO THE WATER, AND WHEN HE WAS WITHIN REACH
   HE PUSHED ME EVEN FURTHER OUT, OH WHAT A STUPID BEACH!

   WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!
 WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!!!!
  WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!
  WHAT A STUPID BEACH!
  WHAT A STUPID BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!!

   Yee-haw!
 Wahey!!
   Yippee!
 Enjoyed that! :)
  Emile is still the hoedown king :)
   Yours topped mine though Jeff!
  Nah, yours was better.
   Jeff's was great!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: armadillo, CMoose, LizZard, othergreg
Scene:   The Cereal Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 I JUST LOVE THE BREAKFAST TIME WITH ALL THE FOOD I TAKES
 I JUST ADORE EATING FROSTED FLAKES
 BUT WHEN I HAVE THE DESPARATE URGE AND WHEN I THINK I CAN,
 I GET A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS AND TOUCH THAT LEPRACHAUN

   I TAKE BONG HITS, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
   I TAKE THEM WITHOUT WARNING
   THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO CAUSE ANY ALARMS
   NOW I KNOW WHY THEY'RE MAGICAL LUCKY CHARMS

    I READ THE POLICE REPORTS AND IT MADE ME SHAKE
    A GUY'S BEEN GOING AROUND KILLING CORNFLAKES
    IT WAS A SHOCKER, OH YES IT WAS A CHILLER
    I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE BY THE NAME 'CEREAL KILLER'

 LOL!

 I HAVE A CEREAL THAT IS QUITE NEW
 I'M SURE IF YOU TRIED IT, YOU'D LIKE IT TOO
 MY CEREAL COMES FROM AFRICA, AS DOES ALL MY STUFFS
 BOY, I SURE LOVE EATING COCOA PUFFS!

    EATING COCOA PUFFS!
 EATING COCOA PUFFS!
   EATING COCO PUFFS!
 EATING COCOA PUFFS!

* CMoose hits his buzzer.
* othergreg makes desparate lunge for buzzer

   I saw the cereal killer thing coming!
 AAAAAH!
   I took the proops approach. Drug related.
    I had to use the old joke, the cereal killer
 Sexual innuendo isn't always a bad thing...

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Armadillo, EmileJ, Matt-W
Scene:   The Hell Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

 I ONCE TOOK A TOUR THROUGH HELL, IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE
 THE TOUR BUS WAS QUITE CLEAN AND THE FOOD HAD JUST ENOUGH SPICE
 BUT AS I LOWERED INTO THE ABYSS, I SAW WHAT WAS CAUSING TENSION
 ALL THESE YEARS, HELL WAS A REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!

* Armadillo nudges Em

    I KNOW OF A FUN, OLD PLACE, IT REALLY IS QUITE SWELL
    MY BEST CHUM LUCIFER LIVES THERE, THE PLACE IS KNOWN AS HELL
    THERE'S FIRE AND THERE'S BRIMSTONE EVERY NIGHT AND NOON AND MORNY
    AND IT'S GREAT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH SOMEONE WHO'S THAT HORNY

 lol!
    *bows* I haven't lost my touch!

    WELCOME TO HELL, THE PIT OF MISERY
    WHERE KILLERS, CROOKS, AND SINNERS DIE IN AGONY
    RIGHT NOW IT'S KIND OF FROSTY, BUT IT'S COLD FOR A REASON
    DHARMA AND GREG JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER SEASON

 LOL!
 FOR ANOTHER SEASOOOOONN!

    Hehe! I can't believe that show surived the last few seasons
            too..
 That game was a huge hit.

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