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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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                                 QUICK CHANGE
                                  (Part One)
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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Izzard, Mochrie, Nick-o 
Scene:   Izzard and Nick-o are two long-lost friends reuniting, and Mochrie
         shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

  OH MY GOD, BILL IS THAT YOU?
 CHANGE!
  OH GOD, I HOPE IT'S NOT BILL!
 CHANGE!
  HMMM, IS THAT TOM?
  NOPE, I'M BILL, HOW YOU DOING PHIL?
  SORRY BILL, I'M DOING GREAT!
  THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR, STILL MARRIED TO...TASH?
 CHANGE!
  STILL MARRIED TO NAT?
 CHANGE!
  LOL
  STILL MARRIED TO YOUR MOTHER?

  Eww!

 CHANGE!
  STILL MARRIED TO DONNA WHO JUST STEPPED IN?
  LOL!
  YES, AND WE HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
 CHANGE!
  YES, AND WE HAVE 4 UGLY CHILDREN!
 CHANGE!
  NO, SHE LEFT ME FOR MY BROTHER!
  HMM, WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED... ;) YOU ARE, AFTER ALL, JUST A
          MAILMAN.
  WHAT ABOUT YOU, DID YOU BECOME STATE BOLWING CHAMPION LIKE YOU
          WANTED TO?
 CHANGE!
  HOW ABOUT YOU BILL?
 CHANGE!
  DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, I DON'T CARE!
  WAS THAT GREG THAT JUST LEFT THE REUNION?
  YEAH, WHAT A NICE GUY HE IS!
 CHANGE!
  YEAH, WHAT A JERK!
  HEY, DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND! HE'S
          MY APPLE TO YOUR ORANGES...
 CHANGE!
  HE'S THE CARAMEL CHEW IN MY OH HENRY BAR...

  hmm...
  :D

  SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE JUST HOW GOOD 'FRIENDS' YOU WERE!
  HE'S THE WHIPPED CREAM ON MY PIPING HOT MOCHACCINO!
 CHANGE!
  HE'S THE CUP IN MY SUPPORTIVE GIRDLE...
 CHANGE!
  HE'S THE PIECE OF CORN THAT GET'S STUCK IN MY TEETH!

  Oh god! :-)
 I think we can stop here!
  ROTFL!
     Please do! LOL!
  LOL!
  Thanks Moch :)
  No better to end on the one before.. :)
 That's it...I don't wanna go any further :-O
  That's rude on so many levels!
 And that's what makes it so funny!
  I'm sure he would've been flattered...
  I know :-)

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: EstenC, Izzard, Mochrie
Scene:   EstenC and Mochrie are two lifeguards saving a drowner, and Izzard
         shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say.

 HURRY CHIP! THERE'S SOMEONE DROWNING OUT THERE!
  OK, I'M ON MY WAY!
 OH NO! THERE'S ALSO A SHARK OUT THERE!
  CHANGE!
 THERE'S A SCHOOL OF VICIOUS MINNOWS!

  LOL!
  Heh!

  WATCH OUT, THEY MIGHT EAT YOU!
  CHANGE!
  WATCH OUT, THEY'RE COMING CLOSER!
  CHANGE!
  LOOK OUT, THEY MIGHT WANT TO PLAY TENNIS!
  CHANGE!
  LOOK OUT, THEY'RE SPIES FOR THE ROMANIAN ARMY!

  Talented minnows...
 Hee hee hee!

 WOW! WELL, I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE AND RESCUE HIM!
  I'LL STAY HERE AND WATCH.
 I'M GONNA GRAB A LIFEVEST AND SWIM OUT TO HIM!
  CHANGE!
 I'M GONNA GRAB THE BOAT AND ROW TO HIM!
  CHANGE!
 I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DECK OF CARDS AND PLAY FISH.
  CHANGE!
 I'M GONNA GO FISHING!
  HERE, TAKE THIS ROPE.
  CHANGE!
  HERE, TAKE THIS HAT!
  CHANGE!
  HERE, TAKE THIS SMALL NUCLEAR MISSILE.
  CHANGE!
  HERE, TAKE THIS SMALL BLUE-GREEN PLANETOID!
  CHANGE!
  HERE, TAKE THIS BOLIVIAN ORCHESTRA SINGING "POLLY WOLLY DOODLE"!
  CHANGE!
  HERE, TAKE THIS CLIVE ANDERSON HAIRPIECE!

   Hehehe!
  Gee, Izzy, give him a break....
  Heh!

 WELL, YOU CAN USE THE HAIRPIECE AS A FLOTATION DEVICE!
  CHANGE!
 IT MAKES GREAT TACOS!
  CHANGE!

  Eww!

 IT'LL SCARE THOSE MINNOWS LICKETY-BANG!
  QUICK, PUT ON YOUR LIFEJACKET!
  And....CHANGE!

  LOL!
 Hee hee!

  QUICK, PUT ON YOUR TRACKSUIT PANTS!
  CHANGE!
  QUICK, PUT ON THIS GINGHAM DRESS AND ARMY BOOTS!

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: EstenC, PeterCook, Schroeder
Scene:   EstenC and Schroeder are two men in a tailor shop getting a
         fitting, and PeterCook shouts out CHANGE! to make them change
         what they say.

    HI, I'M LOOKING FOR A SUIT.
 ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
    DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN BROWN?
 CHANGE!
    DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN BLACK?
 CHANGE!
    DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN PINK?
 I MAY HAVE SOMETHING, HERE PUT THIS ON...
    THAT FITS GREAT!
 CHANGE!
    IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT.
 MMM..... I THINK IT ACCENTUATES YER FIGURE...
 CHANGE!
 ACCENTUATES YOUR TIGHT ASS...
 CHANGE!
 ACCENTUATES YOUR LIBIDO...
    IS THAT A GOOD THING?
 CHANGE!
    DO YOU THINK I WANT THAT?
 AFTER HEARING ABOUT SIO, I DON'T THINK SO...
 CHANGE!
 I DON'T THINK MUCH...
    DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL MATCH MY EYES?
 CHANGE!
    DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL MATCH MY NOSE?
 CHANGE!
    DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL MATCH MY PENGUIN?

 

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Changer, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   Meskimen and Mochrie are two guys in a hospital waiting room, and
         Changer shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

   *PACING* OH DEAR. PHIL'S BEEN IN SURGERY FOR 3 HOURS, I HOPE
            HE'LL BE OKAY.
   CHANGE!
   I HOPE HE DIES SOON.
  DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS MONEY?
   CHANGE!
  DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS FRILLY DRESSES?

 LOL Jeff! *g*

   YOU BET. ESPECIALLY THAT BLACK SILKY ONE. YA KNOW?
  OH YEAH, YOU'D LOOK SO HOT IN THAT ONE, VERONICA!

 LOL!

   YOU THINK?
  ABSOLUTELY!
   WELL I DO HAVE A LOVELY PAIR OF BLACK STILLETOS BACK HOME.
   CHANGE!
   I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE A PAIR OF CHEAP GREEN PUMPS IN THE TRUNK
            OF MY CAR...

 LOL!

  THEY DO MATCH YOUR LOVELY GREEN BOA...
   I KNOW, I LOVE THAT SNAKE OF MINE.
  ARE YOU STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT SNAKE BITE?
   CHANGE!
  IS THE SNAKE STILL RECOVERING FROM YOUR BITING HIM?

 LOL!
   Hehe!

   ACTUALLY, NO, SADLY, SLIMY IS NO LONGER WITH US, BUT HE DID
            MAKE A DAMN GOOD PAIR OF SNAKESKIN SHOES!
   CHANGE!
   YES, AND HE'S FOUND A NEW LADY SNAKE AND HAD 35 BEAUTIFUL
            SNAKETTES...
   CHANGE!
   NO, BUT DID YOU KNOW HE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN?
   CHANGE!
   I DON'T KNOW, I LAST SAW HIM SLITHERING INTO THE BABY'S CRIB...
            OH MY DEAR LORD! I GOTTA GO HOME!!
  BUT WHAT ABOUT PHIL?

   Somehow we lost the topic along the way!
  I just brought it back!

   OH HE'LL BE FINE, HE'S IN GOOD HANDS. WHO'S THE DOCTOR ANYWAY?
  DR. NICK, I BELIEVE!
   CHANGE!

   Hi evryboddy!
 LOL!

  DR. LIVINGSTON, I PRESUME.
   CHANGE!
  DR. JEKYLL, AND HE'S HYDING!

   *groan*
   *double groan*
  I made Bad Pun Man groan! That's gott be worth some points! :)

* Changer hands some points over to Jeff.

   LOL!! Sounds like a good place to end...
  Awww, I was having fun! :) But okay... :)
   Awww! :)
   Or not. I'm not Clive! :)

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Gregsgirl, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   Gregsgirl and Mochrie are a nervous couple on their first date,
         and Meskimen shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

   I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED ME TO GO OUT, ANGIE.
 UH...THAT'S OK...UM...I LIKE YOUR JACKET...
  CHANGE!
 IT WAS A DARE!
   WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE PLACE I CHOSE FOR DINNER. A NICE
            LITTLE ROMANTIC PLACE OUT OF THE WAY...
  CHANGE!
   WE'RE GOING TO TONY'S TURKEY EMPORIUM...
  CHANGE!
   WE'RE GOING TO BOB'S GAS STATION/DINER ON THE I-40.

 LOL!
  LOL!

 OH...THAT SOUNDS...NICE.
   IT IS, BOB'S A FRIEND OF MINE. HE MAKES THE BEST CHILI IN THE
            STATE!
  CHANGE!
   HE MAKES THE WORST CHILI IN THE COUNTRY!
  CHANGE!
   HE DOESN'T MAKE CHILI, HE SAYS IT'S TOO HIGH-BROW.
 ARE WE TAKING YOUR CAR?
  CHANGE!
 ARE WE RIDING THE MOPED?
  CHANGE!
 WHY DON'T WE JUST WALK.
   WHY NOT, IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US. I BROUGHT YOU THIS....*hands
            Angie a small box*
 A HAMSTER...THANKS...UH...I'LL JUST KEEP IT IN THE BOX...
  CHANGE!
 A 12 CARAT DIAMOND, THANK YOU.

   What do I look like, a millionaire?! ;-)

  CHANGE!
 A PAIR OF GUMBOOTS? EXACTLY WHERE IS THIS DINER...

  LOL!
 LOL! :o)

   NOT TOO FAR.
  CHANGE!
   ANOTHER 50 MILES.
  CHANGE!
   WE'RE ALREADY THERE! THOSE ARE MAGIC WARPING GUMBOOTS! LET'S GO
            INSIDE.
  CHANGE!
   LET'S GO HOME.
  CHANGE!
   LET'S GO TO BURGER KING INSTEAD.
  CHANGE!
   LET'S GO TO FARGO.

  LOL!!!

   YOU KNOW, ANGIE, YOU REALLY LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
 OK...UHH...WHY DO U HAVE A TABLE CLOTH IN YOUR COAT?

  I'm not changing that... I wanna know why too :)

 I NOTICED THERE WEREN'T ANY IN THE DINER...
   IT'S GETTING COLD, I THOUGHT WE'D SNUGGLE IN IT TO KEEP WARM.
 IT'S GETTING LATE, MY HOUSE IS ONLY A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE, I'LL
            PROBABLY SEE YOU LATER.
  CHANGE!
 IT'S STILL EARLY BUT I HAVE TO GO HOME ANYWAY.
  CHANGE!
 I'M JUST GOING TO JITCH HIKE TO FLORIDA, I'LL SEE YOU ROUND.

 Jitch?...hitch sorry! :oP

   WAIT! BEFORE YOU GO, COULD I GIVE YOU A KISS?
  CHANGE!
   BEFORE YOU GO, COULD I GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?
  CHANGE!
   BEFORE YOU GO, COULD I GIVE YOU MY LIVER?
  CHANGE!

 LOL!

   BEFORE YOU GO, COULD I GIVE YOU MY SON?
  CHANGE!
   BEFORE YOU GO, COULD I GIVE YOU A NEON LOVE CHICKEN?

 LOL!
  *BUZZ*
   Woo!!! That was fun!
  That was great!!!
 Yeah....fun! LOL! *sigh*
   Nowhere near classic status though. :)
  No, but very good!

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Gregsgirl, JMeskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   JMeskimen and Mochrie are a news journalist and news editor, and 
         Gregsgirl shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

* Duddy is now known as JMeskimen.

 WHAT'S THIS BIG EXCLUSIVE YOU'VE GOT THEN PARKINS?
   WELL...THIS IS MY ARTICLE ON THE MAYFAIR GAMBLING RAID...
 HAVE THEY RECOVERED THE MONEY?
 CHANGE!
 HAVE THEY SPENT IT?
   YES, THEY LOST IT ALL AT THE CASINO.
 SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?
   WELL, HERE'S ONE FOR THE SPECIAL INTEREST SECTION...
 CHANGE!
   HERE'S ONE FOR THE FRONT PAGE!
 "SEX POLITICS AND WHIPPED CREAM SCANDAL"?
   THE HEADLINE NOT CATCHY ENOUGH? WE ARE "THE SUN" AFTER ALL!
 CHANGE!
   WE ARE "THE NEWS OF THE WORLD" YOU KNOW!
 CHANGE!
   WHO THE HELL ARE WE AGAIN?
 WE ARE THE SUNDAY SPORT - FULL OF STORIES WE HAVE MADE UP IN THE
            PUB. ANY NEWS OF THE DISCOVERY THAT HITLER IS STILL ALIVE?
 CHANGE!
 IS HITLER WORKING AS A WASHERWOMAN?
 CHANGE!
 IS HITLER'S REAL NAME KATIE?
 CHANGE!
 WAS HITLER A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL?

 LOL!

   WE'RE STILL DISSECTING THAT STORY FOR YA, BOSS.
 WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH IT. I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT YOUR EXPENSE
            CLAIMS. WHY DID YOU CHARGE US FIFTY POUNDS FOR A SWEDISH MASSAGE?
   IT'S A VALID EXPENSE! 
 CHANGE!
   IT WAS A WASTE OF MONEY I KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HELGA!
 HELGA? THE ONE WITH THE SPOTTY BACK?
   THAT'S HER! AND SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE INFORMATION FOR
            THAT GAMBLING RAID!
 CHANGE!
   AND SHE HAS THE RECIPE FOR THE BEST SWEDISH MEATBALLS.
 CHANGE!

 LOL!

   AND SHE HAS THE SECRET TO FANTASTIC SEX. FRONT PAGE MATERIAL!
 WELL, BLOW ME!
   I'D LIKE TO SIR, BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
 CHANGE!

 LOL!
   OMG, did I really say that?!
 LMAO!

   NO, BUT I FOUND HITLER FOR YOU.
 CHANGE!
   SAY CHEESE! *SNAP* NOW THERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE FRONT PAGE!
 I THINK I MAY RESIGN.

 LOL!
 *Buzz???*
   Please!
 Yes!!
   For the love of god!!
 Hehehe! LOL! You got far more changes than me, Emile - you must
            be knackered!
 LOL! Oh good grief, I don't think you 2 should play that one for
            awhile...
   Jeez! That was disturbing!

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Changer, GypsyJr, Izzard
Scene:   GypsyJr and Izzard are two hikers attempting to climb Mt. Everest,
         and Changer shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

  *CHINK* ONLY 27 MORE MILES TO THE SUMMIT!
   THIS ICE IS KILLING ME SHERPA! MY ICE AXE IS FROZEN TO MY HAND,
           I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE IT!
  JUST WILL THE PAIN AWAY!
  ......CHANGE!
  JUST USE THE FORCE!
  ....CHANGE!
  JUST RUN AROUND THREE TIMES AND SING "HELLO DOLLY!"

   LOL!

* GypsyJr loves this game, it's a license to be silly :)

   YOU GO ON AHEAD OF ME, I'LL CATCH UP. *WHEEZE*
  NO! REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID WHEN WE STARTED THIS EXPEDITION?
   THE SNOW IS MAKING MY MIND FOGGY, REMIND ME
  .....CHANGE!
   THE SNOW IS MAKING MY EYES FOGGY, WHERE ARE YOU?
  .....CHANGE!
   THE MOUTAIN IS KILLING ME, TELL ME BEFORE I DIE!
  ....CHANGE!
   YOU'RE KILLING ME, I NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD!
  YOU SAID "I OWE IT TO MY CHILDREN, AND MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN,
           TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN!" SO YOU *MUST* GO ON!
   I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT...
  WELL I PARAPHRASED A LITTLE...
  ....CHANGE!
  WELL YOU WERE A BIT DRUNK WHEN YOU SAID THAT..

   LOL!

   AHH YES... I WAS SO STONED OUTTA MY MIND
  ...CHANGE!
   NOPE, STILL DON'T RECALL...
  ....CHANGE!

  Not gonna let you off THAT easy Ang.. ;)

   YES! NOW I REMEMBER! IT WAS JUST AFTER I TOLD YOU ABOUT FLYING
           HAMSTERS AND SUCH.
  AYE, AND BOY WERE THOSE HAMSTERS GOOD EATIN'... NOW HURRY UP!
   A BIT BONY THO. *CHINK* IF WE CAN JUST GET TO THE LAST PINNACLE
           WE'LL BE HOME FREE!
  JUST A LITTLE FURTHER!
  .....CHANGE!
  ONLY A FEW MORE STEPS!
  ....CHANGE!
  AH JUST GO YA BIG WUSS!

  LOL!
   LOL!
 LOL!

   LOOK I'M THE EXPLORER HERE! GET OUTTA THE WAY *SHOVE*
  DON'T BOSS ME AROUND, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D BE AN
           EXPLORERSICLE!
  ....CHANGE!
  IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D BE POLAR BEAR CHOW!
   I'M THE EXPLORER HERE! SO DRAG ME UP THE REST OF THE WAY
  .....CHANGE!
   I WANT YOU TO GO BACK DOWN AND TAKE A POLAROID
  YOU JUST SHUT UP! *SHOVE*
   GET IT? POLAR-OID??
  LOOK! WE'RE AT THE SUMMIT!

  ....BUZZZ....before someone gets killed....
  Awww :)
 LOL!!!
  *groaner* LOL!
   LOL, aww man that was weird!
 I'll say. :)
  LOL...well em, between the pushing and shoving....
  :-)
  Well being at the summit oficcially ends it I guess.

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: GypsyJr, QChanger, SinghSong
Scene:   GypsyJr and SinghSong are two rival pirates looking for buried
         treasure, and QChanger shouts out CHANGE! to make them change
         what they say

 ARRRR, WHERE BE THAT MIGHTY FINE TREASURE FILLED WITH UNTOLD
            WEALTH OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS?
   *UNFOLDS A MAP* ARRR, TAKE TEN PACES FORWARD
  CHANGE!
   ARR, TAKE FIVE PACES RIGHT!
 ARRR?
   ARR! WE'RE PIRATES REMEMBER???
 ARRR, INDEED!
   ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE. LET'S START DIGGING!
 ARRR, DIGGIN' YOU SAY?
   ARR, BY BLACKBEARD'S PARROT, YA GOTTA *DIG* FOR BURIED TREASURE!
  CHANGE!
   YA GOTTA BEG FOR SPARE CHANGE IN THE SUBWAY!
  CHANGE!
   HERE, TAKE THIS SHOVEL

     LOL!

 ARRR....AND A MIGHTY BIG SHOVEL IT *IS* IF I MAY SAY SO....
  CHANGE!
 ARRR....WHAT? THAT'S NOT A SHOVEL...THAT'S A BLOODY SPADE!
   I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DIG YOU BLOODY GIT!
 ARRR....WHY SHOULD *I* DIG WHEN I'M HOLDING THIS *GUN*!?
            HA-ARR-HA-RARRRRRRARRR!?
  CHANGE!
 OK THEN.
   YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT COUGH CHECKED!
  CHANGE!
   YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT MOLE LOOKED AT.
  CHANGE!
   WHAT'S WITH THAT BIRTHMARK?
 TI'S A *LOVE* BITE!

  LOL!
   Hehe, convincing pirates! :)

   ARR, YOU MANGY DOG, I DON'T BELEIVE IT! LET'S GET THE TREASURE!
 OK...WHERE IS IT THEN? ARE YOU *SURE* YOUR LOOKING AT THE MAP
            CORRECTLY?
   *TURNS THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN AND SQUINTS, THEN TURNS IT BACK* OF
            COURSE I AM!
  CHANGE!
   *TURNS THE MAP SIDEWAYS AND HOPS ON ONE FOOT* YES YOU FOOL!
 ...WAIT-A-MINUTE...THAT'S NO MAP! IT'S A ....IT'S A PIECE OF
            TOILET PAPER!
  CHANGE!
 ...WAIT-A-MINUTE...THAT'S NO MAP! IT'S A ....IT'S A PROPHALACTIC
            WRAPPER!

  CHANGE!

  LOL!
   Eww!
   LOL!!!
  LOL, btw.
   "I may be odd, but I'm still a pirate!

 OH...I SEE...WELL, I GUESS I'LL START DIGGING THEN.
   *CHINK* WE HIT SOMETHING!
 ARRRR! GOLD I TELL YE! THERE BE *GOLD* HERE!
  CHANGE!
 ARRRR! BEETROOT I TELL YE! THERE BE *BEETROOT* HERE!
   ARRR, WHAT A GLORIOUS BOOTY! AND I'M NOT TALKIGN ABOUT THE
            TREASURE!
  CHANGE!
   AND I'M NOT WHISTLING OLDIES!
  CHANGE!
   AND I'M NOT WRESTLING A PIG IN PAJAMAS, BY GUM!

  LOL!

 WHY THANK YOU...I DO TRY TO WORK OUT...
  CHANGE!
 YOU PIG! HOW DARE YOU! *SLAP*

   Feel free to buzz anytime guys! :)
   LOL!
  LOL...I say that's the end, before Beck gets beaten up! LOL!
   *BUZZ!!!!!* Woo! Yay guys!
   That was great! :)

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: Meskimen, MochChngr, Stiles
Scene:   Meskimen is tutoring Stiles for an exam, and MochChngr shouts out
         CHANGE! to make them change what they say
         
 So...topic for our lovely vivacious players? Oh wait..it's Jeff
            and Tracy, what was I thinking? Just kidding guys, luv ya! ;-)
    Argh, thanks Em! :)
  One out of two ain't bad! :)
    HEY! :-)
     One is tutoring the other for an exam.
    Wooo, good one!
 And away you go!!
    As long as it didn't involve a parent / child chat about sex
            again...
 LOL!!!
    *g*

  IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES... E=MC
            SQUARED!!! GOT IT ALREADY???
    OH, I'M TRYING SO HARD TO ABSORB ALL THIS...DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!
  I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHO EINSTEIN IS!
    SURE I DO!   HE WAS UM, HE WAS THE GUY WHO...OH GEEZ, DARN....
 CHANGE!
    YOU'RE RIGHT, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO HE IS!
 CHANGE!
    SURE I DO...HE INVENTED SOMETHING..WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?
  THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY!!!
 CHANGE!
  THE THEORY OF ANNOYING RELATIVES!!!
 CHANGE!
  THE RELATIVE LIGHTNESS OF BEING!!!
 CHANGE!

 You guys are gonna WORK! ;-) *weg*
    Uh oh...a more cruel changer than even I! :)
 LOL!!

  I DON'T KNOW EITHER, I'M JUST THE JANITOR!!!
    WHAT??  BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE TRYING TO TUTOR ME THEN?
  I'M SORRY... I COULDN'T HELP IT, I SAW YOU ACROSS THAT CROWDED
            CLASSROOM AND...
    *GASP* YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO HOOK UP? *G*
 CHANGE!
    *SIGH* REALLY? I NOTICED YOU TOO!
 CHANGE!
    EEEK..ARE YOU CRAZY, WHAT WILL MY PARENTS THINK WHEN MY GRADES
            SLIP?
  YOUR GRADES WON'T SLIP, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO STUDY THIS BOOK
            AND LEARN *TOGETHER*!
    OK, HOW ABOUT WE STUDY *COUGH *FRENCH*?
 CHANGE!
    OK, HOW ABOUT WE STUDY ENGLISH?
 CHANGE!
    OHHH, LET'S STUDY HUMAN SEXUALITY..I'M FLUNKING THAT CLASS BIG
            TIME!
 CHANGE!

  Awwww! :)
 LOL!!
    LOL!

    KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT I HELP YOU SWEEP THE HALLS?

     If you know what I mean ...
 LOL!!
    Hehe, ta Jules! *g*
     :-)

  GOOD IDEA, AND I WILL READ TO YOU OUT OF THIS TEXTBOOK OF LOVE
            POEMS...
 CHANGE!
  GOOD IDEA, AND I WILL READ TO YOU OFF THE CAFETERIA MENU! 
 CHANGE!
  GOOD IDEA, AND I WILL READ TO YOU THE SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR... 
 CHANGE!
  GOOD IDEA, AND I WILL READ TO YOU THE SIGN IN THE PARKING LOT!
            "NO PARKING ZONE"! DAMMIT!!!!

    LOL!
 ROFL!!

    THAT SOUNDS GREAT...HERE, I'LL START PICKING UP MY BOOKS!
 CHANGE!
    SOUNDS GREAT, LET'S GRAB SOME LUNCH FIRST!
 CHANGE!
    OH, NEVER MIND I'M NOT HUNGRY FOR FOOD *SWEEPS BOOKS OFF TABLE
            AND HOPS UP* TAKE ME NOW MR. JANITOR!
 CHANGE!

     *faints*
  Oh come on Em!!!! :)
 *weg*

    OH, I'M FEELING FAINT!
 CHANGE!
    *GRABS JEFF'S HAND AND PLACES IT ON HER CHEST* CAN YOU FEEL MY
            HEART POUNDING WITH LOVE??

     *bites lip*
    Wasn't supposed to sound like THAT, honest! *g*

  I'M NOT SURE... LET ME CHECK THIS SCEINCE BOOK AND FIND OUT WHERE
            THE HEART IS!
 CHANGE!

     LOL, Jeff!
    LOL!
     Em!!!
 Sorry ;-)

  WAIT, THIS MUST BE YOUR ENGLISH BOOK! IT'S FULL OF TOOTHPICKS!

 LOLOLOL!!!
    LOLLOLLOL!
     *BUZZ*
    Oh Gawd, thank YOU, Jules! :)
 Woo!! Great job guys! *hugz* 
     NP Trace :-) that was great

* Stiles gives Em and Jeff big hugs.
* MochChngr apologizes for being the sadistic changer!

    Just like Con! *g*

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: GregNonPr, Gregsgirl, Gypsy
Scene:   GregNonPr and GypsyJr are postal workers sorting Christmas packages,
         and Gregsgirl shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

   BOY I HOPE WE GET THESE PACKAGES DELIVERED ON TIME!
 ME TOO! IF WE DON'T, OUR BOSS IS GOING TO BE ANGRY.
   OOF! THIS IS HEAVY!
 YOU WANT TO BORROW MY DOLLY?
 CHANGE!
 YOU WANT TO GET THAT ONE IN THE PURPLE WRAPPING WHILE YOU'RE
            OVER THERE?
   MAN, THESE PACKAGES WEIGH A TON! WHAT ARE THEY SENDING, CHRISTMAS
            BOWLING BALLS?
 DOES HALLMARK MAKE THOSE?
   OH GOOD, HERE'S A LIGHT ONE *TINKLE TINKLE* UH OH..
 CHANGE!
   OH GOOD, HERE'S A L - *CRUNCH* WELL, NOT ANYMORE...
 CHANGE!
   AH SCREW IT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SENDING THIRD-CLASS MAIL!

 LOL!
    Hehe!

 YEAH! IF THEY WANT SERVICE, THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED SANTA.
   YEAH. WE DON'T HAVE REINDEER AND ELVES YA KNOW!
 WELL, NOT REINDEER, AT LEAST.
 CHANGE!
 WELL, NOT ELVES, AT LEAST.
 CHANGE!
 MAYBE YOU DON'T, BUT I DO, SEE?
   OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT GARY IN RECIEVING...
 BUT WE DO HAVE MRS. CLAUS AND THE BACK SEAT OF A SLEIGH
   NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK! :> 
 AND SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO HELP US DELIVER!
   YOU KNOW IT!
 CHANGE!
   DARN TOOTIN'!

 *BUUUUUZZZZZ* well done, good game :o)
   Awww, that's it? :) 
 Don't you think we've done enough to santa's wife?
   Awww :) 
   Hey she deals with Santa 264 nights of the year.. I think she
            can take us :> 264? or 364.. :> 

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: EmileJ, GypsyJr, Lisa
Scene:   EmileJ and Lisa are two two people spooked by a thunderstorm, and
         GypsyJr shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

 OK, play people, who's playing and what?
   Someone is playing QC and I'm the changer. Em and Lisa I guess.
      Me play. Give scene!
    Losa and I. Err...Lisa and O. Err...stuff it, you know who I
            mean!
   LOL!
      Teehee, santa em!
 Em & Lisa, playing QC, scene is two people spooked by a
            thunderstorm.

    *CRACK!* OH GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT LISA?
      YEAH...WHAT WAS IT?
    I DON'T KNOW...IT SOUNDED LIKE THUNDER TO ME! I HATE
            THUNDERSTORMS!
   CHANGE!
    MY MIRROR BROKE! SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR PUTTING ON THAT DAMNED
            "CASTRATO CHRISTMAS" CD!
   LOL! CHANGE!
    I THINK IT WAS MY WOOB!

    Sorry I have to bring Woob into one of my games :) For posterity!
 Always need a woob ref.

      I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR WOOB!  IT SCARES ME!
    EVEN MORE THAN THUNDERSTORMS?
      NOTHING COULD SCARE ME AS MUCH AS THUNDERSTORMS!
   CHANGE!
      NOTHING, EXCEPT YOU SHIRTLESS, COULD SCARE ME AS MUCH AS
            THUNDERSTORMS!
   CHANGE!

    Damn, and I just waxed my woob!
 LOL!

      NOTHING, EXCEPT YOUR WOOB COVERED IN MARMALADE, COULD SCARE ME
            THAT MUCH!

   LOL!

    HEY, I HATE MARMALADE, AND YOU KNOW IT!
      THAT'S WHY IT WOULD SCARE ME!
    LOOK, THIS STORM IS GETTING WORSE, WE'D BETTER GO DOWN AND TAKE
            COVER!

    Downstairs, you sickos!
 This'll be so great on the archives page...
   Greg: no one'l know what woob is! :)
    LOL, so? That's never stopped us before :)
   I know!

      I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN...IT'S OUR FIRST DATE!
   CHANGE!
      I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN...WE'RE MARRIED, I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH!

    LOL!
 LOL!
    OooOOOOOOOooooO!

   CHANGE!
      OKAY, I DO WANT TO GO DOWN!  TAKE ME TO YOUR COVERS!

   LOL...I ain't touching that one. (no pun intended)
 LOL!

    DAMN, MY COVERS ARE IN THE DRYER. GETTIN' THE OL' PERMANENT
            PRESS IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN :)
   CHANGE!
    ALRIGHT, LETS GO TO THE ATTIC THEN.

 Wrong game!
   LOL it's cool...have you ever played that in irc?
 Was just kidding...

   CHANGE!
    LET'S GO TO THE STORM CELLAR. I GOT MY COVERS THERE, PLUS TEN
            THOUSAND CANS OF CANNED YAMS. IT'S GONNA BE MIGHTY GOOD EATIN'!

    The yams, you sickos!
 Eeewie!! ;o)

   *BUZZZZZ!* I think that's a good time to stop! :)
    Thank god! :) Please! I don't want to further incriminate
            myself! :)
      ROLF!
   Good job, woobers!
 LOL, woob woob woob! ;o)
 Yam-covered woobs always makes for a good game.
    Rolf? Oh, let me get you a bucket!
   Rolf? who's Rolf?
 LOL!
      ROFLMAO!
 Rolf Harris!
    Isn't he the dog on the Muppets ;-)
 They have felt woobs.
    Muppets with felt woobs?! *runs screaming into the night*
   Hasn't everybody? :)
    Who felt my woobs????
 LOL! No one if u just waxed them!

* Lisa takes a picture of em's woobs

 Look out bea, here comes marmalade woobs.
 LOL!
   Ohhh man.. .my parents are gonna think I've gone nuts
    Gonna think? :)
   :) 

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Game:    Quick Change
Players: GypsyWoob, JoeWoob, LisaWoob
Scene:   GypsyWoob and LisaWoob are two people hosting a TV cooking show,
         and JoeWoob shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say

 HI, AND WELCOME TO "THE TRAGIC GOURMET", WE'VE GOT A WONDERFUL
            DISH PLANNED TONIGHT, DON'T WE LISA?

  Tragic gourmet: ROTFLMAO!
 Tragic gourmet?? ROFL!!

  YES WE DO BECKY, IN HONOR OF CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE MAKING A HUGE
            FRUITCAKE!
   CHANGE!
  WE'LL BE MAKING REINDEER SOUP!
   CHANGE!
  WE'LL BE MAKING ELF SOUFLEE!
 WE'LL BE MAKING A FRUITCAKE BIG ENOUGH TO FEED THE WHOLE MENTAL
            WARD AT DOWNTOWN HOSPITAL - IN FACT, THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO'D
            EAT IT!
   CHANGE!
 WE'LL BE MAKING A FRUITCAKE SO HEAVY IT WAS OUTLAWED IN THREE
            PROVINCES!
   CHANGE!
 WE'RE MAKING PIE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

* GypsyWoob wishes jeff was here :)

  FIRST LET'S GET OUT OUR INGREDIENTS. WE HAVE FLOUR, SUGAR, AND
            LOTS OF WHIPPED CREAM.
 MMM, SOUNDS DIVINE!

  I like where this is going...
 Can we dedicate this game to jeff? :) 

  HECK, WE DON'T EVEN NEED THE FLOUR AND SUGAR, LET'S THROW THEM
            OUT!
   CHANGE!
  LET'S EAT THE FLOUR AND SUGAR RIGHT NOW!
 MMM, YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE OVERLOOK THE MERITS OF FLOUR AS A
            MAIN COURSE.
 BUT WITH THE RIGHT SEASONINGS FLOUR CAN BE A MEAL FIT FOR A KING!
  AT LEAST AS MANY OVERLOOK THE MERITS OF SUGAR AS A MAIN COURSE!
   CHANGE!

 Me or lisa?
   Lisa.
  Darn.

  AT LEAST AS MANY OVERLOOK THE MERITS OF SUGAR AS A SEXUAL
            LUBRICANT.

 Ouch!
 Ewww!!! Yet Hmmmm! "Do you mind if I use marmalade as a
            woobricant?"
  ROFLMAO!

 THIS IS THE FOOD NETWORK, NOT THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL LISA. SO, TELL
            US HOW WE MIX THE FLOUR AND SUGAR TOGETHER.
   CHANGE!
 THIS IS THE SPICE CHANNEL, NOT THE *OTHER* SPICE CHANNEL. SHOW
            US HOW TO BLEND THE INGREDIENTS!
   CHANGE!
 FORGET THE FOOD, THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING!

  ROTFLMAO!
 ROFL!

  BECKY, I BELIEVE THAT THE MOST INTERESTING WAY TO MIX THE
            INGREDIENTS IS WITH YOUR TONGUE.
   CHANGE!
  BECKY, I BELIEVE THE MOST INTERESTING WAY TO MIX THE INGREDIENTS
            IS WITH YOUR BUTT!
   CHANGE!

 ROFL!!!

  I BELIEVE THE MOST INTERESTING WAY TO MIX THE INGREDIENTS IS FOR
            US TO WRESTLE IN THEM!
 MAYBE THE SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED "PORNO GOURMET"

 Feel free to buzz any time now! :)
 LOL! Someone buzz...for the love of god...
   BUZZZZZZ! It was getting really.... good ;)
 And I thought the game of QC I did with Matt was disturbing!
            Sheesh!!

* LisaWoob keeps her crown for dirtiest improvisor.
* GypsyWoob is proud she made people laugh. :)

 LOL that rocked! Good job Lisa.. you perv! ;)
  I have never done a clean game, and having a girl in is not
            going to change that!
 Apparently not! :)
   Good. :)
 I loved it though, it was hilarious! :) 
 LOL!
  You were great Becky!

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