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NEWS REPORT
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Game: News Report
Players: JonPryce, _Kristin_, McShaneM, Mochrie
Scene: Humpty Dumpty; Mochrie is the host, JonPryce is the expert in the
studio, _Kristin_ is the reporter interviewing McShaneM in the
field.
GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE SIX O'CLOCK NEWS. I'M WARPED
SLIGHTLY.
LOL!
LOL!
WE HAVE A BREAKING STORY AT THE MOMENT. HUMPTY DUMPTY HAS FALLEN
OFF A WALL, AND IT IS A GRUESOME SIGHT TO BEHOLD. A TRAGIC TALE
INDEED. WE HAVE WITH US AN EXPERT IN THE STUDIO, SIZE
DOESN'T-MATTER. SIZE, GIVE US SOME INSIGHT INTO THIS TRAGEDY.
THE THING WE HAVE TO CLARIFY IS THAT HUMPTY WILL NOT CRACK, HE
WILL MOST LIKELY FRY UNDER THE HOT SUN INTO AN OMLETTE.
OH, THE HUMANITY! I'M GETTING SOME INFORMATION COMING IN MY EAR
-- PAINFUL, NO? IT'S OUR REPORTER, PARK WILSON, OUT IN THE FIELD,
WITH A WITNESS TO THIS HORRIFIC SIGHT. PARK?
<_Kristin_> WELL WARPED, I HAVE WITH ME ONE OF THE KING'S MEN, SIR EATALOT.
SIR, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
OH, SORRY, YEAH IT'S A REAL MESS HERE, EGG ALL OVER
THE PLACE!
Very good!
<_Kristin_> HAVE YOU HEARD ANY WORD OF WHAT THE KING HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
YOU KNOW WE SAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DON'T SIT ON THESE WALLS,
YOU'LL FALL. BUT DO PEOPLE LISTEN? OH NO...
WELL THE KING HAS MADE A ROYAL PROCLAMATION THAT WALL SITTING
WILL NOW BE A CAPITAL OFFENSE. HUMPTY'S LUCKY HE CRACKED,
OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE FRIED FOR THIS.
LOL!
<_Kristin_> LOL!
<_Kristin_> BACK TO YOU WARPED!
THANK YOU PARK. WELL, SIZE, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS GOING TO
HAPPEN WITH HUMPTY'S REMAINS?
I WOULD SCRAMBLE THEM MYSELF... STUFF IT IN A LAMB'S STOMACH AND
EAT IT HAGGIS-STYLE AND VOILA! IT'S THAT SIMPLE. OF COURSE, YOU
COULD ALWAYS ADD SALT AND PEPPER, BUT WHO'D WANT TO DO A CRAZY
THING LIKE THAT?
I HAVE TO AGREE, YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD. WE'LL BE
BACK WITH MORE DETAILS AS TIME GOES ON. UNTIL THEN, THIS IS
WARPED SLIGHTLY. GOOD NIGHT.
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