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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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PROPS
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Game: Props
Players: Gregsgirl, Meskimen, Mochrie
Props: A large green and blue-striped cone, a large orange L-shaped bit
of foam, a tray of pies.
* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a large green and
blue-striped foam cone.
I'M MELTING I'M MELTING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD...
*puts cone to mouth* HEY YOU UP THERE! DON'T JUMP! SESSIONS IS
GONE!!!
Hehehe! :o)
*stands in profile, with cone on chest* HELLO, I'M DOLLY PARTON!
*stands in profile, with cone on chest* HELLO, I'M MADONNA! :o)
MOMMY... I STAINED THE BLUE PORT-A-POTTY...
Perhaps a new prop from the Prop-o-matic...
New prop! LOL!
* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a giant orange
L-Shaped piece of foam...
*places L in front of crotch* I CAN MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY INDEED!
I think Colin has been hanging around Tony too long! :o)
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THAT LEG CAST OFF IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!
THAT'S SOME MONOGRAM, JOSIE... BUT DOESN'T IT MAKE THE SWEATER
UNCOMFORTABLE?
*puts L on finger* DAMN! SOME BUGGER RAN OFF WITH ME DIAMOND!
*L*
FEELINGS, NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS...*L comes
in and hooks Mesk offstage*
*sticks L to back of head* THAT'S THE LAST TIME I AUDITION TO BE
A COATHOOK!
*picks L off of ground* YUM! A NICE RIPE CARET! (^)
TODAY SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "L"...*turns
upside down* AND THE NUMBER "7"!
LOL!
HEY, I'M AN ANT AND SOMEONE TOOK ONE OF MY ANTENNAE!
Hehehe! :o)
*whacks Emile with L in hockey stick fashion* OH...DID YOU SAY
"GIVE ME THE PUCK, YOU?" SORRY...
*glides L across floor* OH SORRY, JUST DOING MY VACUUMING....
* Gregsgirl sighs and shakes head.
*holds L against forehead* I TOLD YOU I WAS HORNY!
Now we're cooking! :)
*Holds L under nose* D'YA THINK IT'S TIME I TRIMMED MY MOUSTACHE?
HAVE YOU GOT A PHILISHAVE?
HERE COMES THE SKI LIFT! *brings L towards his back and moves
forward a la Ryan and Colin*
Hehehe! :o)
*sticks it in ear* I SAID Q-TIP, NOT L-TIP!
I CANNOT TELL A LIE... I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT
WOMAN *slowly extends L from nose*
LOL!!
Hehehe! :o)
*combines L with blue-green cone from beginning; as David
Attenborough* AND HERE WE HAVE, THE RARE SPECIES KNOWN AS THE
CONEFISH....IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.....
LOL, I can just hear Rory's impression there! :o)
*puts L in cone* I MEANT PEPPERMINT STICK *ICE CREAM*!
YOU BET I'M GONNA GIVE YA 'ELL! *angrily throws the L*
LOL!
LOL!
Who knew a Giant Orange L would be so useful! I guess this game
*can* work!
I think this game can work, it just needs the kinks worked out :)
*holds L vertically and pulls it back like a lever* DRAT, TWO
LEMONS AND A BELL... I'M GONNA KILL THAT EMILE!
ROTFL! Hey! The slots are not my department! ;-)
*places L on back, grabs ends and waves them* WELCOME TO HEAVEN,
I'M ST. PETER....
*places L behind head, with ends sticking up* WELCOME TO HELL,
I'M SATAN!
LOL!
*holds L as walking stick* REV. ROBERTSON, YOU HAVE HEALED ME!
I CAN WALK!!! *throws away L, takes step and falls on face*
LOL! :o)
*places L on ground standing on its two ends* GEE, THESE EGYPTIAN
PYRAMIDS REALLY AREN'T ALL THEY SAID THEY'D BE!
Hehehe! :o)
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CLIP-ON TIE?...
*places L on ground* I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S
DEATH, MRS. SMITHERS. I'M THE CORONER...*points to L*...AND
THAT'S MY CORNER.
*groan* That was a stretch. :)
I knew that one was a mistake!
I think that game has potential
I think so, with some creative porp ideas. Prop even!
Porp, LOL! What's the sea life doing in here?! Porp-oise!
Hehehe!
They're trying to find the conefish! :)
LOL! :o) Who else has been in tonite? :o) I know Sam, Nick,
Trace, Tracy and Joe have been in...
Lisa, Moriah, Julie, Evan, Linz...
Aww darn, I missed them. :o( Oh well, they'll be back! :o)
Nattie...
Nattie's back! Wohoo! :o)
Lauren, Trisha, Bob, Juan...
Carlos, Miranda, Holly...
Hector...
Maria...
Lucy...
Paul, Quentin, Zelda...
See Ang, you nissed everybody!
And missed too!
And missed...
Niss off!
LOL!
* Gregsgirl smacks Emile and Jeff with pie. :oP
Hey Emile...should I give you an EXAMPLE of what Linz and I
did? *WEG*
Sure... :)
Uh oh...
* Meskimen grabs a pie and stands behind Angie.
AND TO PROVE THE ABSORBENCY OF NEW DEPENDS... *YANK* *SHOVE*
*PAT PAT PAT*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Kinda like that! :)
OMG! *collapses*
....I'm speechless.....
*SMIRK*
* Mochrie is still laughing, and he doesn't know why!
* Gregsgirl can't see for tears....
Because any reference to Depends is a guranteed laugh. Comedy
Rule #683!
* Mochrie can't stop laughing!!
* Gregsgirl changes her pants and still doesn't know what to say or do...
* Meskimen is now laughing
Do you realise how icky that felt?!
We can't stop! We can't stop!
It's contagious Emile!
* Gregsgirl is gonna be scraping pie offa her backside for dayz now!!
* Mochrie wipes the tears from his eyes!
LOL!
Here, Ang, have a pie-scraper!
Now I really wish we'd logged it last night
* Mochrie will never look at a box of Depends the same way again!
AND ANG IS MODELING THIS LOVELY OUTFIT...COMPLETE WITH SHOULDER
PADS! *PLOP* *PLOP*
LOL!!
I'll give u plop plop! Grrr! :oP
Let's continue Props! With Pies!
* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a tray of pies.
Emile... you know if you do that, you're gonna lose to the
MASTER :)
NEW FROM PLAYTEX...THE LATEST IN LINGERIE! THE CUSTARD BRA!
*SLAMS TWO PIES INTO HIS CHEST*
HEY KIDS, EMBARRASSED BY THOSE UNSIGHTLY PIMPLES? *SPLAT* NOW
NO ONE CAN SEE THEM!
Hehe!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH.... *CRASH*
THE NEW FACE MASK FROM COVER GIRL: COLD CUSTARD CREAM! *slams a
pie on Jeffs face* DOESN'T HE LOOK WONDERFUL! :Op
* Meskimen grabs a pie and once again stands behind Ang.
NOW LET'S TEST OUR *NEW, IMPROVED* DEPENDS! *YANK* *SHOVE* *PAT
PAT PAT PAT PAT*
LOLOLOL!!!
*WAIL* They are not animal friendly and cholesterol free! Liar!
AND NOW, LET'S TEST OUR NEW *ANIMAL FRIENDLY, CHOLESTEROL FREE*
DEPENDS! *YANK* *SHOVE* *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT*
*WAIL!*
Okay, I can't compete with this! *laughs hysterically*
Can't you just see Colin and Ryan having a field day up there
like that? :)
Yes!
I am soaked thru! :oP I gotta go change now anyway. *walks into
the bathroom*
Guess those Depends weren't very dependable after all!
* Gregsgirl comes outta the bathroom in full pie protective gear.
Have U hyperventilated laughing yet, Emile? :oP
Not yet, thank god!
From now on Ang... you will be known forevermore as the most
Dependable Whoser!
I'll give u Dependable! Grr! :oP
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