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WLIIA Chat Games
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LET'S MAKE A DATE
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Game: Let's Make A Date
Players: Dean is the contestant, EstenC - cable guy, Merts - a vampire,
Schroeder - Dean's nose, She-Ryan - Dean's father, Toksvig - Ernest
Hemingway
DATE NUMBER 1, HOW WOULD YOU PAMPER ME?
WELL, I'D PROBABLY TAKE YOU BACK TO MY PLACE AND WE COULD WATCH
A ROMANTIC MOVIE.. OR A COMEDY... OR A SPORTS MATCH...
DATE NUMBER 2, IM AT HEART VERY SHY, TELL ME HOW U WOULD WIN MY
CONFIDENCE?
I WOULD TELL YOU THAT YOU WERE VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND KISS YOU A
LOT, ESPECIALLY ON THE NECK
SOUNDS NICE
DATE NUMBER 3, I LIKE A SPORTY DATE, DO U LIKE SPORTS?
ANYTHING BUT BOXING...
HORSE RACING IS PRETTY GOOD TOO...
DATE NUMBER 4, IF U MET A BEGGAR IN THE STREET, WOULD YOU GIVE
HIM CASH?
DEAN JOHN BEDFORD! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS!? IS
THIS BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BUY YOU THAT ANATOMICALLY CORRECT MY
LITTLE PONY? WOULD I GIVE A BEGGAR CASH? YOU KNOW ME A LITTLE
BETTER THAN THAT.....MY BOY, I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO
SOMEONE...
LOL
Worth the wait!
Worth the wait, Ashley.
Thanks guys! :)
DATE NUMBER 5, TELL ME ABOUT THE MOVIE THAT ALWAYS MAKES U CRY...
I NEVER CRY. MEN DON'T CRY. BUT, "THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA"
MOVES ME.
INTERESTING. DATE NUMBER 1, TELL ME WHO IN HISTORY YOU WOULD
MOST LIKE TO MEET.
WELL THERE WAS AN INTERESTING MOVIE ON CHANNEL 73 THE OTHER
NIGHT ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THAT LOOKED INTERESTING. OR THE
DOCUMENTARY ON CHANNEL 42 ABOUT ATTILA THE HUN, MADE HIM SOUND
LIKE A FUN GUY.
DATE NUMBER 2 WHERE WD U TAKE ME FOR A ROMANTIC TIME?
MY FAVOURITE PLACE IS THE FUNERAL PARLOUR DOWN THE STREET...AT
NIGHT -- JUST DON'T TAKE ME TO ANY ITALIAN RESTAURANTS
DATE NUMBER 3, I FIND SHARING A DESSERT VERY ROMANTIC. WHAT DO
U FIND ROMANTIC?
WELL, I JUST LOVE IT WHEN U TRIM HAIRS... WHAT REALLY GETS ME
HOT IS WHEN U STICK YOUR FINGER UP ME... (so sorry)
DATE NUMBER 4, TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST BOOK U READ?
LISTEN, I DID NOT SPEND 25,000 FREAKING DOLLARS ON PRIVATE
SCHOOLS SO THAT YOU COULD COME OUT HERE LIKE A DAMN IDIOT CHILD
AND ASK ME, OF ALL PEOPLE, ABOUT THE LAST BOOK I READ! I'M
CALLING DR. SMITH ON MONDAY....
YOU'RE A FEISTY LITTLE THING AINT YA
DATE NUMBER 5, I ALWAYS THINK U CAN TELL A LOT ABT SOMEONE BY
THEIR HOME, TELL ME ABT YR HOME
IT'S SMALL. HOT. THE BULLS RUN BY IT EVERY SPRING. I LEAP FROM
THE WINDOW. JOIN IN THE RUNNING. THE RUNNING. THE SUN ALSO RISES
BEHIND IT.
DATE NUMBER 1 IS A TV ADDICT!
DATE NUMBER 2 IS A VAMPIRE!
Very good!
Well, yes Dean, but what's his quirk tonight.
What was Mark exactly?
Cable guy.
To me, a cable guy is the guy who installs your cable. I guess
that wasn't what the movie was, though...
DATE NUMBER 3 IS JUST KIRK PLAYING HIMSELF...
OK, KIRK IS A HORSE?
EW! No!
HE'S A ... I GIVE UP!
That makes his comment so wrong.....
Oh -- it wasn't THAT gross, Dean.
What can you see as "plain as"?
Yeah, it's as plain as...the ____ on your face (?)
HES A DOG?
WHAT?!
I figure u'd stick your finger up your NOSE all the time.
ROTFL!
You have a dog on your face?
As plain as the dog on your face.........
HE'S A NOSE?????
I'm your nose! Sick minds in here people... sick sick minds...
A new proverb is born!
Sorry was scrolling back to reread Kirks comments...
Missed the face clue at first
* CliveMode gives Dean tons o' points for having a strange physiognomy.
DATE NUMBER 4 IS MY MOTHER
SO CLOSE!
Change genders.
NOT MY MOTHER? FATHER? SORRY IT SEEMED FEMININE TO ME!
DATE NUMBER 5 IS A HERMIT? A CAVEMAN? A COWBOY?
Ernest Hemingway.
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Game: Let's Make A Date
Players: PeterCook is the contestant, Colin - Ashley, Merts - An airline
stewardess who thinks the plane is going down, She-Ryan - A nun,
Toksvig - A cannibal
DATE NUMBER ONE, WHERE WOULD U TAKE ME FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING?
WELL, I'D TAKE YOU OUT TO WAYNE GRETZKY'S ON TORONTO WHERE WE'D
MEET UP WITH COLIN ::SWOON::
HAHA I THINK I KNOW ALREADY!
DATE NUMBER 2, IF YOU HAD ME AT HOME FOR DINNER, WHAT FOOD WOULD
U SERVE?
PROBABLY SOME UNDERCOOKED, TASTELESS PIECE OF MEAT AND MAYBE A
PACKAGE OF PEANUTS - BUT I DON'T KNOW IF WE'LL MAKE IT HOME
HMMM, OK, DATE NUMBER 3, WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR YOU TO GUARANTEE A
HOT EVENING?
Oooo, I'd like to hear this one.
We're waiting, Ash.
But with Ashley, it's always worth the wait!
* Toksvig is just sooo impatient.
WELL, I'M IN THE "HABIT" OF BEING HOT, SEEING AS I HAVE MANY
LAYERS OF CLOTHES. AND I'M WELL COVERED UP, MY GENITALS BEING
HIDDEN BENEATH LOTS OF BLACK ClOTH. PLUS I SLEEP WITH 100 OTHER
WOMEN, SO THEY'LL BE NO HANKY PANKY WITH ME, NO SIR! BLESS YOU
MY SON.
DATE NUMBER 4, I CRIED AT OLD YELLER! WAHT MOVIES MAKE YOU CRY?
LORD OF THE FLIES.
DATE NUMBER 1, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM DATE?
WELL, HE'S TALL, CANADIAN, EVER SO SLIGHTLY BALD (WHICH ONLY MAKE
HIM A TRILLION TIMES SEXIER) AND HE DOES A KILLER DINOSAUR
::SWOON::
DATE NUMBER 2, I THINK U CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE FROM WHERE
THEY LIVE, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOME?
I DON'T HAVE A HOME, I SPEND ALL MY TIME UP HERE, BUT I THINK YOU
SHOULD REALLY PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON NOW.
DATE NUMBER 3, TELL ME ABOUT THE MUSIC THAT BRINGS BACK THE BEST
MEMORIES FOR YOU?
WELL, I ENJOYED THE SOUND TRACK TO "SISTER ACT" AND I'M QUITE
FOND OF GREGORIAN CHANTS.
DATE NUMBER 4, TELL ME WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEND A WEEK ON A
DESERT ISLAND WITH MOST IN THE WORLD
PROBABLY SOMEONE, ER, LARGE. MIKE MCSHANE. SOMEONE WHO WILL LAST
MORE THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
DATE NUMBER 1, TELL ME ABOUT YR HOBBIES
WELL, LIKE ASTRONOMY, BALDING CANADIAN MEN, CHATTING ONLINE,
HAVING SEX WITH TONY SLATTERY AND WATCHING WHOSE LINE
DATE NUMBER 2, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD PICK U
BECAUSE I'M YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL!
DATE NUMBER 3, IF U WERE AN ANIMAL WHICH ANIMAL WOULD U BE?
WELL, OF COURSE I COULD NOT BE AN ANIMAL, THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS
YOU SEE. (that's not my thought, a guy I work with actually said
that!)
OK DATE 4, WHEN U DIE, WHAT WILL THEY WRITE ON YR EPITAPH?
LESS FILLING, TASTES GREAT.
DATE NUMBER 1 IS ASHLEY
DATE NUMBER 2 IS MY GUARDIAN ANGEL
Yup!! ::SWOON:: what gave it away?
DATE NUMBER 3 IS A NUN
DATE NUMBER 4 IS A CANNIBAL
DATE NUMBER 2 HMMMM
DATE NUMBER 2 IS A BIRD?
Don't you like her lovely uniform and ghastly make-up, Dean?
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Game: Let's Make A Date
Players: BhanaCont is the contestant, Ashdown - The Easter Bunny,
Dr_Nick - Jerry Seinfeld, Mochrie - Thinks he's on a game show,
PeteCook - Football player, SpudGirl - A call girl
OKAY.... WHERE DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ME ON OUR DATE?
WELL, I'D TAKE YOU TO A LARGE GRASSY FIELD WHERE WE COULD FROLIC
BEFORE WE GO TO WORK!
WORK??? OKAY... BACHELOR #2, HOW FAR TO YOU EXPECT TO GO ON A
FIRST DATE?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A FIRST DATE? I MEAN, ISN'T THE FIRST DATE
JANUARY 1, 0000? I MEAN REALLY. AND ISN'T A DATE JUST A FRUIT
ANYWAY? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
LOL Nick!
Heh!
Good Nick! :)
Thanks! :-)
OKAY........BACHELOR #3, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO SHOW ME A GOOD
TIME?
WELL, I'D TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHER PEOPLE,
AND A MAN IN A BAD SUIT HOLDING A MICROPHONE.
ALRIGHTEE! BACHELOR #4, IF I WAS SOUP, WHAT WOULD YOU DUNK IN ME?
MY HELMET, OR MAYBE A SHOULDER PAD?
Good questions Siobhan!
I've pirated them from the show :)
Heh heh!
LOL... ALRIGHT.... UM... BACHELOR #5... JUST WOO ME, WOO ME
PLEASE!!! :)
YOU GOT THE GREEN, HONEY, I GOT THE STEAM.
WHAT??????
Woo-hoo!
LOL!
Ha ha ha!
Haha!
OKAY....
IF YOU DON'T WANT BACHELOR #5, I'LL TAKE HER!
LOL!
BACHELOR #1... UMMM... OKAY, YOU WOO ME TOO, PLEASE! :)
COME ON BABY, STUFF MY FLUFF!!
WHAT IN THE HELL??????
LOL!!
ROTFL!!!
Hehehe! That's horrible!
Oh that's so bad!!
LOL!
Shame shame! :)
BACHELOR #2... IF YOU HAD 2 DAYS TO LIVE, HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
WELL I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T SPEND IT DOING THINGS LIKE SHOPPING OR
LAUNDRY, THAT'S FOR SURE. SPEAKING OF LAUNDRY, YOU EVER SEE
THOSE TIDE COMMERCIALS WHERE IT SHOWS HOW IT REMOVES STAINS LIKE
GRASS OR BLOOD. BUDDY, IF YOU'VE GOT THAT MUCH BLOOD ON YOUR
SHIRT, MAYBE LAUNDRY ISN'T YOUR FIRST CONCERN.
ROTFL!
LOL!
LOL!
Haha! Too much!
UMMM... OKAY! BACHELOR #3, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON A MILLION
DOLLARS?
WELL, SPENDING IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH FUN AS EARNING IT MYSELF!
COULD I BUY A VOWEL, PLEASE?
Heh heh heh!
ALRIGHTEE!!! BACHELOR #4, WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE
EVER DONE FOR A LADY?
WELL ONCE I PICKED UP A CHEERLEADER AND TOLD HER SHE HAD GREAT
POM-POMS. THEN THINGS GOT HOT I CAN TELL YOU! HOO BOY!
LOL!
LOL!
Ewwww!
ROTFL!!
LOL... ALRIGHT... BACHELOR #5, WHERE DO YOU PICTURE YOURSELF IN
10 YEARS?
ONE HOT DAME!
SHUT UP! :-P
OOOH, HONEY, IF YOU PUT ME UP IN A NICE APARTMENT, BUT MY FURS,
PAY MY UTILITIES, I CAN STILL BE ALL YOURS...BE MY RICHARD GERE,
SWEET THING!
Hehe...hint hint!
OK, guess time Siobhan!
ALRIGHT! BACHELOR #2 IS JERRY SEINFELD?
Yay!
Wow!
Woohoo!
Great!!
BACHELOR #3 IS A GAME SHOW (WHEEL OF FORTUNE?) CONTESTANT? MAYBE?
Yup!!
Woohoo again!
Good one!
Way to go!
BACHELOR #4 IS A FOOTBALL PLAYER?
Hehe!
Great!
*applause*
Woohoo again!
BACHELOR #5 IS A HOOKER?
Sha-wing!
That would be me! Heh heh heh!
Yeah, but what is she pretending to be?
Amazing!
Oh Nick!
BACHELOR #1 IS... I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE!!!
Stuff my fluff! Come on!!!
Ooohh! Or OoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooohh!!!
TONY?
I love stuff my fluff!
You'll feel like a bunny when u hear
Get the yolk, bhana?
Hahaha!
EASTER BUNNY???
Yes!
Yay!
Wahoo!!
Yep!
YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Game: Let's Make A Date
Players: Mochrie is the contestant, EstenC - A bad Shakespearean actor,
JLawrence - a drill sergeant, JonPryce - Death taking Mochrie to
Hades, MrsTony - Tony making a return to WLiiA?, Sharilyn - Ginger
Spice, Stiles - A golf pro
HI THERE, BACHELOR NUMBER ONE. I HEART FOOD! DESCRIBE FOR ME THE
PLACE YOU'D TAKE ME FOR DINNER!
I WOULD TAKE THEE TO A PLACE OF CHICKEN DINNERS.
OH, THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC! BACHELOR NUMBER TWO! SAME QUESTION.
WELL I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT IN 15 MINUTES, THEN MOVE, MOVE,
MOVE!!!!!!!!
Hehehe!
Haha!
*giggle*
BACHELOR NUMBER THREE. I LOVE WORLD TRAVEL! WHERE IS THE MOST
EXCITING SPOT WE COULD GO?
MOST EXCITING SPOT? WELL, AFTER YOUR CROSS THE RIVER, I'M AFRAID
IT'S MOSTLY ROCK AND MIST. OH, AND BY THE WAY, TELL OFF YOUR BOSS
WHILE YOU CAN. YOU'VE ONLY GOT 15 MINUTES.
UH, OKAY. I THINK I WILL...BACHELOR NUMBER FOUR...GIVE ME YOUR
DEFINITION OF TRUE LOVE.
I USED TO THINK IT WAS LOOKING IN A MIRROR, BUT NOT ANYMORE.
* Mochrie is totally clueless!
WOW! I DIG PHILOSOPHY! BACHELOR NUMBER FIVE -- DESCRIBE A FANTASY
DATE FOR TOI ET MOI...
WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW, SO WE COULD GO SHOPPING TO
START. MAYBE FOR SHOES. BUT NOT PLATFORM SNEAKERS! ANYTHING BUT
THOSE! AND LATER WE COULD GO TO A CLUB. BUT NOT A DANCE CLUB.
I'M MORE INTO ROCK NOW, SINCE THOSE BITCHES......
LOL!
ROTFL!!!
WOW! GROOVY! BACHELOR NUMBER SIX (WHEW!) IF YOU WERE AN INVENTOR,
WHAT WOULD YOU INVENT?
I CAN'T TELL YOU THE NAME, BUT IT WOULD GO 400 YARDS AND STRAIGHT
TOO!
Haha!
Ha, ha, ha!
UH HUH...BACHELOR NUMBER ONE AGAIN! WOO ME! WOO ME PLEASE!!
WELL, PERHAPS YOU COULD SUP FROM THE BOSOM OF A KNIGHT, THEN
PERCHANCE WE COULD STAND ON THE BATTLEMENTS AND ... DO SOMETHING.
LOL!
LOL!
HMMM...MAYBE LATER...BACHELOR NUMBER TWO, YOU WOO ME TOO PLEASE!
GET DOWN NOW!!!! I WANT TWENTY, THEN WE WILL GO ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!
LOL!
ROTFL!!
FROTFL!
Whoo hoo!!
:)
OOH! YOU'RE A FRISKY LITTLE DEVIL, AREN'T YOU! BACHELOR NUMBER
THREE, HOW WOULD YOU PROPOSE TO ME?
SINCE YOU'RE DOOMED, WHY NOT?
LOL!
:o)
HMMM...LUCKY ME...SAME QUESTION TO NUMBER FOUR.
I WOULD GO DOWN ON BENDED KNEE, WEARING LOOSE TROUSERS SO NOTHING
UNFORTUNATE HAPPENS AND I WOULD MANAGE TO INSULT CLIVE AT THE
SAME TIME...
ROTFL!!!
LOL!
LOL!
THAT'S COOL. AND NUMBER FIVE -- WHO DO YOU IDOLIZE? DO YOU HAVE
A HERO?
I USED TO, BUT SHE STABBED ME IN THE BACK. SCARY MY ASS.
BACHELOR NUMBER SIX...WHO'S YOUR HERO?
JACK NICKLAUS, MAN THAT GUY'S BUTCH.
:) Well, here goes nothin'...
NUMBER ONE IS KING ARTHUR?
Close...
ROBIN HOOD?
F I WERE BUT AKING I WOULD BE ARTHU.
?????
Bad shakespearian actor...
Ah! Ha Ha!
NUMBER TWO IS A DRILL SARGEANT?
Yayyyyyyy!!!!
Yay!!!
NUMBER THREE IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH?
:):):):):):):):)
Close enough!
What was it?
"Death Taking You to Hades"
Ahhh...
AND NUMBER FOUR IS GREG PROOPS?
LOL!
Guess Again!
So close!
DREW CAREY?
Very close!