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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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NUMBER OF WORDS
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Game: Number Of Words
Players: LawrenceJ, Merton, Mochrie, Stiles
Scene: Merton (2 words) is babysitting the others...LawrenceJ (1 word),
Mochrie (5 words), and Stiles (3 words)
I WANT SOME CANDY, TASH!
NOW!
I WANNA PLAY!
NO WAY!
PLEASE!
PLAY WHAT?
WANT TO PLAY HOP SCOTCH?
WANNA PLAY DOLLS?
LOL...oops...
NO!
WHAT'S HOPSCOTCH?
A STUPID GAME!
TIME FOR OUR BATH YET?
YES, GO.
NO NO NO!
NO!
I DON'T WANNA GO BATH!
OH YES!
PLAY!
TOO BAD.
Heh, what a bunch of whiney kids...
YOU CAN'T MAKE US BATH!
SHUT UP!
Did you expect any less, Kirk?
YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT!
YOU SHUT UP.
WHY NOT?
IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!
YOU ARE MEAN. ;(
Donna acts no differently in this game than she does any
other time... :-)
WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH!
I AM?
:)
TV?
Hush, nick!
LOL!
Ha ha ha!
WHAT'S ON?
WHEN'S MOMMY COMING HOME, TASHIE?
BARNEY!
NO! NO! NO MORE BARNEY!
DON'T KNOW!
I HATE THAT PURPLE FLEABAG!
DIE BARNEY DIE!
BARNEY SUCKS!
ROTFL!
WAH!
LOL
BARNEY!!!!!
NO BARNEY!
ERIN'S PINCHING ME.
THAT'S IT!
This is so accurate...
MAKE HER STOP!
NO!!!
I think they are all reverting back to their own childhood...
1, 2..
TASHIE! DON'T PINCH HER NOW!
OW!
Don'tcha believe it! :-P
WHO ME?
MOMMY!!!
BZZZZZZZ!
That was excellent!
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Game: Number Of Words
Players: Mochrie, Siobhan, Stiles, Toksvig, Tony_S
Scene: At a high school reunion...Mochrie (1 word), Siobhan (2 words),
Stiles (4 words), Toksvig (5 words), and Tony_S (3 words)
PHIL IS THAT YOU?
GARY?
WHERE'S GARY?
THERE!
WHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN?
I'M BLIND!!!
YOU MEAN ME?
YES.
WHO'S THAT?
HOW'VE YOU BEEN, PHIL?
I'VE BEEN SHOPPING
GREAT!
GREAT? YOU WERE IN PRISON.
It's so hard to be creative with only one word! :(
YUP.
SHOPPING WHERE?
AT THE MALL.
IN PRISON FOR WHAT?
MURDER.
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
Just emulate your hero, Emile :)
HA HA!!
HO.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHO IS A HO?
NOBODY.
I'M ONE :)
NOT ME, RIGHT?
NO!
HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?
PUNCH?
AW, I'M.....
DRUNK?
VERY HURT :)
THREE DOLLARS ENOUGH?
THAT TOO...
SURE.
I'VE GOT THREE DOLLARS.
NOT ENOUGH.
SO DO I.
WANT TO BORROW IT?
TO MAKE SIX?
DOESN'T THAT SEEM RATHER CHEAP?
NEED ALCOHOL!!!
IS THAT ENOUGH?
BOOZE?
I'D LIKE SOME.
CAN'T.
WHY NOT?
GIVE ME MUCH BOOZE.
'CUZ...
CUZ WHY?
D'OH!
BECAUSE HE SAID SO.
RIGHT!
SO WHO'S MARRIED?
AH, OKAY. :)
SINGLE.
NOT ME!
VERY SINGLE.
I'VE BEEN DIVORCED TWICE.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED EIGHT TIMES.
WOW!
WANNA SHAG???
BUT HAVEN'T HAD ONE DIVORCE.
YOU BEAT ME, TOKSVIG.
AMAZING WHAT ARSENIC CAN DO.
AH, I SEE.
ARSENIC'S FUN!!!
OH NO! A MURDERER!
YEP.
WHAT A PITY.
SO AM I!
SEXY MURDERER :)
HELP ME HELP ME!
YOU MEAN ME?
BLEAH!
TOO MUCH DRINK?
SURE DO!!
ACCICENTS! I SWEAR THEY WERE.
ACCICENTS?
HA HA!!
ACCIDENTS, I MEANT TO SAY.
DON'T BE SMART.
WHY NOT?
'CUZ...
DON'T SUIT YOU.
ACCIDENTS WITH ARSENIC? NOT!
I PREFER GUNS.
ME TOO!
GUNS ARE A BIT NOISY.
GUNS ARE MUCH BETTER.
STRANGULATION!
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!!!!!!
THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK ALTOGETHER.
THIS IS GETTING VIOLENT!
MIX CHEMICALS...
...this is getting totally outta hand! :-P
BUZZZ?
Thanks Lori!!
Lori, you have to be a bit more determined if you are going to
end a game!
Aw .... I was just getting started :)
And I was just getting ended!
Well I wanted to make sure it was unanimous! :)
Gee I hope I don't meet any of you at a reunion!
No kidding!
I know...yeesh! :)
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Game: Number Of Words
Players: JonPryce, Kristin, Mochrie
Scene: Nervous WLiiA? contestants...JonPryce (2 words), Kristin (3 words),
and Mochrie (5 words)
ME TOO, NERVOUS!
ANTI-PERSPERANT DRYING!
YOU THINK I'LL BOMB TONIGHT?
WILL I FAINT?
YOU WILL!
I'M SURE YOU WON'T, COLIN.
I LIKE TO.
COLIN MOCHRIE!?
WHO'D YOU EXPECT, JOHN SESSIONS?
HE'S FREAKY.
WHERE IS RYAN?
STILL IN HIS DRESSING ROOM.
TOO TALL.
HE'S SO SLOW.
BANGED HEAD.
ON DOOR.
CLIVE SURE LOOKS GOOD TODAY.
HEAD'S SHINY.
GOT NO NECK.
NOW NOW NOW, BE NICE!
THAT'S TRUE.
TIME TO GO?
HE'S UNDERPRIVILEGED.
JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME.
WOULDN'T MIND PLAYING DEAD BODIES...
YOU READY?
YOU BET! I SURE AM!
LET'S PRACTICE.
* Kristin faints.
HELLO, I...
* JonPryce faints.
I REALLY LOVE HOE DOWNS...
I REALLY REALLY REALLY DO...
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY...
SO PLEASE DON'T YOU MISCONSTRUE...
* Mochrie faints.
Ah, better than 'please don't mis con strue' :-)
BZZZZZZZZ!!!!
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Game: Number Of Words
Players: Bremner, Denny, SinghSong, Wayne
Scene: At an amusement park...Bremner (3 words), Denny (2 words),
SinghSong (5 words) and Wayne (4 words)
BLOODY HELL, LOUD HERE EH?
YIPPEE! YAY!
THE PARK!
IT IS VERY LOUD.
MY EARS...
AND *YOU*, *NO* BUGGERY!..OK?
SCREACHY RIDES...
ME GO PLAY GAMES!
OI!, YOU GET BACK HERE!
WHO WANT'S TO GO WHERE?
COTTON CANDY GOOD!
ME GO PLAY GAMES!
MMM MMM!
OK, HERE'S 20P, BUGGER OFF!
I GO ON RIDE!
OK OK, JUST DON'T DIE!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
GET COTTON CANDY!
ME TOO!
I'M GOING TO PUKE!
WILL YOU ALL *CALM* DOWN!
WHAC-A-MOLE!
EW, YUCK!
YOU PUT YOUR MOLE AWAY!
FUN, FUN GAME!
LET'S GO PLAY!
DEAR OH DEAR, SILLY BOY!
I PUKE MORE!
ON ME???
HERE, HAVE THIS, WIPE UP.
YES, RIGHT ON YOU!
THANK YOU...
IF YOU KIDS DON'T *BEHAVE*...
IT'S TOO SMELLY!
WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
I'M COUNTING TO FIVE...OK?
ONE, TWO, FIVE!
WAYNE: OVER THERE, GO LEFT.
Thank you
Good game everyone, I think I'll give you all 60 points with a
bonus of 10 points for not getting too disgusting!